The End of the Universe Is Selling Stuff

Blurb One:

Lin Zhao is a laid-back streamer who works three days and slacks off for two, firmly believing that "working hard doesn't guarantee success, but not working hard guarantees an easy life." His livestream sales never got much traffic, until one day his customer base became the entire universe, spanning different planes and civilizations.

He used Dr. Ken and Doctor Mai to cure elves in a Western fantasy world who had lost their appetites from eating grass all day.

He traded a shipping container of canned food and antibiotics for a "technical team" made up of engineers from a wasteland plane.

He sold nine years of compulsory education to a plant-symbiote civilization that loved raising children...

Lin Zhao: If I told you I always thought you were doing text-based cosplay and being absurd in the livestream chat, and that I never thought you were seriously buying anything, would you believe me? =mouth=

Blurb Two:

The people of Yasa are infamous throughout the universe as battle-crazed warriors. Their civilization spans multiple star systems, and they are known as one of the strongest warlike species in existence. They frequently produce individuals with SSS-level psychic powers, and almost everyone is stunningly beautiful.

Leinhardt's elder brother told him that the most important thing in a Yasa person's life wasn't getting stronger, but finding their destined lover, the one and only person for them. "When the two of you meet, the light marrow in your bodies will resonate in a way that surpasses the laws of physics. It's impossible to fake, devastatingly powerful, and a one-of-a-kind confirmation on a cosmic scale. It's incredibly romantic."

Prince Leinhardt thought his brother had gone crazy, a total love-brained fool, until... he saw an Earthling named Lin Zhao in a newly discovered, remote, and backward star system.

Mini-scene:

Leinhardt: Oh no. I'm falling for him.

His elder brother: Hah. Don't you always say that the idea of a destined partner is ridiculous, an outdated feudal tradition that should have been abolished long ago?

Leinhardt (serious expression): It can also be an indispensable piece of intangible cultural heritage passed down through our history.

Alien prince, love-brained top x lazy human bottom

Choose your own warnings and delights:

1. Happy ending, one-on-one, primarily from the bottom's perspective.

2. Updates around noon, between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. Before the story goes VIP, six updates and one day off; afterward.

3. The cat at the author's house wrote this story! ⊙ω⊙

4. Before buying the VIP chapters, please read the author's note at the end of the chapter before the story goes VIP.

5. I highly recommend a new historical danmei novel featuring my favorite couple: What Should I Do If I Wake Up on the Dragon Bed Every Day? by He Lan. It's already underway. Click through from her author page to find it. It's the first one!

6. I'll add more when I think of something.

Theme: Your subconscious guides your life, and you call it fate., Jung.