No One Can Defeat the Sea King

The Port Mafia had an unusual member. A peace-loving person who liked wearing a mask, always carried an alpaca plushie, and never got angry. He had so many friends it made you wonder if he could befriend every living creature. Friend One, the Bandage Guy, protested unhappily: "Why is it that none of us are good people, but I'm the only one Mori keeps an eye on?" Friend Two, the kind Russian, fell into thought. "I seem to remember I came here to cause trouble in the first place..." Friend Three, a certain "ordinary" pink-haired high schooler, remarked: [That's because this guy is a natural-born ladies' man.] CP: Black-hearted Dazai x naturally black-hearted Xiao If anything I write makes you hate a character, don't think twice: I've definitely written them out of character! At that point, I suggest you curse me thirty times in your head, then close the page. The solution is to reread Bungo Stray Dogs! Important: There won't be much streamer content! Too many personal interpretations, incoherent logic, and a warning that the author rambles and writes poorly. Currently writing: "What's It Like Having a Script-Obsessed Cellmate?" Coming soon: "Could I Write Detective Fiction While Using a Bungo Stray Dogs Secret Identity?" Completed works: "Working Odd Jobs in Yokohama" "When Dazai Enters the World of Jujutsu" Theme: Unity, mutual support, and harmony.