After the Top-Tier Boy Band Started Sharing Their Thoughts

[Pre-receipt: "Live broadcast of the rich melon field, who blocks the electricity", "Super lazy salted fish is bound to four systems", please collect] [This article is a humorous article, thank you for reading~] Abandon is a popular black and red boy band with a total of five members, four of whom are the most popular members all year round. The boss has a love brain and is obsessed with a certain movie star. In order to pursue love, he entered the entertainment industry in a high-profile manner, and he surrounds him every day like a licking dog. The second child has yin and yang eyes and a light horoscope. He bumped into Ah Piao frequently since he was a child. He was often frightened to the point of going crazy and crawled around with countless black pictures. The third child, Fu Di Mo, is an adopted son of a wealthy family who was treated harshly, but he devoted himself to his adoptive parents' family. He was sucked for blood and had not yet recovered. The fourth son is a resentful husband from a wealthy family, has a bad temperament, is weak and can be bullied, is extremely depressed, and can only wash his underwear with a cold face. The above four people have contributed almost all of Abandon's popularity, and gossip can support a number of marketing accounts. Lao Wu is a small, transparent and slimy 18th-line guy who has no sense of existence among the top celebrities. Several people worked on their own and didn't know each other well at all. Until one day, they actually shared their thoughts. It was a variety show at that time. They played "You draw and I guess" to set a new record. They played "Quick Question and Answer" to know the other people well. They played "Password Relay" with an accuracy rate of 100%. Their tacit understanding was extraordinary. Xiti hot search #Abandon hun#. The only fans who are in a state of tearing apart:! ? ! ? ! ? What the hell? You're telling me Abandon has a group spirit! ? After "sharing their voices", the few of them had no secrets to speak of. However, the four top leaders soon discovered that they could hear Xiao Wu's voice, but Xiao Wu could not hear them and knew nothing about it. But Xiao Wu, who is unknown and talkative, is afraid of others, but in his heart... It makes people cut their buttocks with a knife, and it opens their eyes. When a certain movie star "doesn't take the initiative, doesn't refuse, and doesn't take responsibility" towards his boss—— Xiao Wu is calm and harmless on the surface, but in his heart: [Mei* is so bad, how dare this big dog pretend to be innocent? Watch me break his legs. The next day, the actor broke his leg and went to the hospital. The rest of Abandon:? The second child bumped into a ghost again, screaming and crawling all over the floor—— Xiaowu looks weak and well-behaved, but in his heart: [The ghost king likes the second child, how dare he scare people in front of me? Kill all his lair tonight. The next day, a bunch of monsters and demons knelt in front of Lao Er's door and begged for forgiveness. The rest of Abandon:? ? ? When the third/fourth child is bullied again—— Xiao Wu is innocent and ignorant on the surface, but in his heart: [Now any big swordsman dares to bully my people! ? Okay, they're all sharks. The rest of Abandon:? ? ? ? ? Xiaowu, ah, no, Brother Wu, please calm down! Calm down! ! ! The four people rushed to Xiao Wu and said all kinds of sweet things to him: "Fifth brother, you may not know much about it. Times have changed. Let's just say it is not popular here to kill someone directly." "Yes, fifth brother. After all, friends who often kill people should know that it is easier to kill than to bury the body." "That's right, fifth brother, don't be angry. Come and read with me. The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good." The stupid hair on Xiaowu's head shook, and he looked cute: "Huh?" Agent passing by: "Crazy! Everyone is crazy!!!" And later... Abandon's stage exploded, their singles exploded, and they transformed from black and red to a truly top-notch boy band. What makes fans even more teary-eyed is that the eldest brother cut off love without being a licker, the second child is free of ghosts and is in high spirits, the third child successfully leaves home and is relaxed, and even the fourth child took a hard turn, divorced and left, leaving his ex-husband to the wind. Everyone is celebrating! Agent: (wiping away tears) "It's better to be crazy, it's better to be crazy!" Small Theater At a certain celebration banquet, Xiaowu met Shen Guanchao, the group's boss. He thought with an innocent look on his face: [It looks good, I will take it back and use it as a furnace tomorrow. Just think about it. Unexpectedly, the next second, his teammates gathered around and started yelling at the big boss: "Mr. Shen, come and meet our fifth brother. Don't be disrespectful." "Fifth brother is unmarried this