Is the Lovestruck Fool Trying to Seize the Throne Today?

As a minor villainous side character in a certain manga, distillery executive Hashiba Hiro has made it into the forum's top three trending characters mainly thanks to the following: 1. Officially certified rare real liquor 2. His face 3. Intelligence inversely proportional to his looks Looking back over the main plot, Hashiba Hiro's contributions to the distillery are as follows: Fell in love with an FBI agent, adding one more undercover agent to the distillery Fell in love with a Japanese Public Security agent, adding a second undercover agent to the distillery He always falls desperately in love, only to be betrayed by an undercover agent Real-world forum: Not fake liquor, but close enough. Take him away. Next! Then one day, the latest manga chapter came out. As usual, Hashiba Hiro, being a hopeless romantic, rescued his undercover ex. After a heartfelt confession, the good guys made a smooth exit. But in the next panel, the emotion vanished from Hashiba Hiro's eyes. He casually opened the car door, and the manga's dialogue box gave us his inner thoughts: I've let so many undercover agents in. Why isn't the BOSS finished yet? Real-world forum: "???" His exes, numbers one through three, who watched forum comments every day saying Hashiba Hiro should stop loving them so much: "...?" * A grand scene of everyone overthinking things. The protagonist is an ambitious schemer bent on seizing the throne. His goal is to send the BOSS to prison, then take over as the boss himself. * The protagonist can't see the forum comments. He can see his exes. * OOC harem love-triangle chaos Theme: Love what you do, and do what you love.