Yu Jiuchu, a D-list celebrity, transmigrates into a novel about the entertainment industry as a washed-up D-list extra destined to be cannon fodder. The original owner was mocked across the internet and tried to turn his life around by summoning an evil god, only to meet a gruesome end.
The moment Yu arrives, the summoning ritual is already underway.
Faced with death from the start, Yu launches into a rousing song: "I really wish I could live another five hundred years!"
Instead, he summons an even more powerful, darker, and more evil being: the true evil god.
The evil god says that if Yu Jiuchu helps him collect enough dark emotions, he will grant him one wish. Yu agrees.
But a few unexpected things happen along the way.
To collect fear, Yu Jiuchu joins a haunted-house variety show.
In the dead of night, ghosts roam the halls. Yu links arms with a male ghost on his left and a female ghost on his right, then says:
"I'm here to join this family, not break it up. Let's turn our little love into a great love and welcome happiness together!"
The evil god: ?
The audience: ?
To collect rage, Yu Jiuchu livestreams himself as the whole internet mocks him.
A hater spews venom, and Yu proclaims with conviction: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a poor young man!"
Then he claps for himself: "My three-year agreement has expired. The Movie Emperor is back, and I'm done holding back!"
The evil god: ?????
The audience: ?????
After all that, Yu Jiuchu, once a D-list celebrity, becomes a star.
His variety show is a smash hit, his livestream floods with comments, his acting wins awards, his looks go viral, and the audience all cries, "I take it all back!"
But Yu Jiuchu hasn't collected a single bit of dark emotion. All he's collected is goofiness, goofiness, and more goofiness...
The evil god's palace is about to be buried under all this gaudy goofiness!
Yu Jiuchu: "Lord Evil God, we're running short on dark emotions. Can we pay off the debt with goofiness instead?"
In the blink of an eye, he is flung onto the enormous bed in the evil god's bedchamber.
The deity with crimson eyes slowly approaches.
"Yu Jiuchu, my dominion also includes lust," he says.
"Now I'm here to collect."
*
Long Yun, a true god who wields the authority of "evil desires," is forced by his injuries to form a contract with a human.
At first, he only wants to recover quickly and get this goofball out of his life for good. Later, all he wants is to lay the entire world at the human's feet.
[Reader's Guide]
1. The protagonist is a total goofball, an extreme one. According to the second law of goofballs, "goofballs flock together," all kinds of goofballs gather around him too.
2. The characters are not based on real people. Please don't draw comparisons to anyone in real life.
3. It's perfectly normal if you don't find it funny. Everyone has a different sense of humor, so don't force it. Please don't attack the author.
4. Thank you, and happy reading!
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The Substitute Is Super Strong, but Excessively Goofy
Ten years after transmigrating to the apocalypse, Ye Yituan finally makes it back.
Faced with the long-missed cola, fried chicken, kebabs, and online games, tears spill from the corners of Ye Yituan's mouth. Paradise, I'm home! This time, no one is ever separating us again!
He soon learns that only six months have passed in the real world, and somehow he has become the kept lover of the Fu family's eldest young master.
Ye Yituan rubs his chin with a hand long accustomed to wielding a whip. "Huh? Me?"
After one night, the Fu family's eldest young master's substitute canary is a completely different bird.
At a lavish family banquet, the canary eats and drinks like there's no tomorrow, devouring everything as if he hasn't had a proper meal in several lifetimes.
But when the banquet ends, he kicks the door shut. "Nobody leaves until you've finished eating. Just try wasting food!"
In an upscale residential complex, the rich young masters race ahead, panting, while the canary strolls along behind them, leisurely flicking his whip and urging them on with a cold glare. "Faster, faster, pick up the pace! You think you'll outrun the zombies at this speed... me?"
With his own strength, the canary cleans up the entire circle of A City's elite families. He even gathers the other canaries and forms a mighty "Canary Legion" to fight the looming apocalypse.
It's not that nobody tries to rebel. It's just that everyone who defies him gets pinned to the ground and subjected to utterly inhumane friction.
Afterward, they all declare: "Boss Ye is right to teach us a lesson. Boss Ye only wants what's best for us. We're happy to stay under his thumb." What a joke. There's no escaping him.
Only after being put through the wringer does the eldest young master Fu belatedly realize he's fallen for Ye Yituan. He tries to win him back: "They say a good horse never eats the grass behind it, but you know I'm not a horse."
The very next day, Fu Mingcheng, the head of the Fu family and his younger uncle, sends him to the racetrack to brush horses.
The eldest young master runs back to the old family home to complain, only to find his usually ice-cold uncle with his arms around his former canary, his face tender and adoring. "Tuantuan, the Fu family estate would make a perfect shelter. How about moving in?"
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All Seven of My Lovers Think They're Substitutes
Ling Yushu has always believed he's an ordinary person, living the most ordinary life with the person he loves.
Until one day, his lover suddenly breaks.
Without warning, his lover splits into seven personalities: a CEO, a Movie Emperor, a little prince from ancient times, an interstellar god of war, the progenitor of vampires, an escaped mental hospital patient, and... a mermaid.
Ling Yushu: "Well, look at that! Pay once, get seven experiences?"
All seven lovers are firmly convinced that Ling Yushu is dating seven people at once, has someone else in his heart, and sees each of them as nothing but a lowly substitute.
But of course, none of this is Ling Yushu's fault. Yushu has only made the same mistake every man makes. Just don't let him meet those six homewreckers.
So:
The CEO abducts Ling Yushu and hides him in a luxury resort.
The Movie Emperor steals him back, dazzling him with his acting skills before luring him into his own safe house.
