My Ordinary Persona Can't Crumble

[Bonus chapters updated whenever inspiration strikes] Synopsis: Chaldea, an organization from another world that rescues humanity: Let us tell you something. You're actually humanity's savior, and you've lost your memories. Qi Lin: Really? I don't believe you. A certain Yokohama underworld boss who was saved after jumping off a building: In a parallel world, my other self and Qi Lin are lovers. Qi Lin: ...Port Mafia boss, please stop looking at the Mary Sue, over-the-top manga I drew. Just do your job as a boss. Don't jump off buildings, thanks. Qi Lin, who claims to be an ordinary Level 1 in Academy City, suddenly feels that the whole world has started acting strange. He supports himself by drawing Mary Sue shoujo manga, and can only just scrape by thanks to the batteries he gets from Academy City's strongest. Qi Lin: First, I'll set a modest goal: keep my ordinary-person persona intact and achieve a happy ending. Everyone: Sure, if you say you're ordinary, then you're ordinary. We see Academy City's strongest, all those Heroic Spirits, and the Port Mafia boss behind you... We wouldn't dare say anything, much less ask. Please note: 1. The pairing is set: Boss Dazai 2. Letting loose; the setting is dead [emphasis] 3. White Akutagawa and Black Atsushi storyline; not Gudako's characterization. Assume all Servants have max bond. FGO 2.0 is not involved. 4. If you don't like it, click away. Happiness for you, me, and everyone. Theme: The ordinary-person persona must not collapse