After Shrinking, I Fled to Yokohama and Became Everyone's Favorite

[A silly comedy, complete in under 200,000 characters] To protect my friend Scotland, I worked my way up into the inner circle of the liquor company, only to be forced to expose my identity as an undercover agent. On the rooftop, a member of the organization, Moroboshi Dai, pointed his gun at me. But as a principled public security officer, how could I leak any intel? I swallowed an APTX4869 pill in one gulp. “Give it up! Even if I die, you won't get a single bit of intel from me!” Moroboshi Dai: ... Moroboshi Dai: Actually, I'm undercover too. Me: ... ...What?! Moroboshi Dai, you jerk! Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?! With a look of bitter resentment, I collapsed, my heart aching dully. When I came to, I discovered that I hadn't died, but had turned into a six-year-old elementary school student! With Moroboshi Dai's help, I decided to lie low in Tokyo. Just then, a motorcycle with Yokohama plates sped by, and I jumped in front of it, pulling off a perfect staged accident. The motorcycle's owner got off and stood before me. His dazzling orange hair, sharp gaze, and black suit jacket worn all wrong... I swallowed hard. I was done for. My cop instincts were warning me that this guy was definitely in the mafia! To save my own skin, I immediately wrapped my arms around his leg. “Daddy!” Mafia Hat Guy: ??? And that's how I somehow became the darling of a famous black company in Yokohama. I even got a dad a few years younger than me. Through secret letters from Moroboshi Dai, I learned how the liquor company crew reacted when they heard I was dead. Scotland and Bourbon cried their eyes out, while Vermouth was disappointed to have lost someone to tease. My direct superior, Gin, strongly doubted I was an undercover agent at all. “With that brain of his, how did he ever become an undercover agent?” Me: ... Great. Just great! Wasn't that an insult to my intelligence? Wasn't he mocking my abilities? Just you wait. I'll take down the whole liquor company. Die, Gin! And so, I acquired a new goal: outlive Rintaro and inherit the Yokohama mafia boss's seat. Can I pull it off? Reading guide: 1. A no-holds-barred story, first-person narration, everyone dotes on the protagonist. 2. A short story with very little plot, ending within 200,000 characters. Recommended upcoming fanfic: The Manga Background Character Wants to Be a Chinese-Style Protagonist! By Xian Douhua Kanna Tsuki Arashi discovers that he's the most ordinary background character in a manga: no lines, no identity, not even more than a shadow. He might be a passerby who gets out of the way when a mafia member chases a criminal, or part of the crowd watching a detective solve a case. In short, he's nothing but a thoroughly disposable extra. The script has already been set. Kanna Tsuki Arashi can only be a puppet, following the manga's story, until one day, his consciousness awakens. He wants to be the protagonist! A protagonist needs a distinctive style, carefully crafted charm, an unusual personality, and an attitude that says he'll do as he pleases and won't listen to anyone. Kanna Tsuki Arashi: Got it. I'll become a mystical con man who lives for a laugh! He'll make his own character and design his own style! And so, a wildly popular character was born: dressed in a Chinese-style Tang suit, sporting a long braid, with Chinese-style tassel earrings in his left ear and a red umbrella in his hand In broad daylight, he insists on carrying an umbrella, claiming he's from another planet and that the sun weakens his species. In the middle of a shootout, he insists on walking right across the battlefield and casually takes out the boss, all just to pick up an earring dropped there. While investigating a case, he gives a mysterious smile and deliberately makes himself look like a suspect, leaving the detective to draw all sorts of conclusions. Wherever the manga's plot goes, he makes sure he has a part in it! Stealing the spotlight is serious business! Thanks to the all-knowing powers the manga gives him, Kanna Tsuki Arashi's behavior finally catches the eye of the important characters. And at that very moment, his silhouette finally appears in one of the manga's unremarkable panels. * [The new character doesn't have a face. Could this be foreshadowing? His lines sound so important.] [Wow, a rare Chinese-style Tang suit! What an interesting look. He must be an important character.] [Hahaha, Kanna Tsuki Arashi really does know Chinese martial arts! And he says he's a Yato from another planet? Hahaha, his personality is so fun. I love him!] [Seriously, compared to the other characters, his design is so bizarre. Even his contrasting personality and effortless fight scenes are one of a kind! I've decided, I'm voting for him in this popularity poll!] Theme: Love and peace, building a harmonious society together.