The Entire Jujutsu World Watches Me Become the Boss

You died. Then you came back to life.

You saw what was carved on your tombstone: The Person Gojo Satoru Is Most Dissatisfied With.

Erected by your best friend, Gojo Satoru.

You burst out laughing.

Even after all these years, his clever little joke still cracked you up.

You came down from the mountain and realized that nine years had passed.

There were a few unresolved issues left over from history. For instance, knowing you were going to die, you'd gone mad after suppressing everything for too long, and launched a massive retaliatory attack on the higher-ups overnight.

You made the wanted lists plastered everywhere and became one of the most popular career choices for Jujutsu High graduates: "Special Grade Curse User." You even outranked your classmate Geto, earning the title of "Modern-Day Most Evil."

In response, you gave an acceptance speech: "Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm deeply honored. First, I'd like to thank my birth mother, the evil spirit who raised me; my adoptive mother, the former head of the Gojo clan; and my nanny, Kenjaku, who worked so hard to help me grow."

And also your evil childhood friend, Satoru, who repeatedly took advantage of the fact that the future clan head was a prodigy, playing tricks on you before your mind had even developed, while you never once suspected him.

To live up to the Jujutsu Association's assessment, you concealed your resurrection and began your evil plan: evolve to the Eternal Mangekyo, take Sukuna's twenty fingers, seal the Six Eyes, wipe out the three major clans, and destroy the remnants of Kenjaku's soul.

The plan fell apart before it was halfway complete.

A new manga artist named "iivv" burst onto the scene, and their serialized manga, Jujutsu ○ Battle, set off a storm in both the jujutsu world and the ordinary world, reaching unprecedented levels of popularity.

For the sake of views, the artist sacrificed you in the very first chapter, exposing the fact that you'd come back to life.

Gojo Satoru: ?!!!!

The old higher-ups, who'd angrily denounced the manga artist for spreading lies, then discovered that you really were alive and kicking: Terrified!!!!!!!!

And so...

You, who had defected nine years ago after falling out with the white-haired teacher who was the protagonist of Jujutsu ○ Battle, were gloriously chosen as the final boss. You appeared in the manga again and again, earning rave reviews from readers for your incredible sense of menace.

As the manga grew more popular, the artist went completely off the rails and started drawing stories from your youth to boost its popularity.

To figure out how to deal with you, everyone at Jujutsu High gathered to read the manga together.

Yuji Itadori: "Gojo-sensei, what do you mean you and Miss Uchiha grew up in the same courtyard, and since you foresaw that she'd become your enemy, you lied and told her you were her biological older brother because you both had special eye techniques? She believed you and called you 'big brother' for years?"

Nobara Kugisaki: "Gojo-sensei, what do you mean the three of you were together back in school, and Geto Suguru confessed first, so he became Miss Uchiha's boyfriend? You were here first! That's NTR, isn't it?!"

You smiled as you clenched your fist, wanting to smash the manga artist to pieces, but you couldn't find them. But who were you? Your superbrain kicked into gear.

Then you'd use this manga, and everyone's faith in it, to achieve your goal!

PS:

The main story is told in third person.

CP: Gojo Satoru. HE.

You don't need to have read Naruto to follow this. The heroine is a native of the Jujutsu Kaisen world.

The heroine has a Three-Tomoe Mangekyo Sharingan with a swirling pattern. She evolves to the Eternal Mangekyo midway through the story. She won't get weaker, only stronger.

The Uchiha clan has been adapted to fit the Jujutsu Kaisen setting. They've been one of the "Four Great Clans" since a thousand years ago.

She and Gojo Satoru get together after she breaks up with Geto Suguru. There are two romances.

Twenty thousand words are already written, so read with confidence.

[Coming Soon 1]

After Muzan Turned the Demon Slayer Corps' Biggest Try-Hard into a Demon, also known as Even as a Demon, I'm Still the Most Dedicated Hashira at Slaying Demons!

Synopsis:

As the Rainbow Hashira, Uchiha Hikari is one of the strongest of the Ten Hashira in the Taisho era, second only to the Stone Hashira, Himejima Gyomei, in strength and experience. She's always played the steady, stabilizing role of the Demon Slayer Corps:

At the annual peer reviews, she beats Giyu to last place, achieving the impressive approval rating of zero percent. Everyone hates her, and one adorable Water Hashira quietly finds comfort in not being the most disliked person around.

