You Have to Recite the Memorial on the Expedition Before We Kiss

Writing for fun, just messing around. Next up: My Brother Is Sukuna, and My Boyfriend Is Gojo Satoru. After the Chinese-Japanese sorcery exchange meeting, Jujutsu High invited a Chinese language teacher from China: Zhai Xiuxiu. The students saw the pretty teacher in front of them, who had no cursed energy and knew no techniques, and promptly boycotted her classes. But then they were shocked to discover that no one could enter or leave her classroom without permission. As time went by, the students grew more and more curious about Teacher Zhai Xiuxiu, especially her identity. To get everyone excited about studying, Teacher Zhai Xiuxiu announced that anyone who could memorize the Memorial on the Expedition in a single day would be invited to her house. Everyone eagerly took part in hopes of uncovering her secrets. Even Itadori, who hated classes more than anyone, picked up the difficult Chinese text. Itadori finished memorizing it in front of Zhai Xiuxiu in no time. Zhai Xiuxiu: "...Um, you came too late, classmate. Your teacher Gojo has already memorized it." Itadori tilted his head and grinned menacingly. "Oh? Teachers can take part too?" "Well, he said you just have to be shameless." - After class, 5t5 looked at Itadori blocking his way and drawled lazily, "Little Sukuna, if you try to steal my girl, I'll blow your head off." Sukuna, who had temporarily taken control of the body, twisted his neck and grinned. "Wanna try?" Coming soon: My Brother Is Sukuna, and My Boyfriend Is Gojo Satoru Suwei had been feeling rather troubled lately. Someone mocked her, saying that she was a special-grade cursed spirit who had never done a single bad thing. What a damn disgrace. She thought it over and decided they had a point. If she was going to do something bad, she might as well make it big! So, on a dark and windy night, Suwei sneaked into the dormitory of the most famous jujutsu sorcerer around, Itadori. She had just bared her fangs to bite him when she met a pair of smiling, ice-blue eyes. Suwei: "Brother?" 5t5 raised an eyebrow. "Calling me brother won't help, you brat. You're still going to die." A lazy voice came from behind her. Sukuna: "Try touching her and see what happens." - The students at Jujutsu High thought of Suwei as a cold, haughty special-grade cursed spirit who had never done anything bad but still warranted a level-ten alert. They never imagined they'd see her crouched in a corner, red-eyed and crying. Even less did they imagine they'd see their teacher 5t5 holding the sobbing cursed spirit in his arms and comforting her. "There, there, be good. I'll go kill him in a minute." "How about I twist his head off and stick it on a streetlight?" "What? You want to twist it off yourself?" The students: "..." Important: This is purely self-indulgent wish fulfillment, with a pampered female lead. The Sorcerer and the Cursed Spirit Got Together, Sukuna Became My Brother-in-Law, To Keep My Little Sister from Becoming a Widow, I Have No Choice but to Spare Him, Suwei Suwei Suwei Theme: Through hard work and sweat, achieve your goals!