Ranpo Becomes a Phantom Thief

My name is Bisiya Mogluo. When my Specialist Nen ability awakened, I fell from Meteor City into Yokohama. I had no money for food, nowhere to stay, and couldn't use my ability for the time being. Even casually wandering into some remote alley could get me attacked or robbed. But it wasn't a big deal. I love this place!!! A few days later, I invited a boy to become my companion, and together we formed a phantom-thief duo. The boy had a mind far superior to other people's, was all alone, and was facing unemployment. I fed him a lollipop. He took my outstretched hand and looked up at me with a dazzling smile. He's ridiculously easy to win over! And so cute! * The Rampo Cat-Care Guide, by Bisiya 1. Feed the cat treats regularly, take the cat out for walks, and make sure the cat brushes its teeth every morning and night. 2. Give the cat's head a pat now and then, praise the cat, and keep it in a good mood. 3. Trust the cat unconditionally. Never abandon it. If the cat gets lost, find it right away. 4. ... * [Bonus Scene] Bisiya: "Oda, I've realized something's been off with me lately!" Odasaku: "What's wrong?" Bisiya: "Well, before, when I thought Rampo was cute, I only wanted to pat his head. But now! I actually want to hug him! And kiss him! This is so abnormal!!!" Odasaku: "Ah, if you want to, you can just ask Rampo whether he agrees." Bisiya: "...Can you really do something like that just because Rampo agrees?" Odasaku: "I think so." * Rampo: "Oda, starting tomorrow, take me to work out!" Odasaku: "Sure." Rampo: "Well, aren't you going to ask why? This is Ranpo-sama voluntarily saying he wants to exercise!" Odasaku: "Why?" Rampo: "Bisiya kissed me yesterday. Neither of us knew how to breathe, but Bisiya's lung capacity is obviously much better than mine! That absolutely won't do!" Odasaku: "Ah, if you want to surpass Bisiya, then you really will have to exercise more, Rampo. How about long-distance running?" Rampo: "...I hate running." -- -- Forthcoming novel: Blue Lock Character Settings, But Playing Volleyball Saegusa Yuka is a gloomy, lazy gaming shut-in. His greatest wish in life is to save enough money to retire early and enjoy a life of lying flat. One day, after finishing a game, Saegusa Yuka is approached by a System. The System tells him to use Blue Lock character cards to organize a school volleyball club. If he can lead the club to win the national championship, he can have one wish granted. Saegusa Yuka agrees without hesitation. Even a one-second delay would show disrespect for money! But... When Saegusa Yuka has established the volleyball club and starts leveling up the players using the Blue Lock character settings, he completely loses it! You're teammates! Stop fighting over the volleyball! Are you idiots? Hey! Where's the defense? Where's the libero? Saegusa Yuka closes his eyes in despair. Fortunately, he knows how to play volleyball. He absolutely won't let anyone get in the way of his retirement plan! Theme: Only when our souls shine can we meet one another in the darkness