The Forum Is Obsessed with Raising Me

[Three cents per thousand characters. Exclusively on Jinjiang, with the complete, polished version, red envelopes, and author-note interactions available only there. Thank you for supporting the official version!] Tongye Zou has been able to see strange text scrolling before his eyes since childhood. The text updates in real time to reflect his experiences, as if it is watching his life. He has no idea what the text is, but whenever the progress bar for an item in his inventory fills up, he receives the corresponding item. For example, money mysteriously appears in his wallet from time to time. Whatever he needs always appears nearby, and whenever he is in danger, someone shows up immediately to get him out of trouble. Then one day, he discovers that the fake liquor secret identity option in his inventory has lit up, and he gets caught up in a showdown between the Black Organization and the detectives. Another day, he discovers that the supernatural ability option in his inventory has lit up, and finds himself in the middle of a street fight involving the Port Mafia. Then one more day, he discovers that the cursed energy option in his inventory has lit up, and sees a curse spirit. Tongye Zou: Wait, wasn't I just an ordinary high school student before? Meanwhile, the forum is buzzing. "We finally saved up enough to unlock the Detective Conan world route! Don't be scared, Zou-baby. The moms pooled their money to get you a fake liquor secret identity. You'll be able to work both sides, red and black, with no effort!" "We've got enough for the Bungo Stray Dogs world too. The moms maxed out your hand-to-hand combat skills and bought you the most expensive supernatural ability. Go, Zou-baby! Become the Port Mafia's favorite!" "Oooooh, the Jujutsu Kaisen route is unlocked too! Let's see which technique we should buy. Something flashy, cool, and badass!" "Zou-baby, just tell your mom what else you need. I'll spend all the money you want!" "Fly bravely, Zou-baby! Your moms will always be with you!" PS: 1. A slice-of-life story with a bit of a harem vibe. The forum spends money to raise the protagonist. He is a native of his world, but learns how the plot will unfold from the forum. 2. Lots of weird world routes. The moms are spending money, that's all. 3. The police academy group survives. The timeline, locations, and specific details have been altered, so don't overthink it. 4. Lots of one-sided crushes, including familial love, friendship, and romance. The pairing is with Qizhen. 5. Let's get along and not argue. The characters are yours, the OOC is mine. Add it to your collection, don't miss out as you pass by! Original upcoming novel, "I Inherited a Mysterious Organization." Check it out in my author page and please add it to your collection! On the first anniversary of the release of Erworld, Ye Luo is in a car accident. When he wakes up, he discovers that he has transmigrated into the game's world. Not only does he still have the game's interface, but he has also inherited the organization he created in the game. Ye Luo looks at the mysterious organization he had only halfway built, rolls up his sleeves, and gets back to work. No one can stop him from making his organization the strongest in the world! From the start, he chops down trees, builds houses, and gets to work on construction. Then he saves up money to draw cards and give the organization NPCs. What kind of banner is this? I'll pull once. A dragon? What kind of banner is this? I'll pull once. A birdman? What kind of banner is this? I'll pull once. A demon? Ye Luo rubs his chin. Why do these NPCs seem so strange? Wait, you can't eat this one, or this one, or me either! * At some point, a mysterious organization appears on the continent. The long-vanished dragons, the angels of the end who command life and death, the primordial demons who were born with the world... These beings, who once wielded immense power across the continent, now bow their heads and serve this organization. Many people come to the organization, drawn by its reputation. There, they see its master. The man wears a black robe, his face hidden in the darkness. The old days stir within him once more. He is the last surviving god. * Ye Luo, the socially anxious version: Someone's here. I'm scared. I'll pick clothes that cover my whole face. This big cloak looks great. Ye Luo, the gambling-his-life-away card-pulling version: I've finally saved enough gems. Time for a ten-pull. I lost the guaranteed drop to an off-banner character. Damn it, I'm quitting gambling! PS: A fantasy-world adventure about building, battling monsters, leveling up, and raising kids (?). The protagonist's main job is pulling cards (crossed out) being a god. The NPCs he creates all love him. Upcoming novel, "I, an Angel, Exorcise with Physical Force." Check it out in my author page and please add it to your collection! H Shiba is the biggest problem student since the founding of Tokyo Jujutsu High, all because of his excessively brutal way of exorcising curse spirits. Ordinary jujutsu sorcerers exorcise curse spirits with cursed techniques or cursed tools. H Shiba, on the other hand, uses heavy weapons to bombard them. A missile launches, and even a special-grade curse spirit can say goodbye to the world. No one dares ask H Shiba what his cursed technique is, until one day, they see a tiny halo floating above his head while he is still half asleep. With everyone watching, H Shiba casually takes the halo off, snaps it in half, and tosses it into the trash. H Shiba: Sorry, I forgot to take it off today. Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru: ? H Shiba: You didn't know? My cursed technique is being an angel, so I grow this weird halo every day. It's no big deal. I just take it off. Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru: ?? Wait, are angels supposed to bomb special-grade curse spirits with missiles? H Shiba: (Presses his palms together) Physical exorcism is still exorcism. Amen. PS: A silly, happy slice-of-life story. It may cross over with other worlds. If you pass by, please add it to your collection. Kisses! Theme: Work hard to create a wonderful life