The little prince insists on taking him to live in the Forbidden City. When he's turned down, he secretly starts building some kind of golden cage.
The interstellar god of war builds a starship with his bare hands, hoping to fly him off Earth.
The progenitor of vampires pins him in a coffin, day and night.
The escaped mental hospital patient really is sick, and keeps saying, "Baby, this world isn't good enough for you."
The mermaid only wants a chance to hold him and sink to the bottom of the sea.
Every day, Ling Yushu is abducted, taken somewhere else, and then snatched away again. Ling Yushu: (smiling) I'm tired. Let it all burn.
The seven personalities argue, get jealous, fight, compete for affection, and genuinely want to kill one another. Ling Yushu can't take it anymore. All he wants is for his lover, who used to be all seven in one, to come back already.
The lovers: "Hah, you really only think about your true love. I really am just a substitute."
Until...
An accident breaks the restraints on Ling Yushu and restores his powers. He also remembers his past:
It turns out he was a quick transmigration tasker. He traveled through seven worlds, found the seven fragments of his lover's soul, and pieced them back together into one.
Great. If he managed to piece his lover back together once, he can do it a second time.
But before he can figure out how, he has to deal with one pressing problem: all seven personalities have suddenly acquired bodies of their own.
This is killing him. He really can't take it.
Theme: Face life with joy, and life will return the favor.
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Finished watching it, it's very interesting. My biggest feeling after reading this article is that it is interesting. My favorite character is Mr. He, although I can't remember his real name at all. I only remember his full name, which is interesting. I usually read articles without commenting at all. This is the first time. Mainly because I like Mr. He so much. When I think about whether he just likes to say "hey" is interesting or he really thinks it is interesting and says "hey", I think he is cute and interesting. I found it interesting when I saw other characters being infected by him and saying "Interesting". This was the first time I saw the phrase "Interesting" appearing so frequently in an article. After reading it, I felt "Interesting". Every time I see Mr. He saying "Interesting", I feel very interesting. If he becomes a god, he will definitely hold the authority of "Interesting" and want to be his follower. Thanks to the author for making my whole day interesting. Ha, interesting.
Jiuchu, the god of sand sculptures, if the summoning is successful, he will definitely buy one and get a dragon for free... (Long: What?) When I first read this book, I almost laughed under the table. My wife is really good at combining sand sculptures with delicate emotions.
It's good. I enjoyed reading it. The first few chapters were a bit forced. The pace is very fast, as if I'm rushing for something. I have a good grasp of it later on. The attack character of the deputy CP is very interesting. Hehe, when will the Slice book be released!
Why don't you buy Canary? I really like Canary's copywriting.
When is the author going to publish a new novel? I really want to read the book about the end of the world. I feel like I am making progress with each book and my writing is getting better and better. I really look forward to the next one (the author's novel is really a joke in my heart)
Wuwuwuwu, it's really been a long time pursuit, but later on, I gained weight because of going to school. Jiuchu and Mr. Yuan are really doing well.
When will the next book be released? Will the next one be Canary or Seven Old Attackers?
Wow ah ah ah, I can't bear to leave my ninth-year wife, woo woo woo, I haven't seen enough of my Se Se, today's bitter tea seeds are gone before they fly, woo woo woo, woman, please pay back the next book you owe me, and the next book will only be worth 10,000 yuan (dog head holding roses. Gif)
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Comments can be pinned! Come and give it a try ~ I don't know what to say, so I wish you all a good year hahahaha! Also, if possible, please let the little angels take a look at the pre-receipt, thank you! I wish you all a happy reading.
Finished watching it, it's very interesting. My biggest feeling after reading this article is that it is interesting. My favorite character is Mr. He, although I can't remember his real name at all. I only remember his full name, which is interesting. I usually read articles without commenting at all. This is the first time. Mainly because I like Mr. He so much. When I think about whether he just likes to say "hey" is interesting or he really thinks it is interesting and says "hey", I think he is cute and interesting. I found it interesting when I saw other characters being infected by him and saying "Interesting". This was the first time I saw the phrase "Interesting" appearing so frequently in an article. After reading it, I felt "Interesting". Every time I see Mr. He saying "Interesting", I feel very interesting. If he becomes a god, he will definitely hold the authority of "Interesting" and want to be his follower. Thanks to the author for making my whole day interesting. Ha, interesting.
Jiuchu, the god of sand sculptures, if the summoning is successful, he will definitely buy one and get a dragon for free... (Long: What?) When I first read this book, I almost laughed under the table. My wife is really good at combining sand sculptures with delicate emotions.
It's good. I enjoyed reading it. The first few chapters were a bit forced. The pace is very fast, as if I'm rushing for something. I have a good grasp of it later on. The attack character of the deputy CP is very interesting. Hehe, when will the Slice book be released!
Why don't you buy Canary? I really like Canary's copywriting.
When is the author going to publish a new novel? I really want to read the book about the end of the world. I feel like I am making progress with each book and my writing is getting better and better. I really look forward to the next one (the author's novel is really a joke in my heart)
Wuwuwuwu, it's really been a long time pursuit, but later on, I gained weight because of going to school. Jiuchu and Mr. Yuan are really doing well.
When will the next book be released? Will the next one be Canary or Seven Old Attackers?
Wow ah ah ah, I can't bear to leave my ninth-year wife, woo woo woo, I haven't seen enough of my Se Se, today's bitter tea seeds are gone before they fly, woo woo woo, woman, please pay back the next book you owe me, and the next book will only be worth 10,000 yuan (dog head holding roses. Gif)
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