She regularly visits the Water Hashira's residence to "train" him, and takes on the Wind and Serpent Hashira by herself. Every so often, she loudly reads out the ranking of the Ten Hashira's demon kill counts at Hashira meetings, showing off her strength and encouraging everyone to outdo each other. The Love Hashira hangs her head in shame, while Shinobu Kocho smiles and thinks about assassinating her. Her toxic competitiveness has set a terrible example for the Demon Slayer Corps and tripled the amount of training everyone has to do.

One day, she passes through Asakusa and runs into the lone Muzan, who turns her into a demon.

The Hashira: Well, look who's fallen into our hands.

At the Hashira meeting to judge the Rainbow Hashira, Shinobu delivers a heartfelt eulogy, remembering all the good and bad she did in her life.

Uchiha Hikari: ? It's beautifully written, and I'm quite pleased, but I haven't even died yet!

The Serpent Hashira: Rest in peace.

The Wind Hashira, Shinazugawa: Should I cut off your head with Fourth Form: Rising Dust Storm, or Fifth Form: Cold Autumn Mountain Wind?! Die!

Giyu Tomioka quietly raises his hand: Wait, I have a move called Merciful Rain After the Drought. It can let Uchiha die without pain...

After a chaotic struggle, Uchiha Hikari is confirmed as safe to live at the dangerous Hashira meeting. She can continue serving as a Hashira and redeem herself, on the condition that the other Hashira take turns carrying the box she's locked in and watch her day and night.

The Hashira: Who exactly is this supposed to punish?

Giyu Tomioka's turn:

"Tomioka, keep up!"

"Tomioka, you're too slow. Tonight's goal is to cut down every Lower Rank demon before dawn! Got that?"

After a whole night of it, the Water Hashira toppled forward like a dumb fish and shut his eyes peacefully.

"Who said you could rest? I can sense demons up ahead. Hurry up and carry me along. I've already crawled into the box!"

Tanjiro, carrying his little sister up ahead, turns around, completely dumbfounded.jpg.

Tanjiro: "Rainbow Hashira, please stop bullying my senior!"

The Wind and Serpent Hashira's turn:

"Both of you, come at me!"

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"If you can't beat me, how are you supposed to defeat an Upper Rank demon? You two are useless!"

"Iguro, I regret this. Let's cut this woman down."

"Kaburamaru and I agree."

"Hey, hey, hold on! The corps rules say you can't kill your teammates!"

The Love Hashira's turn:

Uchiha Hikari clings to the box door, struggling with the Love Hashira outside.

Mitsuri's sweet voice coaxes her: "Uchiha~ Come out. I really need you to analyze whether Mr. Iguro likes me or not~"

The Love Hashira plucks flower petals, troubled: "He likes me, he likes me not, he likes me..."

"Give me the flower."

"Oh, okay. Oh no, why did you eat it? You must be so hungry..."

Uchiha grits her teeth: "What I mean is, if Iguro doesn't confess to you soon, he'll end up like that flower!"

"Huh?"

CP undecided, possibly a Giyu and Sanemi love triangle. Grown-up Muichiro may join the fray, too.

Includes an Obanai and Mitsuri romance.

The author loves all the Hashira and is a fan of every one of them.

[Coming Soon 2]

This Dark Lord Is Far Too Righteous

Synopsis:

Li Zhaoli died after being hit by a multi-ton truck while saving a child who had rolled under its tires. She was reincarnated in a cultivation world and bound to the "Heaven-Sent Heroine" System.

The System says that if she saves the cultivation world, she can go home and receive one billion yuan.

Li Zhaoli: "Save the world? Me?"

The System gives her a cheat: she can see people's merit and sin scores wherever she looks.

Li Zhaoli: "666. Is that what you think is important?"

The System says, "How about this? I'll give you extra insurance. Even if you die halfway through, you can go home and receive fifty million yuan."

Li Zhaoli's eyes light up. "Now you're talking! I'm wide awake!"

Modern flush toilets, air conditioners, computers, and video games, your master will be coming home with fifty million yuan to enjoy you all!

