I'm a Torpedo in the Case Study Prawn Pond

[New chapters every night at 9:00. Anti-piracy measures will be enabled while the novel is updating. Thank you for understanding!] [Coming soon: The Red and Black Big Shots Are in the Palm of My Hand After I Talk Back to the Comments. Scroll down to see the blurb.] [Important: This story has no romance. The protagonist neither pursues anyone nor gets pursued, and there are no one-sided or mutual crushes of any kind!] You Tian Heshang was a corporate drone in his past life, and he wants to be one again in this life. But a huge obstacle has appeared right in front of him: The company he works for is part of the Black Organization, and its members all seem a little off. They seem to be keeping harems. The bodyguard and secretary around Rum are jealous rivals, each fighting for his attention. The bodyguard even pins Rum against a wall by the waist, eyes red with devotion. Bourbon has a muscular guy, a cool guy, and a cute girl following her around. While they compete for her affection, they accidentally spill a stack of papers: contracts for emotional services between Vermouth and the three of them. Gin is even more alarming. He has four or five Vodkas following him who look like they were copied and pasted. Every one of them calls him Big Brother with particular affection. They sigh that they can never replace his white moonlight, while practically clinging to him. You Tian Heshang is sick with worry. He has seen the Black Organization members' secret private lives. Will they hunt him down and kill him? His life comes first, so You Tian Heshang decides to report his company to the police academy crew. Once the two sides start fighting, nobody will have time to pay attention to him. Then he can make a happy escape and go back to being a corporate drone. But when he arrives at the police academy, his vision goes dark. Four out of the five members of the police academy group are keeping harems. In a fit of indignation, You Tian Heshang grabs one man in each hand, a dark-skinned blond and his childhood friend, ready to make one last desperate attempt. Unexpectedly... Zero, standing beside them: You saw those three girls crowding around me just now, didn't you? Forget it! I didn't do it willingly! I don't want a harem! Hiro, blushing bright red: Then you saw me pinning that delinquent girl from the next school against a wall, too, didn't you? I didn't do it willingly either. I couldn't control my body, and my mind wasn't clear... Zero: But everything seems normal when you're around, buddy. Did you come here especially to help us? Hiro: You have to stay! You Tian Heshang: ... You Tian Heshang: No!! I just want to be an ordinary corporate drone!! Having had enough, You Tian Heshang decides to change tactics. If the world won't let him have an easy time, then he'll sacrifice himself and wreck the whole fishpond. Nobody gets to be happy! Please note: 1. This is a vent fic. I'm making things up as I go, with no outline. I hope it makes you laugh, but don't force yourself if you're not having fun. 2. This is a world riddled with many charming protagonists. The original characters all act out of character, even if they're being forced to. Please don't take it too seriously. It's just a silly story. 3. Not a single charming protagonist in this world manages to win anyone over. I'm proud to say this is a no-romance story! 4. I haven't thought of anything else yet, so I'll leave this here. Check out my upcoming story! The Red and Black Big Shots Are in the Palm of My Hand After I Talk Back to the Comments Blurb: Shangsi Xiangzhen is a famous game streamer on a certain website. He became a sensation across the internet by arguing with idiotic commenters. His fans say he's like a smiling angel Samoyed; his haters say he can only wreck things in video games. After an unfortunate accident, he transmigrates into the game Detective World: The Clash of Red and Black. To get home, he has to beat the game while streaming. But his livestream is full of nitpickers and backseat gamers! Comments: Go defuse the bomb at location X! What good is picking up scrap metal here? Xiangzhen: Scrap? This is an important item for unlocking a side quest! Just watch. Then he uses the scrap to build a giant bomb and blows up the whole building, solving the problem at its source. Game notification: Hagiwara's affection has reached the required level. Side quest unlocked: "A Night's Stay" featuring Dalmatian x Samoyed. Comments: Get on the Ferris wheel already! Do you want an important NPC to die and get a bad ending? Xiangzhen: A bad ending? Not a chance. I've never gotten a bad ending! Just watch. Then he flips the Ferris wheel over and sends the information he gathered to the Metropolitan Police Department, preventing a bad ending at its source. Game notification: Matsuda's affection has reached the required level. Side quest unlocked: "The Bickering Friend Who Has a Secret Crush on You" featuring Doberman x Samoyed. Comments: Stop sightseeing! How will you unlock the Black Organization quest if you don't go to location Y? Xiangzhen: Even if I slack off, I play better than you! Just watch. Then his unique way of slacking off wins the Black Organization's hardest-working member's trust, preventing him from becoming suspicious in the first place. Game notification: Gin's affection has reached the required level. Side quest unlocked: "A Blade All to Myself" featuring Belgian Malinois x Samoyed. Game notification: Bourbon, Scotland, and Rye's affection has reached the required level. Special quest unlocked. The hint system is about to disconnect. The route home has been closed. Xiangzhen: What's going on? Comments, who are all high on their ship: Stop struggling. According to the rules, once the affection of a native character toward a player exceeds the threshold, the player has to stay in that world. Comments: So, Xiangzhen, hurry up and choose who you're marrying. Xiangzhen: Wait, why aren't any of you arguing now?! Check out my friend's story! The Master's Villainous Schemes by Nan Ye Yang: A high-stakes gamble between humanity and the world. Check out my friend's story! My Summoned Characters Are All Over the Place by Xi Fu Xi Shenshan Qianqiu is an ordinary fifteen-year-old high school boy. His hobbies are simple pastimes like watching anime and playing games. Then one day, he gets kidnapped by a System. Shenshan Qianqiu: ?? Question: You start with one plot of land. What do you do next? Shenshan Qianqiu: Thanks for asking. I'm in another world, and I'm about to open my beginner's gift pack! Then Shenshan Qianqiu, who wished for a Senju who could farm, summons a Nine-Tails. Shenshan Qianqiu: Danger! But an unlucky summoner will never give up so easily! After finishing the farming, Shenshan Qianqiu carefully washes his hands and face, planning to summon a Senju who can build houses. Instead, Nakahara Chuuya in his corrupted state falls from the sky, and the freshly planted field instantly turns into a crater. Shenshan Qianqiu: ! With a house and farmland, Shenshan Qianqiu holds out until midnight, making use of mystical good luck rituals to summon a Senju diplomat. Then Tomioka Giyuu swings his sword with Water Breathing, slicing the house in half horizontally. Shenshan Qianqiu: !! Expand his territory, fend off foreign enemies, develop the town, nurture its citizens... Shenshan Qianqiu earns all sorts of achievements in a Warring States era filled with rampant demons, gods everywhere, and strong people as common as grass. #Friendly Faction City: Hitomi Castle# #Hostile Faction City: The Western Lands# #Allied Faction Organization: Curse Users# #Enemy Faction Organization: Nura Clan# Shenshan Qianqiu: ... Shenshan Qianqiu: Wait! Isn't something wrong here?!!! Theme: Good and evil will both get what's coming to them.