That Time Toru Caught Me at a Crime Scene

Coming soon: "I Defused a Bomb with a Keyboard and Stunned Matsuda" and "After Taking Down the Liquor Organization, I Found Out I Was the Real Booze" During his police academy internship, Rei Furuya kept seeing a little girl holding a notebook at nearly every crime scene. She would mutter to herself as her pen raced across the page. When he leaned in to listen, he heard her say things like, "The 101st way to die: choke to death on [beep]... Ew, that's kind of gross." Rei Furuya: "..." Could she be a member of some evil organization, encouraging people to commit murder and then showing up at the crime scene to inspect the results and destroy the country he loved? Just as he was wondering whether he should handcuff her and take her back to Public Security for questioning, the girl looked up at him in surprise. "Huh? You can see me?" As a new member of the Port Mafia, Taizai Guojia had to undergo training before starting work. One of the more important parts was getting used to every kind of death, so she wouldn't be startled by the gruesome ways her enemies died the moment a fight started. Luckily, Taizai Guojia's ability was invisibility, which made it easy for her to roam around crime scenes and learn. Then one day, she was caught! Her younger sister looks like a female version of Dazai. Dazai is a doting older brother! The timeline has been altered and doesn't follow the original work in every detail! I didn't do enough research and don't know much about Japanese police academies, so in this story the academy follows the four-year system used in China. Guojia is a pun that sounds like "country." Coming Soon: [Mainly Detective Conan] I Defused a Bomb with a Keyboard and Stunned Matsuda Defusing a bomb? Isn't that just pressing E? So says someone who's a huge fan of shooting games but can only watch, and can't even tell one gun model from another. Then one day, she brought her keyboard to a world full of bombs, where she kept hearing explosions outside. What a peaceful world, she thought. Though it is kind of noisy when you're trying to sleep. Especially when she was at an amusement park one day and noticed there was a bomb on the Ferris wheel. Can't a girl have any fun around here?! So she angrily climbed up and pressed E to defuse the bomb! The handsome cigarette-smoking man, who had already prepared himself to die, was so startled that his sunglasses fell off. That day, every bomb disposal expert in the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department became unemployed. My name is Jinpei Matsuda, and I have a friend named Kenji Hagiwara. He told me he met an amazing person who defused a bomb with a keyboard and saved his life. I refused to believe him, even thinking he was so stressed that he'd lost his mind. But a few years later, I met that person too. When I was about to give up on defusing a bomb to save someone's life, she used a keyboard to defuse it. That's when I realized I'd spent years learning bomb disposal for nothing. How many steps does it take to defuse a bomb? Jinpei Matsuda: First, put on protective gear and set up a safety perimeter... Female lead: Three steps: find the bomb, press E, deal with the bomb. Jinpei Matsuda: ??? After Taking Down the Liquor Organization, I Found Out I Was the Real Booze After I transmigrated, I always thought I was a spy planted in the Liquor Organization by the Justice League. I worked diligently, doing my best to send every genuine member of the organization to prison and put them on the display rack of real booze, so the Justice League would be proud of me! Then one day, a tired-looking old man with a beer belly said to me, "Sweetheart, your dad doesn't have many subordinates left. I won't be able to leave you much of a business. Don't blame me." Me: ??? Then a handsome, fair-skinned man with blond hair took my hand and thanked me. "Thank you for your cooperation, anonymous civilian. It's the information you've provided over the years that allowed us to successfully arrest the boss of the Black Organization!" Me: ???? #How did I work so hard and end up taking down my own family? # #No wonder all those real booze never blamed me for putting them in prison. They were afraid of me. # #What's it like to steal from your own home? # Theme: Solving every crime is a police officer's duty