All Seven of My Husbands Think They're Replacements

Ling Yushu and his partner have been married for three years. They’re as loving as ever, making everyone around them envious. But one day, everything starts to go wrong... In the bedroom, his partner throws off his usual restraint and lets loose completely, saying things like: “Baby, I can be your substitute. Just don’t leave me.” Ling Yushu: ???? Do you want to listen to what you’re saying? But that day was only the beginning. The nights become dizzying, with one bizarre scenario after another. Every day, Ling Yushu discovers a whole new world. He soon figures out what’s going on: his partner’s personality has split into seven, and some of them aren’t even human anymore. All seven personalities are firmly convinced that Ling Yushu has someone else in his heart, the one they’ll become when they merge, and that they’re merely pathetic substitutes. A daily battlefield of romantic rivals begins. Personality Number One is an award-winning actor, elegant and ill-natured: “It’s me, baby. You couldn’t tell the difference when I was playing him, could you?” Personality Number Two is an innocent, harmless little prince from ancient times, with an incredibly sweet smile: “Big brother, if he can, why can’t I?” Oh, and he wants to move into the Palace Museum. That really isn’t allowed. Personality Number Three is the progenitor of vampires. He pins Ling Yushu inside a coffin, dangerous fangs poised at his neck: “My sacrifice, do you remember that everything you have belongs to me?” Personality Number Four is an alpha, aloof and seemingly chaste, with a gaze full of bitter, tragic love: “You had your gland removed!? Do you love him that much?” Personality Number Five is a starfighter, a gentle older man with a warm smile: “It’s normal for young people to want to have fun. When you’re done, come home with Uncle.” By “home,” he means taking Earth away and returning to his home hundreds of billions of light-years away. Personality Number Six is a mermaid. He swishes his impossibly beautiful tail and gazes at Ling Yushu with pleading eyes: “All this seafood is yours. Just stay with me and give me some little fish babies, okay?” Personality Number Seven is an escaped patient from a psychiatric hospital who hasn’t taken his medication in ages: “I’m a substitute? That’s wonderful, Yushu. I’ve never been a substitute before. I’m already getting a little excited.” Before long, all seven personalities become aware of one another, and Ling Yushu’s scummy behavior of finding substitutes escalates into cheating with seven people at once. The personalities argue, get jealous, fight, and compete for his affection, genuinely wanting to kill one another. Unable to take it anymore, Ling Yushu can only hope his original lover, the one who was all seven in one, comes back soon. The lovers: Hah, I really am just a substitute. He’s still thinking about that guy. Looks like I haven’t done enough. Ling Yushu: Enough, enough! I said that’s enough! Ling Yushu: Just! End! It!!! Later, he learns that no matter the time or place, no matter what identity they have, they will always fall in love with him. They will love him forever. **The love interest’s soul is split into fragments. Every personality is part of him, and they all share one body. **The protagonist has “the purest face and the dirtiest mouth,” while the love interest becomes wonderfully colorful after splitting into seven. **One-on-one romance, happy ending, no pregnancy. Theme: Accepting your imperfections and making peace with your true self