Can a Natural-Born Fool Really Be an Undercover Agent?

Preorders: See below: [Fanfic BL, Yokohama Sentai Bungousha: Forced to transform into a sentai team, let's protect the peace together!] [Fanfic BL, (Ultraman) How to Escape the Land of Light: I'm Taro. How am I supposed to avoid turning evil?] >>> [Main Story Blurb] A confident idiot sets out on his undercover mission. Somehow, he ends up becoming a popular star in the Port Mafia. Leo: (grinning like a golden retriever) The mafiosi: (healed by the puppy) So cute, Leo-kun... Leo: This undercover mission is a piece of cake! I've got it all figured out!! But there might be just one person who doesn't like him very much... Some bandage-wrapped guy is always giving him the cold shoulder. Leo: ...For the sake of a bright future, I'll make them all like me. (clenches fist) Big Bro, don't worry! One day, the overworked Gin called his own puppy. Gin: Montilia, how's your undercover mission going? Leo: Reporting, Big Bro! No problems. Everything is under control! Leo: I've beaten that Dazai and become the king of the Port Mafia office-chair racing competition! Gin: ...What are you doing? Write me a report and come back! Then the overworked distillery man read his puppy's report and fell silent. Report: "I jumped into the river with Dazai in my arms, making him hit the riverbed and get a concussion"... "I drew eyebrows on Akutagawa with a marker and got hunted for a week"... "I found Big Bro a new company"? Gin: ...What exactly are you undercover for? >>> "Leo, come here." "Coming!" "Leo, go away." "Okay, I'm going!" "Leo, come here." "Coming!" "Leo, go away." "Okay, I'm going!" Chuuya, who'd watched the whole thing: ...Mackerel, quit treating him like a dog! And you, stop being so obedient! You're my subordinate, for crying out loud! >>> At last, Big Bro couldn't stand it anymore and decided to call his puppy home. But then he realized his puppy seemed about to run off with someone else. A certain AI genius: Leo-kun, the Port Mafia will always welcome you. A certain hat rack: We can afford to keep a Port Mafia person as a pet. A certain bandage freak: Leo, come here. Leo: Looks like my undercover mission was a huge success! Everyone: Guess whether we know you're undercover. Leo: (realizing it belatedly) ...You found out I was undercover ages ago and didn't tell me?! A certain silver-haired assassin: (glaring) ...Get your ass back here! >>>> Tips: 1. The male lead is an eccentric, clueless idiot. 2. The story mainly focuses on Bungo Stray Dogs, with very little distillery plot. 3. Gin goes easy on him (a lot). Some members of the distillery aren't that loyal to the organization and may defect later on. (Please be aware of this.) 4. Contains original settings, including a heavily altered demi-human setting. 5. Added on July 17: Pairing is Dazai. Other alternate-universe extras are in my collection. [This is what I'd like to write next. Check out my preorder below!] [Fanfic BL, Bound to the Green River System as a Succubus] Main Story Blurb: A succubus prince who has just arrived in the human world gets bound to the Green River System. The System tells him that once he completes his tasks, he'll become a high-ranking archdemon. Succubus Prince: I get it! You see this kind of thing all the time in certain cities. Tasks like helping virgins lose their virginity, right? Leave it to me, I'm a professional. Whether it's one man or ten, I'll take care of them all for you System: Host, please follow the website's healthy internet usage guidelines while completing your tasks. If you engage in restricted behavior, you will be punished with an electric shock. Succubus Prince: ...? Succubus Prince: ...Hey, did I get bound to the wrong System? >>> 1 In the Slab Street ruins, the young "King of the Sheep" finds an unconscious boy and is forced to sign a contract with him. But this creature, who claims to be a succubus, spends every day drooling as he stares at his body. Just as he is about to lose his patience, the little animal he took in suddenly wraps both arms around his leg. "Can you do it with me (beep), please? If I don't do it (beep) soon, I'm going to starve to death!" Chuuya (bright red): ...Huh?! What the hell are you talking about? 2 After casually helping the little animal, who'd run out of magic while saving the "King of the Sheep" after he'd been betrayed, the bandage freak successfully steals the slug's pet and becomes the succubus prince's new owner. Succubus Prince: Your wish is to die painlessly? That's easy. Do you know about death by snu-snu? I can help you enjoy ultimate pleasure as you drift toward death... Bandage Freak: ...Oh~ That sounds interesting~ (smiles) Just as the succubus prince thinks they're on the same wavelength and reaches out to pull down the pants of the handsome black-haired boy in front of him, [Beep. Indecent behavior detected as imminent.] [Electric shock punishment initiated.] Succubus Prince, stunned by the shock: ...Bro, I'm a succubus. I need to eat. System: Not my problem. The succubus prince, driven nearly mad with frustration, grits his teeth. Succubus Prince: Just you wait. Don't let me get off on these electric shocks. System: ...? After a whole series of electric shock punishments, the succubus prince is completely despairing, having not had one proper meal. Succubus Prince: System, I want to get naughty. System: No, you don't. (coldly) Succubus Prince: If you won't let me get naughty, I'll turn this place into one giant orgy. System: ...? [Preparing electric shock punishment] >>> Tips: 1. The male lead is a masochistic, slutty succubus who can do nothing but get naughty. 2. The male lead is a demon, and some of his views differ from those of humans. Don't judge him by human standards. 3. More to be added as I think of it. Theme: People should meet sincerity with sincerity.