Saori Chooses A and Goes on the Attack

[A nontraditional sibling romance, with Dazai as the male lead and an original female protagonist]

Kobayashi Saori was an overworked corporate slave who just wanted to coast through life and retire in peace. Then she transmigrated.

She transmigrated into the Black Lizards as an undercover agent in the Black Organization. Anyone who didn't run was an idiot.

But her escape attempt failed, and along the way she picked up an amnesiac Dazai.

Just as she'd gotten him settled in, Dazai ran away.

Saori, who only wanted to coast through life and retire in peace: ...

Saori: It's just the Port Mafia. I'll take it on.

Saori: My little brother seems kind of off. I'll take him on.

[I've tweaked the blurb. A terrible blurb writer is trying to lure people in to chat.]

It might not be quite right to post an original danmei story's coming-soon notice here, but this story will be finished before I start the next one anyway.

I Don't Know What To Do With Dio's Unrequited Love [original title: The Artisan Earl]

Blurb:

This is an old story I left unfinished. I felt inspired, so I've decided to come back and finish it.

William George was an earl of noble birth and considerable wealth, whose only real hobby was admiring beautiful people.

Many people called him a good person to his face, but privately thought he was a fool who was easy to take advantage of.

Then one day, he met Dio, who hadn't yet moved into the Joestar home.

Earl William: Little beauty, if you were a bit older, you'd be exactly my type.

After seeing Earl William's wealth, reputation, and status, Dio decided to seduce this man, who was clearly very attracted to his looks and seemed easy to win over. The payoff would be tremendous once Dio had him in his grasp.

What a coincidence.

Earl William thought Dio was far more interesting when he was raging helplessly after a failure than when he pretended to be a gentleman.

Besides, William wasn't into anything vulgar. This was just right.

Here's a coming-soon notice for my friend. Her story is almost ready to launch.

My Author Got Hauled Away in an Anti-Porn Crackdown. Friend: Chongyao Yajun

Su Xiao always thought her brother-in-laws were unbelievably absurd, absurd to a degree beyond anything the world could reasonably produce.

For example, when her eldest sister Su Anran was hospitalized, she heard her CEO brother-in-law say, "Get rid of the baby, or we're getting divorced." She couldn't understand why her sister liked that pighead.

For example, when her second sister Su Xia was hospitalized, her brother-in-law, whose profession was too sensitive to be mentioned, said, "Woman, if you die, I'll make sure to forget you." She couldn't understand why her sister liked that pighead.

For example, when her third sister Su Yan was hospitalized, her brother-in-law, whose profession could have come straight out of a superpower novel, brought his first love to visit her. She couldn't understand why her sister liked that pighead.

And then there was her youngest sister, Su Keke, who often disappeared. One day she showed up in Su Xiao's room, covered in injuries and on the verge of death, calling out some pighead's name.

Su Xiao thought the Su family must have been cursed by some god of pigheads.

It wasn't until she was reborn that Su Xiao learned her sisters were all heroines in tragic romance novels.

Even more absurdly, Su Xiao was a heroine too, in a story about a strong woman. But the author had written 100,000 words and then abandoned it, before the main plot even began.

So she spent her entire previous life as an ordinary person.

After being reborn, Su Xiao decided to find her golden finger and teach her sisters' awful husbands and brothers-in-law how to behave before they could put the sisters through their tragic romances.

If they couldn't learn, well, just wait and see.

Later, Su Xiao discovered that her author had abandoned the story because she'd written a polyamorous romance and been hauled away in an anti-porn crackdown.

2021.10.15

Theme: No matter your circumstances, keep fighting to stay alive.