An Unimagined Form of Justice Has Been Added

Fei Niao Heye has a respected senior. To save the senior, whose whereabouts are unknown, Fei Niao Heye volunteers to join the organization. Here is his legendary record as an executive Year One: Insisted that Rum's hair was affecting his luck and persuaded him to stay bald to this day. Year Two: Gave Chianti ten million to buy a flashy sports car, on the grounds that it wasn't his money anyway. Year Three: Got into a fight with Gin, who had parachuted in and was blocking his path. Only afterward did he learn that Gin was his superior, so he calmly hugged the man's head and shouted, “Big Brother! You're my real big brother!” ...And so on. Thanks to Fei Niao Heye's efforts, an average of two members of the organization turned themselves in to the police every year. Then, during a mission where he was disguised as a police officer Fei Niao Heye: “I'm the youngest in my family. My dad won't let me be a cop, and he beat me up this morning, telling me to quietly get out of his room.” Curly-Haired Officer, Police Officer No. 1: “Really? That's awful of him. Heye, you know you can arrest him, right?” Dad Who Won't Let Him Be a Cop, Who Heard ‘Beyond the Moon’ All Night Long, GIN: ? Fei Niao Heye: “And my three older brothers hate me too. Maybe it's because I'm close with the police. They always say cops are all sneaky and deceitful, and lately they won't even talk to me.” Police Officer No. 2: “Domestic abuse and social isolation? Heye, if they bully you again, you can apply for legal aid.” Brothers Who Get Climbed on and Danced on by Their Darkly Twisted Whiskey Trio: “???” Who's bullying whom here?! The Public Security undercover agent, inexplicably accused of crimes and scolded by his colleagues, smiled and grabbed someone by the collar. “Why don't you try acting again?” Fei Niao Heye: “...” Fei Niao Heye: “Ah, I'm so fragile.” - Many years later, at a negotiation between two organizations, Fei Niao Heye met the senior who had been missing for a long time. Only then, as he stood there in stunned silence, did Fei Niao Heye learn that his superior had deceived him and sent him undercover into the wrong organization. “But it doesn't matter!” In front of his speechless senior, Fei Niao Heye raised his hand and swore, “I've already come up with the perfect escape plan. Given time, I'll surely be able to complete this mission successfully!” The young man wore an expensive suit, his finely shaped features full of conviction, though his cuffs were bright red. The senior, who had only recently become an intelligence officer, suddenly had a bad feeling. The conference room door behind them opened. Right in front of Gin, who had just finished negotiations, Fei Niao Heye raised a police badge he'd drawn in crayon and his little water gun. “I'm a police officer!” “Surrender at once!” Gin: “...” As the saying goes, every organization has its own attention seeker. As Dazai Osamu gradually gave in to laughter, Gin shut his eyes, unable to bear it any longer. “Fei Niao Heye,” he said. “Are you trying to get yourself killed?” *The cover is a commissioned commercial illustration from MHS. The full image is on Weibo. *Content warning: The protagonist is a little unhinged at times. - *Check out my upcoming story: "The Reform App" As the youngest executive in the Port Mafia, Hoshino Ibuki received a spam text on his eighteenth birthday. [Welcome to the Reform App] [Your life has ended. Congratulations, you've joined our limited-time free trial. We hope you enjoy your trial.] Hoshino Ibuki: “That's hilarious. It actually thinks I'm getting this for free.” Thinking his phone had a virus, Hoshino Ibuki paid it no mind, until the next day, when he was blown to pieces during a mission and sent back in time to the day before. Hoshino Ibuki: “...” He refused to believe it, deleted the app, and got blown up again. After this happened ninety-nine times, Hoshino Ibuki, completely baffled, could take no more and gave in. From then on, his life became [Your pets Bourbon and Rye are fighting in the game “Overcooked.” Please pay 100 million coins to renovate the kitchen.] “...” Fine. It was understandable. Which villain would know how to cook? [Your pet Gin has refused to save the princess in “The Legend of Zelda” and used a branch he found to knock out the amnesiac protagonist. Please pay 100 million coins to compensate the game's protagonist for emotional distress.] “...” Fair enough. If he had to tag along with that amnesiac blondie to fight little monsters, he'd be lazy too. Hoshino Ibuki kept reassuring himself, then heard the System's notification. [Your pet Tsunayoshi discovered the other's presence and is devising a meticulous plan to assassinate them.] [Reform points -50. Please pay 100 million coins to reset the training program.] [Your pet Tsunayoshi became food for his companion, Mogumo, in the game “It Takes Two.” Please pay 100 million coins to revive your pet Tsunayoshi.] Enough already! That's too much! His Tsunayoshi bunny was the most normal of all these villains! Hoshino Ibuki couldn't laugh anymore. In the dead of night, he called his coworkers. “Hey, Dazai/Nakahara/Colonel-san/Big Sis Koyo...” “Can I borrow some money? I'm broke.” - The pets the System had assigned him were far too rebellious. Hoshino Ibuki poured his heart and soul into them, working tirelessly until he finally raised their reform scores to fifty. The executive, dark circles under his eyes, burst into laughter in the break room. Halfway through, he received another notification from the System. [Your pet has discovered the other party's existence and is making a careful plan to assassinate them.] [Reform score -50. Please pay 100 million coins to reset the training program.] On the roof, the wind howled. Mori Ougai had only gone out for some air, but when he turned around, he saw one of his executives standing with one foot over the railing, trying to jump to his death with a blank expression. Mori Ougai: “...” All he did was ask him to pay for dinner. Was Hoshino's social anxiety... really that bad? Message: Growth