Saiki Chukko's Misfortune

[Ongoing novel: Reloading from Zero with Furuya] Qi Mu Zhuguang has earned himself the nickname "Bug Magnet." Wherever he goes, bugs follow. The Hope Game, nicknamed the "Despair Game," draws popular characters from all kinds of anime into its livestreamed, high-stakes games: battles, deception, rescues... When Qi Mu Zhuguang encounters the Hope Game, his bug-attracting constitution turns into a disaster-attracting one. The Hope Game becomes a true Despair Game. Qi Mu Zhuguang and the Hope Game: Don't come near me! Qi Mu Zhuguang: If you're so tough, bring Kusuo A-Doraemon in too! This lousy game! Before long, Qi Mu Zhuguang becomes the most famous player in the Hope Game. No matter how strong or smart the players are, when they meet him, they can't escape a string of terrifying accidents. Bad luck blows like the wind, always at my side. Keep away. Your life is your own responsibility. Note: A friendship-focused story where the protagonist is doted on by everyone. Some characters have one-sided feelings for him, but he won't return them. Originally titled "A Walking, Talking Disaster." Warning: Just because there is no official couple doesn't mean there are no romantic elements. No-couple means there are no romantic storylines or entanglements, but this story does have one-sided feelings! There will be depictions of romantic entanglements! It's pure love! The protagonist is just a blockhead and a coward who doesn't react, so there's no couple. That's the site's policy, so go take it up with the boss. Please stop bringing it up, I'm going bald over here, boohoo (buries head in hands and cries). * And here's another plug for my ongoing novel: "Reloading from Zero with Furuya." #How did my hapless friends and I keep trying to get each other killed all those years?# Furuya is reborn in his police academy days, reunited with his four closest friends who died young, and given a System that lets him reload. It's a gift from God, and a prank by the devil. The butterfly of fate, beating its wings, brings nightmares beyond anyone's control. Furuya saves one officer today, only for another to die on a dangerous mission the next day. Those idiots seem to be forever rushing headlong toward danger and death, sacrificing themselves heroically to protect the public. Furuya doesn't want to undermine their convictions. He can't stop them from becoming police officers, and he can't stop them from dying. But that's all right. With friends this hopeless, whenever one of them dies, he can simply reload and save that unlucky idiot. There are two unexpected things. First, after each reload, everyone he saved has a nightmare about the death they suffered before the reload, and sees how he got himself killed. Second, when he finally clears the game and gets the happy ending where everyone survives, they all regain their memories of every previous round. Then they all realize that the biggest hapless idiot of them all has always been that blond bastard who somehow became an all-rounder and casually joined their dangerous missions to save people. Furuya: "..." Furuya turns and runs. * A cherry blossom has five petals. Cherry blossoms fall at a speed of about five centimeters per second. It takes roughly seven seconds for a cherry blossom to reach the ground. So how many times will Furuya have to die and reload to catch a perfect five-petaled blossom? It doesn't matter. He'll start over as many times as it takes. He'll never surrender to fate. Even if he has to start from zero and get trapped in a death loop again and again, he absolutely won't let them die again. Furuya, Amuro, Bourbon... Whether you have three faces or a hundred, I'll play every one of them for you.* [We are both God and the devil, because we must reverse the flow of time and bring the dead back to life.]* Theme: No matter how hard life gets, you still have to find a way to enjoy it.