When an Infinite-Flow Boss Changes Jobs to Become a Delicate Flower

[My upcoming novel: "The First Wronged Fool of the Cultivation World." Description at the bottom~] Qi Qiu, the dreaded Big Boss who terrifies countless players in an infinite escape game, is currently unemployed. She absolutely refuses to admit that she scared away too many players by being too terrifying, causing the game system to grow poorer and poorer until it went bankrupt. After losing her job, Qi Qiu emptied her savings to buy the cheapest human identity card in the System, changing careers from an infinite-game Big Boss to a weak and helpless little flower living in a bare-walled house. On the day she successfully changed careers, she received a maliciously worded survival-game invitation, along with a talent skill sent as a gift: a passive monster-attracting debuff. Qi Qiu: The Bosses are coming right to me? What a deal! She'd take the inheritance of her former coworker without hesitation. Qi Qiu faithfully plays her new role as a little flower, dependent on a jerk who uses her as bait to attract monsters. She slacks off when she has time and steals kills when things get busy. Whenever the jerk turns around, he sees Qi Qiu's serene profile, untouched by the passage of time. Xu Yuan has recently taken someone under his wing, a sweet, obedient little flower who can also attract monsters. Leave her alone for half a minute and she looks ready to cry her eyes out and die. Xu Yuan cuts the Boss fight from two hours down to three minutes. Eventually, he's soothing her over voice chat while hacking monsters with a knife, and even has to compete with a mysterious player who suddenly appears to steal kills. He has no idea that the rival who's fighting him tooth and nail over monsters is the very girlfriend sobbing into his headset. [Updates daily at 6 p.m. A lighthearted story set in a wholly fictional world.] [If you see duplicate chapters, you can buy another subscription or wait until the anti-piracy period ends. If you've subscribed to the whole novel and see duplicates, clear your cache in the account settings~] Upcoming novel: "The First Wronged Fool of the Cultivation World" There are three rules of cultivation: avoid arrogance, avoid lust, and avoid the internet. The elders of the righteous Lingyun Sword Sect remind you: cultivators below the Golden Core stage must not spend more than two shichen online each day. Fellow cultivators, keep your disciples in line. Anyone freeloading off the Sect Master's Wi-Fi will die. Drawing talismans will drain your whole life; training with the sword will ruin three generations. Poverty drives Lingyun Sword Sect outer disciple Ling Li to take a dangerous gamble and embark on the point of no return that is boosting people's game ranks for spirit stones. One night, she carries a client to a higher rank and kills the same enemy five times, only to discover afterward that the lousy player on the other team was the Demon Venerable. Ling Li: I'm not long for this world. To stop the Demon Venerable from crawling through the internet to get revenge, Ling Li ruthlessly disconnects and devotes herself to sword practice. In the moonlight, a stranger with a chilling sword intent steps into the bamboo grove where she is training. Ling Li knocks the tassel off the sword in his arms with a single strike. The next day, at the sect gathering, the lofty senior brother of Lingyun Sword Sect stands with his sword in hand, its hilt bare of its owner's sword tassel. Ling Li: I think I'm done for. Ling Li decides to leave Lingyun Sword Sect, this Wi-Fi-less place of sorrow, for a while and travel a thousand li to meet an online friend in person. At the meeting place, she runs into the young lord of the demon race and comes face-to-face with him in the midst of his heat. Looking at the young lord's fluffy ears and fluffy tail, Ling Li's hands tremble as she clutches the catnip. Ling Li: I'm probably finished. The cultivation world's leading gossip weekly runs three submissions in a row, taking over the front page. "Demon Realm Offers a Huge Reward: The Woman Who Wounded the Venerable, Exposed" "Lingyun Sword Sect Lost-and-Found Notice: Anyone Who Finds the Personal Keepsake of Our Senior Brother Must Turn Themselves In" "Demon Race Marriage Notice: The Human Who Touched Every Inch of Our Young Lord's Tail, Don't Think You Can Escape Responsibility" Ling Li: All I did was take the Demon Venerable's kills five times, cut the senior brother with a sword without a word, and gleefully stroke the young lord of the demon race. What did I do wrong?! Theme: Love life and everything in the present.