A World Where Only 5T5 Gets Bullied

My upcoming stories: "Don't Make Things Hard for Me, I'm Just an Employee" and "Third-Rate Detective, Supernatural Sleuth". The blurbs are at the very bottom~ [Third-person narration] “The bandages on my right hand seal the flames of the abyss from Hell, the eyepatch over my left eye conceals my all-seeing eye, the hair clip on my head is the key to unlocking evolution, and the choker around my neck is the nexus that switches between beastliness and reason...” Gojo-sensei: “Get to the point.” “Simply put, I'm a chuuni.” I'm Yukimi Mieda, currently a first-year student at Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu Technical High School. The conversation above took place when my homeroom teacher, Gojo-sensei, dragged me against my will from Rikkaidai High School to Jujutsu High. My academic status has taken a nosedive. I'm so sad. On the first day of class, Principal Yaga asked me, “What's your dream?” Facing a cursed corpse's powerful punch, I undid the bandages on my right hand, revealing the sealed flames of the abyss. “I just want to prove that even a chuuni can save the world.” I'm Yukimi Mieda, and everything I said at the beginning is true. “Still, Gojo-sensei, that doesn't give you a reason to pull off my choker.” “Don't sweat the small stuff. I was just a little curious about what ‘the nexus that switches between beastliness and reason’ is #&*@!!!” Reading Guide: 1. Third-person narration. CP: 5t5. This is a fun, silly story, so please don't overanalyze it. Any details that don't match the original are my own additions. Just have fun reading. 2. If you see a repeated chapter, you can either buy it again or wait until the anti-theft period ends. If you've already bought the whole novel and see a repeated chapter, just clear your cache in the account settings~ 3. Check out my completed stories, "To Stay Alive, I Took on Several Jobs" and "Your Artificially Intelligent Idiot Is Online". Both feature Dazai as the CP. Coming Soon 1: "Don't Make Things Hard for Me, I'm Just an Employee" Zhuchuan Zhique, an employee of the Yokohama Port Mafia, was sent to Tokyo by the boss to go undercover as a new recruit at the distillery. Following the advice of her senior colleague Vermouth, Zhuchuan Zhique decided to secure her cover as an ordinary high school student by dating someone. On the third day of their relationship, she saw her boyfriend's face in the new employee information the distillery had sent her. A capable employee doesn't limit herself to just one side job. When Yokohama sent down another assignment, Zhuchuan Zhique dusted off her Grade 1 curse user secret identity and headed to the Star Religious Group to apply for a job, only to get scammed along the way by a professional pretty boy. “Your boyfriend broke up with you after your secret identity was exposed, so why can't I take his place?” The Heavenly Restriction Tyrant was completely unapologetic. The distillery tried to send Zhuchuan Zhique undercover at the Public Security Bureau as part of an endless chain of cover identities. She rushed to the Star Religious Group in the middle of the night to ask the easygoing cult leader for extended leave, but on the way back she was kidnapped by the strongest sorcerer. “Your life is in my hands now, so you'd better behave.” The Six-Eyed God spoke softly in her ear. After finally completing her chain of undercover assignments, Zhuchuan Zhique returned to the Port Mafia and was rewarded with a vacation. On the first day of her holiday, the Double Black duo broke down her door, the strongest sorcerer smashed her window, and Public Security, armed with a witness protection plan, came face to face in the hallway with the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant and his whole family in tow. Zhuchuan Zhique: I'm tired. Let's just destroy the world. Coming Soon 2: "Third-Rate Detective, Supernatural Sleuth" My name is Kawaye Riko, a third-rate private detective who's been in the business for years. My ability is fortune-telling. “Sir, your complexion is rosy white with a hint of purple, the classic look of someone about to come into a windfall. Come clean! How much did you spend on the victim's accidental death insurance? Is it more than I'd save in ten years without eating or drinking? Unbelievable! Off to the police station with you!” There's no way I'm solving a case through deduction. I can only scrape by with the help of the supernatural. But the world is going downhill and people are getting less honest. The increasingly fierce competition in my industry weighs on my frail shoulders like a mountain, leaving me unable to breathe. With no other way to make a living, I have no choice but to embark on the difficult path to becoming a first-rate detective. I heard that a fellow detective in Yokohama had reached the pinnacle of the profession right out of the gate and was widely recognized as a great detective. Not just a “detective,” but a “great detective.” Damn it, why does it feel so awful to be outshone? I'm so frustrated! As I struggled to make ends meet by handing out flyers on the street, someone stole my business by using marketing and paid promotions to hype himself up! How devious! I resolved to go to Yokohama and tear away the veil of rumors with my own hands. * “An idiot is an idiot. You can't even deduce something as simple as the fact that the great detective likes you.” “Why not just give up thinking and do as I say?” CP: Ranpo. A sweet detective romance of traditional deduction versus hard-core supernatural methods~ If you like these, click into my author profile and add them to your favorites! Theme: Keep hope in your heart and move forward with optimism.