Raised by an Alien Owner

[An emotionally detached, nonhuman snake man x an adorable Earth girl]

What makes a good human pet?

The teachers at the Starlet Launch Camp looked down at the unfortunate boys and girls below and earnestly lectured them: You should be quiet, well-behaved, and obedient. Do what you can, and don't cause trouble for your owner...

But Jiang Keke didn't agree.

"Come on, we're prestigious pets! We should test our owners' limits, then keep pushing them right to the edge. We should go out of our way to bother them, drain their wallets, and make them worship us! We should rule over our owners and do whatever we want!"

"But..." one of her companions raised a hand and asked timidly, "Aren't you afraid your owner will get angry and ignore you if you do that...?"

"That's why giving them the occasional reward is important too! Pay attention to what your owner likes, and give them a little treat now and then, so they realize their efforts are rewarded. Of course, don't do it too often, or it won't feel special. Animonians look different from us, but deep down they're just like Blue Star people: they're naturally drawn to being mistreated. If you fawn over them every day, they might not value you much. But if you ignore them often and only show them a little kindness once in a while, they'll give you their whole heart! You've had a cat, right? What we need to do is..."

"Um, excuse me..."

"Yeah, what is it...? Is there something behind me?"

(She turns around.)

Glosk: (smiling)

Jiang Keke: !!! (fur standing on end)

*Written from both the male and female leads' perspectives, a light, short read.

*The heroine's ABB-style name is so that the silly alien can easily name her based on its pronunciation: Coco.

Theme: Adapt to your environment and love life.