Dazai Climbed Mount Kongtong in the Dead of Night

After getting the “Book,” Dazai suddenly discovered that the world had turned into a stage for danmei fanfiction. The people he knew were so OOC it made him suffocate, everyone wanted to make a move on him, and the pairings involving him had taken over half the world. Dazai was horrified. Dazai ran for his life. Dazai climbed Mount Kongtong overnight. Dazai: “I don't like men, aaah!” Dazai: “Don't come any closer, aaahhh!” * Dazai, who claimed to have charmed countless women and to love all women, began a battle of wits against this world full of gay men. Since everyone was controlled by the script and had no memories, he let himself completely loose. He'd do anything to cut the romantic red strings the men kept trying to tie around him. Dazai activated [No Longer Sane] (not really). At long last, after Dazai managed to restore the world to normal, he discovered that everyone still remembered the danmei fanfiction world. Dazai: ... Dazai: This planet can no longer contain me :) Reader's Guide: 1. Yes, it's a heartthrob story, but it's basically a comedy with no pairings. Horrified Dazai does everything he can to cut all the red strings. 2. Much of the fanfiction in this story features the kind of OOC that horrifies Dazai. There are no specific works being referenced. Any similarities are purely coincidental!!! (shouting) 3. Exclusively published on Jinjiang Literature City. My completed story: Ango Quits, no pairing My upcoming stories: 1. The Pure Black Bourbon, no pairing *Important: Bourbon is written as a genuine black-hearted character. “My lover is this organization.” “Get out of my organization, you undercover cop.” The organization's two most overworked employees, alongside Gin. The winery employee most beloved by the organization BOSS. He grew up in the organization with the Miyano sisters, later went undercover at the police academy, then was sent by the Public Security Bureau to infiltrate the organization. A spy inside a spy, the ultimate workaholic juggling several jobs at once. Gin: “The intel.” Bourbon: “This one, and this one, this one, this one, and this one are all undercover. There's another traitor, too.” Gin: “...” 2. Zero's Save-Scumming from the Beginning, no pairing [How my disastrous friends and I spent all those years trying to get each other killed.] Reborn in his police academy days, Rei Furuya reunites with his four friends who died young, and gains a System that lets him reload saves. It's both a gift from fate and a cruel joke. A butterfly's wings can bring a nightmare that spirals wildly out of control. Today, Rei Furuya saves one police officer, only for another to die the next day on a dangerous mission. Those idiots seem forever destined to charge into danger and death, sacrificing themselves bravely to protect the public. Rei Furuya doesn't want to destroy their convictions. He can't stop them from becoming police officers, and he can't stop them from dying. But that's all right. He has these disastrous friends, after all. Whenever one of them dies, he can reload and save the unlucky one. No matter how many times it takes, he can always start again. What Rei Furuya doesn't know is that, after every reload, each friend he's saved has a nightmare about dying before he reloaded. But they all assume it was just a nightmare, and since they really did die, they feel too guilty to bring it up. Until one day, the unlucky friends happen to sit down and talk, and realize something is wrong. It turns out the biggest unlucky one of all has always been that blond bastard who somehow became an all-rounder, casually joined their dangerous missions, and saved them. Rei Furuya: “...” Rei Furuya turns and runs. * Cherry blossoms fall at about five centimeters per second. It takes about seven seconds for a cherry blossom to reach the ground. A cherry blossom has five petals. So how many times does Rei Furuya have to die and reload to catch one intact five-petaled blossom? It doesn't matter. No matter how many times it takes, he'll do it again. He will never surrender to fate. Even if he has to start from zero and get caught in a death loop again and again, he will never let them die again. Rei Furuya, Toru Amuro, Bourbon... Whether it's three faces or a hundred, he'll play them all for you. [We are both God and the Devil, for we must turn back the flow of time and bring the dead back to life.] Theme: No matter how desperate things seem, never lose all hope in the world.