Let the Show Begin

Wen Ze spent ten years as an extra, going from an unknown face to an old unknown face, and still never made a name for himself.

Just as he was about to be left homeless, he received an invitation to a show. The premise was role-playing: he had to stay in character and was forbidden from revealing that he was an actor.

First scenario: Kangaroo Delivery, Fast Delivery for Anything

One day, Wen Ze woke up as an overworked delivery guy.

His [customers] included a chainsaw-wielding killer, a clown with a split mouth, and a little girl clutching a doll. Every [customer] was preparing for a terrifying killing spree.

And he was their prey.

At that moment, a man stood silently behind a half-open door, gripping a chainsaw, ready to begin a bloody feast.

The next second, Wen Ze hid behind a police officer and declared righteously, "Officer, this is the house that ordered a 100-yuan delivery, plus a 10-yuan delivery fee. They must be calling for help!"

The chainsaw killer: "???"

Wasn't it you who called me to push the promotion: spend 100 and pay a huge 10-yuan delivery fee?!

Wen Ze pointed at the bloodstained chainsaw. "Oh my God! Officer, he's got a weapon too!"

Later, the chainsaw killer got to experience life behind bars. In prison, he thought bitterly: Never trust sales calls!!!

Second scenario: To be decided

[Cover art courtesy of artist Baiqi Zhanggui and designer Guomigao]

Theme: Love yourself first, then love others.