I'm a True Bourbon, but I'm Allergic to the Organization

[Paragraph comments are open. Subscribe at a 60% rate to unlock the bonus side story! Check out my completed story, After Raising Fish in the Detective Conan World, My Boss Begged Me to Kiss Him. It also pairs with Toko. Blurb below. Please add it to your collection!] Petrus, a wine spirit with a deceptively ordinary appearance, was born from an orange-haired executive's unintentional wish. Trained by a famous French blockhead, he was a specialty of the Port Mafia with a security clearance second only to the boss himself. Then one day, at a negotiation with the Clam Organization, he was hit by a rocket launcher and sent to the Detective Conan world. Petrus: Didn't you say my security clearance was second only to the boss's? Scratches head.gif To gather information on how to return to his original world, Petrus joined the Black Organization. Though his reputation got a little twisted over time because of the bizarre fact that he was allergic to his coworkers and had to cover himself up so completely whenever he appeared that he looked like he was ashamed to show his face, he still gained three amazing subordinates! Subordinate A carries a light sniper rifle and mows down enemies. Subordinate B is a gorgeous full-time intelligence agent. Subordinate C moonlights as a procurement specialist who can hit any target. Petrus is in charge of earning money to support the family. The four had clear roles. From being a little estranged to trusting one another, they stomped on the Japanese police and crushed the FBI, repeatedly ranking first among the organization's most ruthless action teams. They even met the executive's KPI of giving Petrus a family! And he got a little cupcake as a lover, too! What kind of heavenly bliss is this?! That is, until the world merger progress hit 100%. The wine spirit, so happy he could fly, pulled off his family's disguises and discovered they were all undercover agents. Undercover agents he had personally paved the way for and escorted all the way to the showdown. Petrus, the Doraemon who punches his hands.gif: So I'm allergic to the distillery (alcohol)! Wait, is this beaverable? Reader advisories and warnings: 1. The protagonist really is alcohol. He has an unusual way of expressing himself and a very strange train of thought. 2. His original world is the world of Boss Dazai and 270. The early part is all fun and games. Later, the worlds merge according to their power systems and levels. In the mid-to-late story, a few characters from the Detective Conan world will have abilities or be able to use Dying Will Flames. You'll see in the story! 4. Lots of personal headcanons, such as Su Qin, and the settings for several world foundations. Anyway, this is a beginner's attempt, so any OOC is on me. 6. WeiLan is mentioned as a side pairing. No others. ----Upcoming: Detective Conan Fish-Raising Simulator---- Detective Conan Fish-Raising Simulator, a highly interactive fish-raising game. In the game, you play a fishpond owner who dies suddenly and is reborn in a flash. Starting from zero, you raise fish, build the strongest fish-police squad, uncover the secrets behind the previous life's missing fish case, and bring the black-clad fish traffickers to justice! Kuroba Masamei: Got it. I don't know why raising fish is so exciting, but all I have to do is lead the fish to defeat the fish traffickers, right? Kusuo: That's right. It'll help with your condition where you die if you don't have fish, and it suits your righteous identity as a police academy student. Kuroba Masamei: But why are the fish I draw not what I ordered? Kusuo: An authentic black-scaled, dark-skinned koi. Just raise it until it grows up. Kuroba Masamei: Uh, why does this fish speak French more fluently than I do...? Kusuo: Its mother is a green-eyed French fish cop and undercover agent. Just raise it until it grows up. Kuroba Masamei: Why did the fish I fed fish food turn around and make me a four-course meal and soup? Kusuo: A blue betta with catlike eyes that can flip a wok with its fins. Just raise it until it grows up. It'll repay your kindness. Kuroba Masamei: Oh, I get it! So the men who cook for me, feed me medicine mouth-to-mouth, come over to show me their huge treasures and pull out glow-in-the-dark sniper rifles, or ask me to study foreign languages with them in the middle of the night, and so on... are all grown-up fish repaying my kindness, right? Amazing! And Mr. Amuro, who's sitting on my lap and starting to take his clothes off, has colors so much like the little black fish I raised. Could Zero have turned into a person? Haha, I guess Kusuo really is joking~ Kusuo: Raise... Where the hell are you? I'll have your cousin come get you out of that den of vice :) Kaito: What! I'm fighting a whole school of fish?! Seriously?! Short skit Masamei: Um... Mr. Amuro, Mr. Midori-kawa behind you seems like he wants to say something. Furuya: I know. Masamei: Mr. Moroboshi beside him keeps looking at us, too. Furuya: He has astigmatism and an eyelid muscle twitch. Masamei: Uh, what about Mr. Kurosawa, who just walked in? Furuya: He's sick. Ignore him. Masamei: ...Okay. But, Mr. Amuro, my cousin will be here soon, and this position we're in... Mm? The blond public security officer pressed a finger to his lips. Looking at those wide, bewildered blue eyes, he sighed. “Don't worry about the others, Masamei. I'm your favorite fish, aren't I?” Since fate has brought us together again, this time, let me be the one to protect you. So, if you really like me, then give me a little pet. Blurb recorded on 2024.12.10 at 3:30 p.m. [Reader advisories] 1. The protagonist is the top. Pairing with Toko. A sunny, natural, slightly oblivious younger subordinate with maxed-out bluntness x a serious, upright, multifacted older boss. 2. A mix of childcare and chaotic romantic rivalries. Comedy. Any OOC is on me. 3. The main setting is Detective Conan, with Magic Kaito and The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. Other series may be added later. Please add it to your collection! (Grabs your pant leg.) Theme: Though surrounded by darkness, I will still fall in love with this world a thousand times over.