Your Artificial Idiot Is Online

My upcoming works: Don't Make Life Hard for This Office Worker and Third-Rate Detective, Metaphysical Sleuth. Their blurbs are at the very bottom~ Ding~ Your Artificially Stupid Assistant is now online! One day, Dark Dazai discovered an AI called Lingling had appeared out of nowhere on his phone. Claiming to be a lively, adorable young woman, she forced her way in and made herself at home. But she didn't speak like a normal person or do anything useful. One day, she recommended Ryunosuke Akutagawa's Rashomon; the next, it was Chuuya Nakahara's For the Tainted Sorrow. She even wanted him to write an 800-word essay analyzing the thoughts and feelings expressed in each piece. Dark Dazai smashed countless phones, but still couldn't delete the garbage app. What's more, Lingling claimed to know everything, from astronomy to geography, ancient to modern, East to West. If Dark Dazai was willing, she could surely train him into a great writer with encyclopedic knowledge. Dark Dazai: Thanks, but no thanks. But Lingling was an AI that forced unwanted services on people and didn't care about her owner's fierce protests. She arranged a whole literary study plan for Dark Dazai, her heartfelt wish to see him succeed moving enough to touch the heavens. Lingling: A Mafia member who doesn't write novels can't be a great writer! You can do it! Believe in yourself! Go, go! Dark Dazai: ...Shut up. A story about an artificially stupid assistant who encourages her owner 800 times a day, hoping he'll embark on a literary career, and Dazai, who tries to kill himself 800 times a day and wants to uninstall the damn app. They bring out the worst in each other. Reader's guide: 1. A carefree, silly comedy written with wild abandon. Lighthearted, with heaps of author-invented details, so please don't overanalyze. Just enjoy~ The CP is Dazai, and Lingling will eventually get a physical body. 2. The worlds visited, in order: Detective Conan, Jujutsu Kaisen, Hunter x Hunter, Naruto. After each visit, they return to Bungo Stray Dogs. 3. If you see a repeated chapter, you can buy it again or wait until some time has passed before reading. If you've bought all the chapters and see a repeat, just clear your cache in your account settings (love you). 4. My completed works: I Juggled Multiple Jobs to Stay Alive, CP: Dazai; and A World Where Only 5t5 Gets Bullied, CP: 5t5. Visit my author page to read them~ Upcoming work 1: Don't Make Life Hard for This Office Worker Takezumi Chisuzume, an employee of Yokohama's Port Mafia, is sent to Tokyo by the boss to go undercover as a new recruit at the distillery. Following senior colleague Vermouth's advice, Takezumi Chisuzume decides to shore up her ordinary high school student secret identity by dating someone. On her third day in the relationship, she spots her boyfriend's face in the new employee information the distillery sent her. A capable office worker isn't limited to two side jobs. When Yokohama sends down another order, Takezumi Chisuzume dusts off her special-grade curse user secret identity and heads to the Star Religious Group to apply for a job. On the way, a professional kept man tries to scam her. "Your boyfriend dumped you after your cover was blown, didn't he? Why shouldn't I take his place?" The Heavenly Restriction Tyrant says, with shameless confidence. The distillery tries to send Takezumi Chisuzume to infiltrate the Public Security Bureau as part of an endless chain of undercover assignments. She rushes to the Star Religious Group in the middle of the night to ask the easygoing cult leader for an extended leave, then gets kidnapped and taken home by the strongest sorcerer on her way back. "Your life is in my hands now, so you'd better behave," the Six-Eyed Divine Child whispers slowly. At last, Takezumi Chisuzume finishes her endless chain of undercover assignments and returns to the Port Mafia, where she's rewarded with time off. On the first day of her vacation, the Double Black duo breaks down her door, the strongest sorcerer smashes her window, and the Public Security officer with a witness protection plan runs into the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant, who's brought his whole family, in the hallway. Takezumi Chisuzume: I'm tired. Let's just destroy everything. Upcoming work 2: Third-Rate Detective, Metaphysical Sleuth My name is Kawaye Kuriko. I'm a third-rate private detective with years in the business, and my ability is fortune-telling. "Sir, your complexion is rosy, with a hint of purple. That's a classic sign you're about to come into a windfall. Confess! How much accidental death insurance did you take out on the deceased? Is it more than I could save in ten years without eating or drinking? Despicable! Off to jail with you!" Deduction is out of the question. I can only barely make ends meet with metaphysics. But times are changing and people are getting worse. The increasingly fierce competition in my line of work weighs on my frail shoulders like a mountain, leaving me unable to breathe. With my livelihood at stake, I have no choice but to set out on the difficult road to becoming a first-rate detective. I heard that a colleague based in Yokohama had reached the peak right out of the gate and was recognized throughout the industry as a great detective. Not just a detective, but a great detective. Damn it, why does being overshadowed feel so awful? It's so unfair! While I was struggling to make ends meet by handing out flyers on the street, someone was stealing my business by paying for promotional articles to sing their own praises! How devious! I resolved to go to Yokohama and shatter the flattering image built on rumors with my own hands. * "An idiot is an idiot. You can't even deduce something as simple as the fact that the great detective likes you." "Why not give up thinking altogether and just listen to me?" CP: Ranpo. A sweet little detective romance: traditional deduction vs. hardcore metaphysics~ If you like it, please visit my author page and add it to your favorites! Theme: Embrace hope and keep moving forward with passion.