I Got the Bad Ending Script, and Now My Ex-Boyfriends Won't Leave Me Alone

[Next novel: Offering a Bad Ending to the King of Curses] During the years I secretly worked for the Time Administration Bureau, I traveled through time and space to investigate all sorts of strange people by winning them over. Whenever someone's affection for me reached the maximum, I'd act out a breakup, then head off to the next world. Until one day, I fell into a world I'd visited before. I ran into my first mission target, which was already the biggest challenge of my life. But when one ex after another started popping up, I realized that even that had been too optimistic. That's right, I'd messed up The strongest catlike creature in history: Give me one more chance. Fall for me again, and you won't regret it. The bandaged weirdo from Yokohama: To prove that our love is true, let's die together. A famous, currently popular star: I love you. Let's get married. A doctor who comes with a halo of holy light: Wherever you are, please remember to always trust me. Me: ??? I'm done. Let the world be destroyed. In the world of jujutsu, every new student at the technical college receives a warning from their seniors: never mention Tsukishiro Chinatsu in front of the strongest. "She dumped Gojo-senpai and bruised his ego." "After Tsukishiro-senpai dumped him, she vanished without a trace. Gojo-senpai nearly turned the whole planet upside down looking for her, but couldn't find her. It really bruised his ego." "Before dumping him, Tsukishiro-senpai gave him an incredibly expensive gift. He said it felt like she was paying him for sleeping with him. Anyway, it made him furious." "The old geezers in the higher-ups took her disappearance extremely seriously. Even cursed spirits don't just vanish without a trace. They classified Tsukishiro Chinatsu as an unregistered special-grade curse and ordered her exorcised if she ever showed up." "Gojo-senpai added 'purge the higher-ups' to his plans." During all the time he spent searching for Tsukishiro Chinatsu, he imagined countless ways they might reunite. The one thing he never expected was for her to show up with a child who looked almost exactly like him. The strongest man instantly imagined five years' worth of backstory and talked himself into a conclusion. He understood now. This was one of those domineering CEO romances where the runaway darling wife came back with a child. "I've forgiven you, but you can't leave my sight with my child again." "Mr. Gojo, what kind of trashy novels have you been reading these past few years?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga, inexplicably mistaken by a junior for their son: I'm annoyed, but I do want to stir up trouble. [Reader's guide] 1. Gojo is the CP. This isn't a multi-love-interest story. There are plenty of one-sided crushes. In the beginning, the big cat has to grovel to win her back. The heroine isn't ridiculously overpowered. 2. The main story is in third person. I write whatever I want, with piles of headcanons, maximum melodrama, and no logic. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please stop as soon as possible. 3. The heroine isn't ridiculously overpowered, isn't ridiculously overpowered, isn't ridiculously overpowered. I have to say it three times because it's important. 4. This story is mainly about Jujutsu Kaisen, with Touken Ranbu, Hypnosis Mic, and Bungo Stray Dogs as secondary fandoms. [Blurb dated 2020/12/25] Check out my new novel, Offering a Bad Ending to the King of Curses. You can add it to your collection from my author page~ My name is Narumi Chisen. One day, I took a passion project writing gig for an otome game and became its scenario writer. Jujutsu x Romance launched, and on the very first day, I was torn apart for making Sukuna's route too dark. But it didn't matter. Just imagining them getting mad at me and being powerless to do anything about it made me want to burst out laughing. With that troublemaker's mindset, I went to sleep and woke up inside the game I'd written. Me: "Seriously? What a lousy cliché. I don't believe it." [Route locked. Exiting is not possible.] [Rest assured, the player cannot die during the main story. As long as your body remains, you can revive as many times as necessary.] [Tip: Once your target's affection reaches the maximum, you can return to the real world immediately.] From then on, all I wanted was to go home and make money, but I was forced to win over the King of Curses. I had no feelings for him whatsoever. Seriously, who would like a vicious monster like him? I just needed to get home. After countless trials and tribulations, and more deaths than I could count, I was finally about to max out that bastard's affection! But [Affection: 98%] I stared at the number that had been stuck there for who knew how long, lost in thought. System: You're almost home. Keep thinking of a way to do this, like creating a romance he'll never forget. Me: Got it. So I immediately performed a devastatingly tragic bad ending in front of the King of Curses. ※※※※ My plan worked perfectly. I maxed out that bastard's affection at the very last moment. But I failed to get the happy ending I was supposed to, so the System gave me a small punishment: I returned to 2018. But that was fine. I didn't care. Until Someone kicked my apartment door open, and as I stared at that familiar face, a familiar string of profanities almost escaped my lips. Me: Fuck. Sukuna smiled viciously. "Long time no see, Narumi Chisen." Wait, I have a secret identity! How did he know it was me? When did I blow my cover???! Theme: Stay true to yourself and work hard for a better future.