year. Mr. Shen, if you have the opportunity, you must seize it." "I'll tell you the truth, Mr. Shen, you don't want to reject the love of a god, do you?" Xiao Wu was stunned and almost burst into tears: [What... I... I... Am... Not... Me... They...] Boss Shen was very calm. He drank the champagne in one gulp, put the glass down steadily, looked at Xiao Wu, and curled his lips: "I agree. Let's go?" **The society is afraid, but the person who keeps talking loudly in his heart is attacked by the gentleman who is gentle in appearance and actually sick. The attack came late. **Micro group portrait. There is pure friendship between teammates. **The characters have no prototypes. Don't substitute them into the third dimension. In reality, no company would name the boy band "Abandon", haha. [Pre-collection of "Live broadcast of the rich melon field, who blocks the electricity" please collect] "The Cage" is a rich and bloody masterpiece. On average, each character has 1 Bai Yueguang, 2 lovers, and 3 stand-ins. At every banquet, someone has an affair, someone catches someone cheating, and someone slaps each other. Wen Weiliang worked hard all his life, and only after he died from overwork did he realize that his world turned out to be such a book. This! What! One! Book! Book! As the true young master of the Wen family, he tried his best to be recognized by his family, but he was always out of tune with the entire world. The fake young master deals with n crazy men every day, but he becomes popular and loved by everyone. In the end, he died young, and the fake young master Mei Mei inherited everything. Wen Weiliang, who came back from rebirth: I can't say. (One second later) Farke. Fak Fak Fak. Farke all over the world! The voice in my mind sounded: [Welcome to bind to the live broadcast system. The live broadcast room will open in half an hour. Please accumulate the popularity of the live broadcast room to redeem the rebirth time. Wen Weiliang: [I can't defeat you! Sow a ghost, sow, go to hell! System: [Calm down. Those who obstruct the live broadcast will be punished with electric shocks. Wen Weiliang's eyes lit up: [Is there such a good thing? Half an hour later, Wen Weiliang went downstairs to broadcast: "Dear audience friends, this is the Wen family, the Wen of the Wen Group. This is Old Wen, who made his fortune through his wife and also promoted marketing. This is Mrs. Wen, who feels that everyone misses her kappa husband. This is the fake young master of the Wen family, who is having sex with four men at the same time. Come and say hello to the gentlemen in the audience." The smiles of the three people who were originally enjoying themselves froze: "Live broadcast? Are you crazy!?" Jump up to block the camera. Then the whole family twitched, twisted, crawled, and howled as the system shocked them. Wen Weiliang: Increase the power! With the thunderous gesture, crush the darkness! ! ! Wen Weiliang quickly found out the rules and found that behaviors such as blocking the camera, evading interviews, and insulting the audience would all be judged by the system as "obstructing the live broadcast." At this point, the wealthy circle has welcomed their most severe thunder god. At the fake young master's birthday party, a bunch of people rushed to open their doors. Wen Weiliang broadcast live "The Courtship Season of the Wealthy Family in the Animal World" and narrated affectionately: "Spring is here, and it is the season when white lotus flowers pollinate all things..." In the end, 18 people were shocked, and the popularity of the live broadcast room rose to level three. At a wealthy wedding, the two grooms confessed their true love, and the guests were moved to tears. Wen Weiliang's live broadcast "We still don't know who slept with whom at the scene", forced interview: "Please answer honestly, have you slept with the new person?" In the end, 42 people were shocked, and the popularity of the live broadcast room rose to level five. At the wealthy charity dinner, Wen Weiliang gave awards live. The prize for the most number of substitutes, the prize for the most dignified person, the prize for the shortest time... The prizes will be awarded by name, and the cue person will come on stage. The acceptance speech was too offensive and was treated as an insult to the audience. In the end, 198 people were electrocuted, and the popularity of the live broadcast room was raised to level ten. Audience: (Excited) (Crazy) (Running around telling each other) What will Wen Shen play next! Everyone from the wealthy family: I kneel down to you, can you let us go? OK? ? ? Small Theater The popularity of the live broadcast room skyrocketed, and the points gained were weak. Wen Weiliang released a notice, and the next live broadcast was scheduled to be held by the top wealthy Li family. The wealthy circle is collectively excited: It's finally the mad dog's turn! Either the God of Plague will electrocute Crazy Dog Li, or Crazy Dog Li will bite the God of Plague to death. These two scourges will confront each other quickly! Crazy rewards to promote the broadcast. But after the broadcast started, the crazy dog head of the Li family came out in a wheelchair, with a surprisingly gentle and doting look on his face: "Baby, do you want to take your work home with you? Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you bring it back." [Advance collection of "Super Lazy Salted Fish is Bind to Four Systems", please collect it] Jiang Yubai is a lazy man. He can't sit when he can lie down. He can't stand when he can sit. If he takes more than 20 steps on WeChat every day, he is considered to be exercising. Once he died wearing a book, he became a fake young master of the wealthy Jiang family. He will be kicked out of the house in three months. Jiang Yubai: Okay, let's lie down for three months. As a result, four system sounds sounded in my head at the same time: [Hello host - Hey, why are there other systems? After a period of confusion, he learned that he had actually bound four systems. Four! This is going to cost him his life! ! ! Jiang Yubai lay down peacefully, pulled up the quilt, and closed his eyes tightly: "How about you just treat me as dead." Systems: [Stand up, host! I will reward you with 100 million US dollars/a mansion by the sea/a mine/dozens of male models! Jiang Yubai: [... I'm alive. The four systems belong to different groups and have different tasks: Datong belongs to the "Redemption Group" and needs to redeem the biggest villain in the original book, the brutal legal expert, who is Jiang Yubai's eldest brother. The second group belongs to the "Fate-Changing Group" and needs to save Bai Yueguang, who died young in the book, and destroy himself to the king, Jiang Yubai's second brother. Santong belongs to the "vicious male supporting team" and needs to bully the protagonist Long Aotian, who is the real young master and Jiang Yubai's nominal third brother. Si Tong belongs to the "cute pet group" and needs to play the role of a cat and be pampered to heaven. Jiang Yubai: (Subway old man's mobile phone) Add more money! Did you hear that? More money! After the salary increase, Jiang Yubai started working diligently. But because I am too lazy to move, I complete most of my tasks by lying on the bed and playing with my mobile phone. He established the vest number 1, replaced it with Zhang San as his avatar, and sent his elder brother a law-enforcement video every day, talking about the daily life in prison, and educating him on love and peace. He created Vest No. 2, Put on a bald Chinese medicine doctor as his avatar, and sent health tutorials to his second brother every day, with the catchphrase "Moisture is heavy, so it needs to be taken care of." He created a vest number 3, replaced it with Yanzhen as his avatar, verbally insulted the fake young master every day, and sent him 20 pickup codes to ask him to pick up the express delivery for him. He built vest number 4 and would lie around all day doing nothing. If he was beaten, he would punch and kick the whole family and attack with cat punches. Systems: ... Host, please be more serious! At least move it! Jiang Yubai: Ha. Mortals do not understand the realm of God. After a while—— The boss has corrected his evil ways and is obsessed with charity and volunteer work. The company even abides by the labor laws meticulously. The second child is in good health, has a normal mind, keeps his feet in good health, and loves life. The third child is becoming more and more forbearing, and soon "I can't bear it anymore. I don't have to endure it for another three years. The Dragon King has returned to take back everything I have." Progress is rapid. Jiang Yubai was very satisfied. But there are too many characters, and there are always times when the secret is revealed. Jiang Yubai was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone when Master Zhen came over. This man loves rua cats. Jiang Yubai reflexively opened his mouth and said: "Meow~" The real young master lowered his head and looked down at him, his expression gloomy and unclear. Finally, he curled his lips and said, "Isn't it just that I don't want to leave the Jiang family?" "No need to seduce anyone else. Seduce me." [Small theater half a year later] Mr. Jiang, who was recuperating overseas, finally returned to China. Butler: Master, it's not good! Your real son is a giver, your fake son is a giver, your two sons, ah no, your four sons are all a giver! Old man:? ? ? Butler: Your real son and your fake son are together! Your eldest son and your second son wanted to stop this marriage and started a fight with your third son! Old man:? ? ? ? ? Housekeeper: By the way, our cat has disappeared! Old man:? ? ? ? ? ? ? He slapped the table, blew his beard and shouted with eyes wide open: "Where are those traitors? Come back soon, let's find the cat first!" Purpose: Bravely save your own life