Lelouch Is Always Outwitting Lunatics

Lelouch, the last tyrant of Britannia and the Demon Emperor, is reborn in a new world. His Geass has somehow mutated, giving him an irresistible charm that captivates everyone. Longing, love, obsession, the desire to get closer... All the [villains] who meet his eyes develop thick, dark, wicked feelings for him. The more evil, vicious, and cold-blooded they are, the more they want to [possess him] when they meet those bewitching purple eyes. The young Demon Emperor is utterly bewildered: Wait, this is a magnet-for-everyone trait?! This is clearly a disaster! This is a new world with cursed spirits, supernatural abilities, Dying Will Flames, Holy Grail Wars, and a liquor company. The young Demon Emperor had been quietly slacking off at school when one day he suddenly realized that more and more strange people were showing up around him. A pink-haired boy with black markings on his face suddenly ran up and said he'd fallen for me? A slender man wearing a thick, white fur hat came straight over, kidnapped me, and demanded I join them?? A group of men in black with liquor names just barged into my house and installed surveillance cameras??? Young Demon Emperor: The world really has gone haywire, hasn't it? And so the boy once again became the biggest boss, taking on the villains with their own poison. "But wait, why did they end up putting me on the side of justice, with the good guys, again?!" Also known as: "It's Not My Fault, It's the World's," "Why an Unemployed Tyrant Returned to Work," and "What's It Like to Save the World Again? A Little Tiring. Next." A diary entry from one day What exactly did I do wrong in my previous life to deserve this suffering? A person shouldn't, or at least really shouldn't, spend every day outsmarting lunatics and running from men who aren't my boyfriend [this sentence is bold]. What a joke. It never ends. Ah, my adorable little sister Nunnally. Your big brother misses you so much. An insanely energetic, full-on mad dog Suzaku x Lelouch, a weak, pretty, chuunibyou yandere who knows how to train dogs ++ A childhood regret fic, written to indulge myself Discussing the original plot is fine, but please don't talk about BG pairings under the fic. Thank you, thank you. Let's all read in peace, no fighting. I'm bowing my head and banging it on the floor for you all! Warnings: 1. Original villains will be killed in revenge. Villain fans, run! 2. There will be mecha battles and large-scale fights between characters from multiple anime worlds. The settings are mixed and heavily altered. 3. The mastermind villain pretends to be harmless, while the justice league is black on the outside and red on the inside. 4. The author and male lead are both terminal chuunibyou. Pure wish fulfillment. 5. Some supporting characters are genderless and can change their gender depending on their mood. 6. The male lead really is physically weak. He's only slightly better than someone who trips over flat ground, and there's no fixing him. Reader's guide: 1. A wild, feel-good fantasy. 2. His Majesty is a magnet for everyone, and I mean everyone. 3. After its mutation, Geass is somewhat like Tomie's constitution, but with alterations: a toned-down everyone-loves-him setup. 4. A chaotic anime crossover stew. Wherever His Majesty goes, villains are sure to follow. 5. This lousy author is bound to write His Majesty OOC. If that bothers you, click away. 6. Let me introduce everyone to my king, Lelouch! [Revised 2021.5.6] Theme: Reach the pinnacle of life through intelligence