I'm Juggling Several Jobs Just to Stay Alive

My upcoming works: "Don't Make Things Difficult for a Wage Slave" and "Third-Rate Detective, Metaphysical Sleuth." Blurbs at the bottom~ [Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs] After being brutally murdered, I was lucky enough to get bound to a life-extension System. As long as I took on more missions and earned enough money, I could scrape by and stay alive. System: Kid, let Daddy see your ability. Let's see what a good-for-nothing like you can do. The headache is that my ability is called [Schrodinger's Double Agent]. Once activated, even a suspicious man like Gin, equipped with an undercover-agent radar, will treat me as his most trusted ally. I, An He Qianye, will never blow my cover. System Daddy was blown away by my ability. It would be a waste for a talent like me to work for just one organization! Steady paychecks, but I'm always on the move. I'll go wherever the money is. And so, to stay alive, I was forced to juggle several jobs, constantly hopping between organizations. Not even the kind Russian rice ball or the Ikebukuro information broker could see through my perfect disguise. Me: Heh. Invincible. How lonely. A certain bandage-wasting device quietly peeks out: secretly watching.jpg A chill ran down my back. CP: Dazai Reader's guide: 1. The timeline has been completely rewritten. This is a let-loose project, so enjoy the story and don't nitpick. 2. First-person comedic story, lighthearted tone. 3. My completed works: "Your Artificial Idiot Is Now Online," CP: Dazai; "A World Where Only 5t5 Gets Bullied," CP: 5t5. Visit my author page to read them! Upcoming work 1: "Don't Make Things Difficult for a Wage Slave" Zhuzhuan Zhique works for the Yokohama Port Mafia. Her boss sends her to Tokyo undercover, where she becomes a new vintage at a liquor distillery. On senior agent Vermouth's advice, Zhuzhuan Zhique decides to secure her cover as an ordinary high school student by getting into a relationship. On the third day of dating, she sees her boyfriend's face in the new-hire information the distillery sent her. A good wage slave won't limit herself to just two part-time jobs. When Yokohama issues another order, Zhuzhuan Zhique dusts off her Grade 1 Curse User secret identity and applies to the Pan Star Religious Group. On the way, she's accosted by a professional kept man. "Your boyfriend dumped you after your cover was blown, so why can't I take his place?" the Heavenly Restriction tyrant says, entirely unabashed. The distillery tries to send Zhuzhuan Zhique to infiltrate the Public Security Bureau as part of an elaborate chain of undercover assignments. She rushes to the Pan Star Religious Group overnight to ask the easygoing founder for a long leave of absence. On the way back, the strongest sorcerer kidnaps her and takes her home. "Your life is in my hands now, so you'd better behave," the Six Eyes prodigy murmurs. At last, Zhuzhuan Zhique finishes her chain of undercover assignments and returns to the Port Mafia, where she is rewarded with a vacation. On the first day off, the Double Black duo bust down her door, the strongest sorcerer smashes her window, and the Public Security Bureau agent with a witness-protection plan runs into the Heavenly Restriction tyrant, who's brought his whole family, in the hallway. Zhuzhuan Zhique: I'm tired. Let's just destroy everything. Upcoming work 2: "Third-Rate Detective, Metaphysical Sleuth" My name is Chuanhui Lizi. I've been a third-rate private eye for years, and my ability is fortune-telling. "Sir, your complexion is rosy red with a hint of purple. Classic signs that you're about to come into a windfall. Come clean! How much insurance did you buy for the deceased in case of accidental death? Is it more than I could save in ten years without eating or drinking? Damn it! You're going to jail!" There's no way I'm solving cases through deduction. I can only scrape by with metaphysics. But the world is going to the dogs, and people have lost all decency. The competition is getting fiercer by the day, and it's like a mountain crushing my frail shoulders, leaving me unable to breathe. To make ends meet, I have no choice but to set out on the difficult road to becoming a first-rate detective. I heard that a fellow in Yokohama made his debut at the top and is recognized across the industry as a great detective. Not a [detective], but a [great detective]. Damn it, why does getting outshone feel so awful? I can't stand it! Just when I'm struggling to make ends meet by handing out flyers on the street, someone uses marketing and paid press releases to steal my business! How underhanded! I've decided to go to Yokohama and personally tear away the veil of rumors. * "A fool is a fool. You can't even deduce something as simple as the fact that the great detective likes you." "Why not just stop thinking and do what I say?" CP: Ranpo. A sweet detective romance between traditional deduction and hardcore metaphysics~ If you like it, please visit my author page and add it to your favorites! Theme: Pursue hope and bravely move forward