The Feasibility of Treating Dazai Like a Pretty Vase

[Wish-Granting Radio-Wave JK x Reformation-Era Dazai]

Qi Lin, a high school girl hoping to expand the map of her villain career, plans to head to Yokohama, where legend says there's a book capable of rewriting everything. She'll seize this important item and become a villain plus-plus.

In the new area, she discovers the Bandage-Wasting Device.

How could anyone be so unwilling to live?

Because reforming is a classic death flag.

What should she do? She really wants the important item, but she's also a little curious about Mr. Bandages. A greedy villain naturally wants everything. She'll see for herself how this pitch-black bandage is going to reform.

But she never expected Mr. Bandages to invite Qi Lin to die together. She goes on alert: double suicide = she dies = gets erased = villain correction.

Dazai must be the villain-correction device fate has destined for her. She knew fate wouldn't let her off that easily.

She absolutely will not give in! She's not so easy to correct!

By conventional logic, she should stop Dazai from reforming. But she's not like those people with ordinary ideas, so she'll take Dazai home and keep him as a pretty ornament.

In the end, Qi Lin has the important item, the book, in one hand and her lively boyfriend Dazai in the other. The little tuft of hair on her head twitches. "It's not quite what I imagined, but it doesn't matter. I really am a great villain who gets whatever she wishes for."

Reader's guide:

1. She's not really a villain. Lighthearted story.

2. Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs, with a little Durarara!!, some characters from the Beast manga spin-off, and a tiny bit of Lovecraftian elements used for jokes.

3. As usual, beware of out-of-character portrayals. The official canon may prove some things wrong.

Theme: Dreams can come true.