But What Did Dazai Do Wrong This Time?

[My upcoming novels: Don't Make Things Hard for This Wage Earner and Third-Rate Detective, Metaphysical Sleuth. Blurbs at the very end~] If I could turn back time, I would never freeload again. Dazai had been pinned against a wall in the ruins for skipping out on his bill. Looking at the beautiful woman before him, his urge to court death was snuffed out in its infancy by her absolute strength, enough to punch a whole building into rubble. He knew stiffing her was his fault, and he could hardly blame the mercenary for getting angry when she had cleaned up a rival organization for him and hadn't been paid a cent. Still, the woman's punches hurt way too much. He was just a frail little kitty. This was unfair. He meant to say, “Don't hit me! I'll steal the little shrimp's black card and pay you back!” But force of habit made the words turn in his throat, and what came out was: “Lovely weather, isn't it? Beautiful lady, would you like to drown yourself with me?” Silence. Silence was Yokohama today. Dazai thought she would physically send him to the afterlife the next second. Instead, the woman before him lowered her eyes, considered it for a moment, and actually nodded. Yamabuki Ritsuri, known as a human nuclear weapon, lifted the little kitty by the scruff of his neck with one hand and brushed her lips past his earlobe. “Be my boyfriend, or I'll beat you into a rice cracker.” “Pick one. Which will it be?” Dazai: I choose death. A human nuclear weapon with an unusual train of thought x a dark, gloomy man who comes with an “I'm so frail” reaction image Reading guide: 1. One-on-one romance. Pairing: Dazai. Daily updates at 6 p.m. I'm very diligent, so please don't let the chapters pile up, orz. 2. If you see duplicate chapters, you can buy them again or wait for the anti-piracy period to end. If you've purchased all the chapters and see a duplicate, just clear your cache in your account settings~ 3. Check out my completed novels by clicking my author profile in the upper-right corner: The World Where Only 5t5 Gets Bullied, pairing: 5t5 I Work Several Jobs to Stay Alive and Your Artificial Idiot Is Online, both paired with Dazai Upcoming Novel 1: Don't Make Things Hard for This Wage Earner Zhuchuan Zhique works for the Port Mafia in Yokohama. The boss sends her undercover to Tokyo, where she becomes a new recruit at a liquor company. On her senior colleague Vermouth's advice, Zhuchuan Zhique decides to stabilize her secret identity as an ordinary high school student by dating someone. On their third day together, she spots her boyfriend's face in the new recruit dossier the liquor company gave her. A capable wage earner isn't going to limit herself to just two part-time jobs. When Yokohama sends her another order, Zhuchuan Zhique digs out her dusty Special Grade Curse User secret identity and heads to the Star Plasma Vessel cult for a job interview. On the way, she gets scammed by a professional pretty boy. “Your boyfriend broke up with you after your secret identity got exposed, so why shouldn't I have a shot?” the Heavenly Restriction tyrant says with shameless confidence. The liquor company tries to send Zhuchuan Zhique undercover at the Public Security Bureau as part of a chain of nested missions. She rushes to the Star Plasma Vessel cult overnight to ask the easygoing cult leader for an extended leave, but on the way back, the strongest sorcerer kidnaps her and takes her home. “Your life is in my hands now, so you'd better behave,” the Six-Eyed Divine Child whispers slowly. At last, Zhuchuan Zhique completes her nested undercover assignments and returns to the Port Mafia, where she is rewarded with a vacation. On the first day of her break, the Double Black duo breaks down her door, the Strongest smashes her window, and the Public Security agent holding a witness protection plan comes face-to-face in the hallway with the Heavenly Restriction tyrant, who has brought his whole family along. Zhuchuan Zhique: I'm tired. Just destroy the world already. Upcoming Novel 2: Third-Rate Detective, Metaphysical Sleuth My name is Chuanhui Lizi, a third-rate gumshoe who's been in the business for years. My ability is fortune-telling. “Sir, your complexion is rosy, with a hint of purple. That's the typical look of someone who's about to receive an unexpected windfall. Out with it! How much did you spend on accidental death insurance for the deceased? Is it more than I could save in ten years without eating or drinking? How infuriating! You're going straight to jail!” There's no way I'm solving mysteries with logic. I can only scrape by with metaphysics. But the world is going to the dogs, and people are getting worse. The increasingly fierce competition in my profession hangs over my frail shoulders like a mountain, leaving me unable to breathe. With my livelihood at stake, I have no choice but to embark on the difficult road to becoming a first-rate detective. I heard that a colleague in Yokohama made an instant splash upon entering the field and is widely recognized as a great detective. Not just a [detective], but a [great detective]. Damn it, why does being outshone feel so awful? I can't stand it! Just when I was struggling to make ends meet by handing out flyers on the street, someone started stealing my business by paying for promotional articles to praise himself! How devious! I decided to go to Yokohama and tear away the flattering filter with my own hands. * “An idiot's an idiot. You can't even figure out something as simple as the fact that the great detective likes you.” “Why not just give up thinking and do what I say?” Pairing: Ranpo. A sweet detective romance pitting traditional deduction against hardcore metaphysics~ If you like it, click into my author profile and add it to your collection! Theme: Listen to your heart, stay true to yourself, and bravely pursue what you want