I Tore Up the Villainess Script, and the Son of God Can Read My Mind

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Former title: "The Hard-to-Win Yukimura"

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My name is Sanada Haruka, and I have a biological cousin named Genichiro.

I never thought much of it. Just because he has to work harder than I do to write his name doesn't mean I should pity him. That is, until I officially moved to Japan and had a dream.

In the dream, he was the vice-captain of a school's tennis club in an anime. Judging by the comments, he was pretty popular.

Me: Wow, I got to ride his coattails.

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After that, I started having dreams on and off, and they were all fanfiction about that anime.

The stories varied wildly, but they always came back to the same things:

The three major schools constantly switching between villains, golden fingers, and guys who take over after someone else, plus...

A heroine adored by everyone, with every clichéd plot twist imaginable.

What a lively world. Too bad I'm...

The scheming, fake-best-friend of the fake heiress in “The Real and Fake Heiresses.”

The queen bee who bullies people in “Childhood Friend vs. New Arrival.”

The pitiful, poisonous white lotus in “The Mistaken White Moonlight.”

Me: What kind of split personality is this? It can't be me, the family heir who inherited our expressionless faces, can it? Hahahaha! Do Japanese middle schoolers ever study?

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It's bad enough that I live in a world where angsty fanfiction plots are all mashed together. I even accepted my fate as the designated villainess.

But just as I finally manage to outlast all those ridiculous plots, my brother's friend stops me after school.

He says he can hear my thoughts, even when I'm muttering to myself in Chinese.

Honestly, I thought it was no big deal. He could hear what I was thinking, that's all!

...What? Who? Whose thoughts?

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My name is Sanada Haruka. I'm willing to pay for a Magneto helmet. Anyone got one? I'm waiting online, and it's pretty urgent.

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Reading guide

1. The main story is told in third person.

2. Rikkai will keep winning.

3. The heroine's thoughts can only be heard when she gets overly emotional, and she speaks Chinese.

4. In theory, U-17 won't feature much.

Theme: People can triumph over fate.