[Western Crossover] Spider-Man, Gotham's Friendly Neighbor

【Updates daily at 9 p.m. Coming soon: Wayne! Your Ancestor Just Climbed Out of His Grave!】 On Christmas Eve, Peter broke off a branch from a wishing willow. When he opened his eyes again, he’d landed in Gotham as an amnesiac underage teenager. The good news: He found his big brother, was adopted by a rich guy and escaped poverty, got his superpowers back, and successfully enrolled at MIT. The bad news: Everyone seemed to think he had a tragic past, that he was dating Spider-Man, and that a rich, evil third party named Stark had come between them Peter, Spider-Man himself: Nobody knows what I’ve been through to protect my secret identity!! * The Batfamily thought Peter was full of contradictions. He was used to being poor, yet knew his way around the life of the rich. He’d never gone to school, yet knew all about cutting-edge tech and equipment. Girls said he was wholesome and pure, yet he was well versed in the tricks of the socialite trade Most importantly, Peter had some serious daddy issues! He was totally fine with Blackie’s terrifying need to control him! His teachers said he was always covered in bruises! The more you thought about it, the worse it got!! And sometimes he seemed like a totally different person! One moment he was sweet and considerate; the next he’d say “If you get yourself covered in injuries again, old man, I’ll sprinkle some dirt in your eyes!” Bruce, who was doing his best to raise his kids but wasn’t sure he was doing a good job: ... Peter, carefully hiding every trace of his web-slinging: OvO Then one day, Dick was in Jason’s safe house when he saw Spider-Man deftly climb through the window, crawl down from the ceiling, take off his mask, and reveal that familiar baby face. Dick: ...So my cute, helpless little brother is the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man who can knock Killer Croc out with one punch? Tim: Finally, Bruce’s body and soul can be in the same place. Damian: You’re Spider-Man? Then what’s the deal with Stark? Only Jason was angry: I told you not to get your web goo all over my house!! * Spider-Man was Gotham’s new favorite. He was young, had a great figure, was always helping people, and even sounded nice when he talked. When he turned black, even his punches hurt more than Gotham’s urban legend in black! His pure strength was incredible! And he was as hot as Gotham’s legendary ass! Spider-Man went to Massachusetts. Gothamites: We miss him. Spider-Man shows up in New York? Guess we’re following New York on YouTube now. Gotham’s wholesome little beauty tops the New York charts? Boring. Wait! That wholesome kid is Peter Wayne? He’s Spider-Man?? Gothamites: You damn outsiders, **Gotham profanity**, what makes you think you deserve him?!! Tim, the world’s second-best detective, uncovered a secret: Peter had access protocols for all of Stark’s “defense” satellites and Stark’s global security network. Just as he decided to help Peter keep his secret, the red-and-gold tin can made a very public proposal to his brother and kicked down every closet door in the world. Tim: ??!!! * Tony was a genius, the richest man in the world, a playboy, and the least confident person in the world. He had an absurdly high sense of entitlement and thought he could have every wonderful thing But that didn’t include falling in love with a boy ten years younger than him and living out a love story that transcended time and death. Or letting the other person see every broken piece of him. Electric Shock Warning: 1. Spider-Man is the beloved center of the story, with the Batfamily at its heart. Pairing: Iron Man/Spider-Man. 2. Out of character. The timeline and characterization draw on a mix of different versions, and reflect my personal take. You can think of it as a parallel universe. 3. Because of point 2 and other reasons, character ages have been adjusted. The age gap between Iron Man and Spider-Man is smaller, and you’ll see them at various ages, but they’re the same people. 4. I’ll add more if I think of anything. The author is a pervert who writes according to their kinks. Coming soon: Wayne! Your Ancestor Just Climbed Out of His Grave! Gotham Town Story is a Western Gothic-style home-management simulation game. Players have limited lifespans and energy, and can die unexpectedly in all sorts of bizarre ways while managing their property. Edmund, a hardcore gamer and big spender, paid for a vampire bloodline. He was going to make House Wayne immortal! After successfully taking over Gotham City, getting House Wayne to the top of the family leaderboard, putting the Court of Owls at the top of the gang leaderboard, and making Gotham’s GDP the highest in the United States The invincible player Edmund decided to quit. I’ve beaten the game. Why keep playing? .jpg Then a major game update came out, and a returning player woke up inside a rotting coffin He stared at the bare, abandoned cave in a daze. Where was his gigantic, gold-and-diamond-encrusted coffin?! His fully renovated castle?! His beautiful clothes!!! How could he be a vampire when he was this poor?! “My fortune!! Did my unfilial descendants squander it all?!!” An innocent Bat lying in the line of fire: “...” * After the update, the game changed from Western Gothic to modern urban supernatural fantasy. His ten thousand mu of farmland had become an industrial district, his land had turned into a mall, his office was now City Hall, and his Gotham had even been taken over by a bat demon!! His Court of Owls, where was his Court of Owls?! (Piercing shriek) Edmund: Get out of my Gotham, all of you! There can only be one vampire family here! Restoring the Court’s glory is a duty House Wayne’s heirs cannot shirk! A certain Bat: ???? * “Disobedient children get spanked by their ancestors in the middle of the night!” Bruce had never taken that kind of parental threat seriously. He hadn’t even used it to scare Dick, Jason, or the others. Until one night, a man in vintage Gothic clothes, suspected of being a murderer, kicked open the Wayne family’s front door. “Wayne! Your master is finally home!!” Theme: With great power comes great responsibility