But when she is sixteen, at the Red Dust Sect's True Disciple selection, Li Zhaoli stands before the Mirror of Past Lives and sees reflected in it a red-robed demon, radiating overwhelming evil and looking every bit the villainous final boss. She stares in utter confusion.

A hundred years ago, the Red Lotus Calamity Lord's demonic flames blazed across the land, bringing chaos to the world. The entire cultivation world joined forces to gather and destroy her.

That battle came to be known as the Calamity of Heaven-Scorching Karma Fire.

But good people die young, while calamities live for a thousand years.

Before her death, the Red Lotus Calamity Lord laughed arrogantly and declared that a hundred years later, she would be reborn into the righteous path, gain unparalleled talent, and return to exact bloody revenge on the righteous sects.

A hundred years passed in the blink of an eye, and the time for her reincarnation quietly arrived.

Every renowned righteous sect in the cultivation world was on high alert, nerves stretched tight.

The Langhuan Academy, which led the immortal sects, issued an order requiring every sect to establish a Mirror of Past Lives. Whenever new disciples formally joined, they had to stand before a Dust-Reflecting Mirror to reveal their previous lives.

For sixteen years, the mirrors revealed nothing. All was peaceful.

Then the unorthodox Red Dust Sect set up a Mirror of Past Lives in front of its disciples, carelessly and without much thought.

Li Zhaoli, who had transmigrated into this world: "System, help me QAQ"

System: "Sure! We'll make sure you're satisfied. Customer service is what we do."

The Red Lotus Calamity Lord appeared in the mirror, looking down on everyone outside it.

Everyone at the Red Dust Sect: !!????

Li Zhaoli: I won't laugh again.jpg. System, why not just send me back to Earth.jpg

Her adoptive mother, the genius Sword Lord: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)

An old law left behind by Lord Zhiwei, the second head of Langhuan Academy, was unearthed. The cultivation world plunged into an academic debate over the question, "Is someone still the same person before and after reincarnation?" This bought Li Zhaoli some time to stay alive.

She took the opportunity to go out and explore, doing whatever it took to scam her way home using the insurance payout.

Every disciple of the Red Dust Sect is trapped in a secret realm where death is certain?

Death is certain!

She ignores everyone's objections and jumps straight in.

The demon clan invades, and her companions despair when faced with powerful enemies three levels above them?

"Everyone, stand back!" She sets up a one-on-one barrier and says to her shocked opponent, "Only one of us is walking out of here today!"

A half-human, half-demon youth whose entire clan was slaughtered unjustly roars for revenge against the powerful immortal sects, but no one dares stand up for him? Li Zhaoli immediately declares, "Today, I'll live and die with you. I'll make sure you get justice!"

So why are the people around her looking at her with increasingly complicated expressions?

Lord Zhiwei Zhenjun devoted his life to Yu Mo, fulfilling his duties as one of Langhuan Academy's founders and its current head. He died protecting his disciples in the war against the Outer Heavenly Demons.

But when he opened his eyes, a hundred years had passed. How had a wisp of his soul attached itself to a four-year-old girl?

And why did the girl firmly believe he was a "golden finger" given to her by some "System"?

The older the girl grew, the more her soul resembled the Red Lotus Calamity Lord, the enemy Zhiwei Zhenjun had hated most in life. His feelings grew ever more complicated.

"Lord Zhiwei Zhenjun, you're the best. You help me with everything."

"Lord Zhiwei Zhenjun, how do you know everything? You're the best external brain!"

"We're partners in justice, working together to stop evil, and each other's golden fingers!"

No.

Not at all.

If I were really good to you, I wouldn't stand by as you risked your life again and again for justice. I wouldn't have failed to teach you better, allowing you to become so extreme and careless with your own life.

Because deep down, I hoped you'd die before you could grow up...

But when that white light really did pierce the girl's chest, and she cast one last helpless glance in his direction...

Why?

Why was he so furious? Why was he so regretful? Why was he so devastated?!!!

Her last words rang in his ears, impossible to forget: "Don't be sad, Zhenjun. I'm finally going home..."

Regret was useless. Even if it cost him everything, he would bring her back to life so she could smile at him again!

Core theme: Treasure life and embrace it