Don't Take the Boss Route, Hey!

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My boss of four years suddenly kicked the bucket. Some people were happy, others worried. After attending his funeral, I opened his office door and transmigrated, only to meet the boss from when I had just joined the Port Mafia.

There are too many things to complain about, so I'll just take things as they come.

To keep him from kicking the bucket in the future and making me transmigrate again, I decide to change the past. I absolutely won't let this bandage-wasting device usurp power!

Then one day, this Dazai tells me he's the boss. Yes, he's transmigrated too.

...Then I'll transmigrate back. If I can't deal with him, I can at least avoid him. But who would've thought he'd transmigrate after me too? In the cemetery, I look at the black-and-white photo on his tombstone, then at the living Dazai standing not far away. He's risen from the dead.

Me: You're dead.

Dazai: No, you're the one who's dead.

Me: ?? Where did you get that idea?

Me: I attended your funeral.

Dazai: I scattered your ashes.

1. Pairing is with Dazai.

2. First-person narration, please take note.

3. The heroine is self-interested, cold, and inclined toward rationality.

4. I'm a newbie, and I'm so happy to meet everyone. There's plenty I need to improve, but I'll work hard. "Bows!"

[The Bandage Freak's Taming Guide]

It's not yet clear who's taming whom!

[An angsty bandage-wearing boy and little fan, forced to become a wish-granter x a truly sickly, dramatic little streamer with a rich inner life]

Pairing is with Dazai. A heartwarming story of healing and companionship, one-on-one throughout. Click to find something lovely. (Not really.)

For the sake of money, a certain scumbag boss sells his own bandage freak to someone else as a bodyguard. A personal bodyguard, at that.

Lin Nainai hopes to interview the "kind soul" who gave her a boyfriend at her future wedding.

Mori: I gave away an executive for free. I regret it now, very much.

On how Lin Nainai won her boyfriend over.

According to a certain hat rack, he basically just handed himself over.

"Why would these two people, who are secretly in love with each other, need to pursue one another at all?!"

The bandage freak, who has seen the future, on his first impression of Lin Nainai: Girlfriend. So cute.

Lin Nainai's first impression of the bandage freak: An edgy teenager. So handsome!

Lin Nainai's second impression of the bandage freak: Clingy, like a cat. I want to pet him.

Because

"Nainai! It's so dark tonight. Let me come to your room and protect you!"

Lin Nainai, trying her best to hide her streamer identity, glances at the equipment in her room. "That won't work, "

"Nainai! What's for breakfast?"

The bandage freak, who completely forgot he was a bodyguard, overslept and came to mooch food. He wraps his arms around Lin Nainai's waist.

He's incredibly clingy and never leaves her side, but Lin Nainai thinks: My boyfriend is so adorable!

For instance, when she wants a cat but can't have one, he raises his "right paw" and meows.

For instance, he remembers every little wish she mentions in passing and does his best to make them come true.

For instance, he always sees through Lin Nainai's feigned toughness and gives her the warmest hugs, telling her, "It's okay. I'm here."

1. Original heroine, third-person narration, please take note.

2. I want to write a warm little story, everyday life, everyday life, everyday life (I'll do my best)!

3. The streamer's identity is revealed pretty quickly.

I transmigrated.

Youth comes with no price tag. One pull sends you straight to Dragonspine.

I was born in Mondstadt

Albedo: How was your trip? Want to tell me about it?

My inner thoughts: What trip? (Horrified)

What I say: (Holding a cup and sipping hot water to warm myself) (Trying to look calm) A little bumpy, but all in all, it was fine.

#HowToQuicklyMakeUpATeyvatTravelReport#

I arrived in Liyue

Fatui soldier: My lady, are you here on a mission too? I haven't received any orders about one. Should I notify Lord [Tartaglia]?

My inner thoughts: What mission? How could I possibly have anything to do with the Fatui? Get away from me!

What I say: (Cold expression) (Acting mysterious) Don't notify him yet. This is a secret operation. I'll explain it to him personally when it's over.

#HowToPretendToBeASpy#

I arrived in Inazuma

Yae Miko: You're finally back. You said you were going to collect material, and you were gone for a year or two. I won't approve your leave next time. Ei can't see your new work and she's been crying and throwing a fit. She refuses to leave the house.

Me: ...Is that for real? o.0 (Completely giving up)

#HowToWriteANovelInSevenDays#

I arrived in Sumeru

Tighnari: Welcome back. How's your thesis coming along?

My inner thoughts: What thesis... Oh well. (Bitter smile) I've gained yet another identity I knew nothing about.

What I say: (Greeting him enthusiastically with practiced acting) I've made some progress.

#HowToFinishAThesisInThirtyDays#

Ahem, as for what happens next...

Guess why I ran from one nation to another. (Smiles)

Mission One: Become a Fatui Harbinger and achieve the fame of being a household name.

Mission Two: Become a bestselling author known throughout Teyvat.

Mission Three: Take down the Grand Sage and reform the Akademiya, shocking all seven nations.

Note:

1. Two heroines: Evelyn and Evelyn No. 1. No. 1 is an independent individual.

2. Volumes one, three, and five feature Evelyn No. 1; volumes two, four, and six feature Evelyn.

Theme: Cherish the people around you.