The Ordinary Informant Wants to Go Home

#Complete#

#I've restored the cover. I've been thinking about some new what-if storylines lately, so new bonus chapters might pop up unexpectedly.#

#Some nonessential worldbuilding is based on references, and certain mysterious numbers can be found on Weibo at Qianze Wants to Flake Out Today.#

#Anti-piracy threshold: 70%, 24 hours (previously 50%, 12 hours). Bonus chapters are also 70%.#

#2023.7.24: Only the synopsis was edited.#

Odagiri is a shut-in information broker who rarely leaves home, even over the course of a year.

He gets his meals delivered and has a housekeeper to tidy up. His daily routine is eating, drinking, and working in his high-rise apartment in Yokohama.

Then one day, this troublemaking idler gets a job he can't complete. At the earnest request of three clients, he heads to Beika Town.

A string of little tails follows behind him.

But none of that really matters. Odagiri is still the same useless little guy who only bends the knee for himself. He won't do anything troublesome that isn't fun.

Unfortunately, trouble doesn't stay away just because he hates it.

A certain god he'd personally gotten involved with: ...Next time you're in trouble, could you not summon me with coffee jelly?

Odagiri: So, do you want this coffee jelly or not? (Price: 3,000 yen)

The Coffee Jelly God: ... (Surrenders)

[Odagiri Haru: Not an ability user, not a sorcerer, not a Shinto practitioner, not a non-strategist. He has no special abilities. Threat level... S.]

Odagiri's escape (work) itinerary: Beika (Detective Conan) -> Ikebukuro (Durarara!!) -> Hachihara (Natsume's Book of Friends) -> Beika (Detective Conan) -> Yokohama (Bungo Stray Dogs + Detective Conan) -> Fuyuki (Fate/Zero) -> Takamagahara (Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan) -> Final battle (crossover)

CP: Tooru

A lover of the nation, always on the clock x a self-centered, neutral party on all three sides

Content warnings:

* He's an