The Master Never Lies

Saionji Ranji was born with yin-yang eyes. However, the conditions for activating them were so demanding that all he could see was a person's death omen within the next seven days. In the fortune-telling business, where people routinely asked about love, careers, and the next ten years of their lives, his eyes were clearly only good for looking like unusual colored contacts. Then one day, Saionji Ranji moved to Beika Town and discovered that almost every resident there had a brush with death coming. Someone would get into a car accident today, or be murdered tomorrow. Saionji Ranji: “...” Do people here really not think anything is wrong with this place? * On a certain day, a locked-room shooting took place at Poirot Cafe. Just as a group of detectives prepared to call the police and an ambulance, then analyze the case, the victim suddenly staggered to his feet. He revealed the bulletproof vest he had already been wearing and pointed indignantly at the ordinary passerby in the crowd who had seemed the least likely suspect. “The master didn't lie to me! My dad really does have an illegitimate child on the side, and he was trying to kill me for the inheritance!” The culprit: “?!” The detectives: “...?” * A day-to-day business story. The novel is also known as “I Conquered the World of Detective Conan Through Fortune-Telling.” The title uses the non-inverted form of “honesty is the best policy.” * Lots of original headcanons. The timeline and characters' ages have been altered, and some main-story events will happen earlier. * This is not a serious mystery novel. The logic will probably fall apart and the characters may be out of character. The protagonist relies on fortune-telling to make his way through the world. * Contains lots of bizarre, comedic running gags that put characters through the wringer. If they're not your thing, feel free to drop the story and complain. * The romance comes later. The early focus is on friendship. The pairing is Amuro Tooru. * In this comedy, nobody dies. Coming soon: “Draw Cards to Build the World's Number One Security Company” Matsushima Aoba transmigrated with the card-drawing business game System she used to play before bed. Her new world was a strange one. The crime rate was so high, it was as if God were carrying out a population-cleansing plan. All kinds of large buildings got blown up a little today, then blown up a lot tomorrow. The Mafia even had flames sprouting from their heads, and could turn into tigers or grow tentacles. They could do anything. So, faced with the game System's initial goal of earning a hundred billion, Matsushima Aoba immediately decided to start a private security company. Worried about being assassinated, caught in an explosion, or stumbling into a Mafia shootout? Matsushima Security is at your service! * At some point, a story about a certain security company began circulating through the streets. They were said to have the most professional bodyguards and the best security team around. Ace Bodyguard No. 1: a magician who always dresses like a clown. His main achievement is taking out the thugs threatening his clients, then successfully protecting them. Ace Bodyguard No. 2: highly efficient, but very expensive. His main achievement is assassinating the hitmen threatening his clients first, then successfully protecting them. The Phantom Troupe, an ace team: the real professionals. Their main achievement is wiping out enemy families threatening their clients, leaving them no choice but to turn themselves in and go to prison to stay alive. Everyone: “...?” #Bodyguard, meaning you can protect your client by taking out everyone else# * A wacky business story. Every card the protagonist draws is a terrorist from a dangerous world. The novel is also known as “Terrorists Create a Security Legend.” Theme: Work hard and keep striving to improve, every day.