My Superpower Is Being a Casual Player

[Multiverse crossover, mainly Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen. Completed arcs: farming, mining, hunting, and cooking.] [Advance notice: "Jujutsu Kaisen: Gold Miner" is listed at the very end. If you're interested, you can add it to your library in advance. =w=] Blurb: After retiring from the Port Mafia, Zenin Xiao began a laid-back life of planting vegetables, mining, hunting, cooking, weaving, making medicine, and raising pets. System: [Your life skills have reached Lv. 100.] A fluffy, cozy hat, gifted to the kind Russian onigiri; special enhancement goggles, gifted to the white-haired, blue-eyed sorcerer; cursed seasoning, gifted to High School Geto before he turned evil; cursed-tool cleavers and daggers, gifted to Nanami and Haibara... I'll make a good vessel for the King of Curses. Am I going to fight Sukuna? No, no, I won't fight Sukuna, and Sukuna won't fight me, because [Sukuna and I] are good friends. I'll leave a bunch of [plants] and [Jiangshi] for little medieval Dazai. Am I going to fight Dazai? No, no, our little mouse is an absolute saint. In a world full of supernatural abilities, cursed techniques, and magic, our little mouse is going to create a world without [demons]! =w= No Longer Human returns home. You might not believe it, but our front door suddenly vanished. 1. Tanuki: (anguished) Why are Fyodor and Sigma living with you? Even if you put it that way, can't I live here too? Zenin Xiao: You want to kill me, my dear friend! Tanuki (earnestly): It's because my love for you all runs so deep... Zenin Xiao: Goodbye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. 2. 5t5: (pointing accusingly) Why are Geto and you living together? Even if you put it that way, shouldn't I be the one living here? Zenin Xiao: ...Don't pull up my vegetables before you start talking! Look what you've done. What do you mean, leaving the fence open and letting a boar in? Muzan's [Blue Spider Lilies] got eaten by the boar! 5t5: Is that why I've been seeing ghosts so often lately? Zenin Xiao: Here's some more seed. Plant them again! 3. Dazai: (heartbroken and indignant) Why are Chuuya and you living together? Even if you put it that way, don't I need a place to stay too? Zenin Xiao: ...Dogs are allowed, Dazai is not. Because, my dear friend Dazai, you're a real dog. Every time you touch something, I end up back at square one. I've told you not to touch my trees, my vegetables, or my melon patch. Last time was even worse. You touched it, and my entire castle disappeared. My whole castle was gone!!! And Chuuya worked so hard to build this estate. The gravity user is just that awesome. 4. There's an unwritten rule in the jujutsu world: cherish your life, stay away from Dazai. Why? Because everyone has a cursed tool branded "Zenin Xiao." They cut through cursed spirits like slicing melons and vegetables. Not enough sorcerers? No problem. Assistant supervisors can train to take knives and guns onto the battlefield. Ordinary people can take down cursed spirits directly if they wear special glasses. In this new era, anyone can become a sorcerer. There's just one thing everyone needs to be extremely wary of: Never let some guy named "Dazai" touch your cursed tools, your potions, or your shikigami... Those who ignored the warnings have all cried out in utter despair: "Dazai, pay for the damages!!!" [Reader's Guide] ○ A silly, happy farming story, slow-paced, with everyone as close friends. The author loves every character and every villain. Everyone survives or comes back to life, and they all get along. ○ The story spans a long period. Early on, it mainly focuses on Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen, with the plot following a flattened timeline. Detective Conan characters will get cursed-tool buffs. ○ For example, they're the police academy group on the surface, but secretly moonlighting as jujutsu sorcerers. ○ It's probably a group-pampering story, with deeply moving friendship and a chaotic friend-love rivalry. Recommending an upcoming gen novel, "Jujutsu Kaisen: Gold Miner" ↓ System: [You've entered "Jujutsu Kaisen." A random minigame will now be selected, and it will become your cursed technique!] Kagura Dosheng: All right, draw! System: [You've obtained the cursed technique [Gold Miner]. Now use your imagination to explain how your technique works!] Kagura Dosheng: Wait, why do I have to come up with that myself? System: [It has to make sense and fit the world of Jujutsu Kaisen!] Kagura Dosheng: I thought about it! [Money Power]: You can use the gold nuggets and diamonds you dig up. [Hook]: A miner's hook, used to capture cursed spirits. [Shikigami]: Summon moles, bats, and diamond moles. [Lucky Bag]: Randomly obtain a cursed tool or cursed object. You can also summon explosives, energy potions, a freeze machine, or a lucky clover. [Passive]: Refresh your condition, similar to the reverse cursed technique. System: [Wait, why are there so many entries?!] Kagura Dosheng: Just like Gojo, who has Limitless, Cursed Technique Lapse: Blue, Cursed Technique Reversal: Red, and Hollow Technique: Purple. That's normal, right? One technique, many uses. That makes perfect sense! System: [I don't think those are the same thing! QAQ] Kagura Dosheng: Oh, right. Give me a pair of special eyes too. Miners can see through the ground, so I need eyes that can see through everything. System: [Why don't I just install the [Six Eyes] for you?] Kagura Dosheng: Yes!!! Other recommendations Completed Jujutsu Kaisen novels: "Reincarnated as a Beloved Cursed Spirit" "My Brother Is Sukuna, and My Boyfriend Is 5t5" "Jujutsu Child-Rearing App" Prince of Tennis novels: (by Lightning Little Tanuki, my 1v1 writing buddy) "Dating Renji" "My Everyday Romance with Shiraishi" "My Tennis Club Boyfriend" "After Failing to Confess to Yukimura" "My Endless Social Disasters in the Tennis Club" Theme: Sometimes we want to fight pain with death and destruction, but in the end, we realize that the best way to fight pain is through love and living.