I Absolutely Won’t Date Dark-Timeline Dazai

[Click the author's profile to find the mahjong table, as well as other stories in the same series: the Armed Detective Agency route, the Boss Dazai route, and the school route. All are complete!] Qi Lin sometimes wondered if there was really anyone in the world more irritating than the bandage fanatic. If there was, it had to be the version of him she would meet the next minute. She thought her daily life with a certain human-shaped blood pressure booster would go on forever. But after she interfered with an unavoidable fate, she fell into a deep sleep, with no idea whether she would ever wake up. Deep in sleep mode, she heard someone say, "Are you really not waking up? If you don't, you'll miss the moment Yokohama is destroyed. Yay." Stop saying "yay"! She woke up in a fury, cursing and grumbling, only to be shocked to discover that this guy wanted to date her. Qi Lin: "...What kind of joke is this? Who'd want to date him? I! Re! Fuse!" 1. The blurb's events happen later in the story. My take on the alternate universe where Dazai doesn't defect. 2. CP: Dark Era Dazai Theme: Face fate with a positive attitude.