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[Coming soon: “Getting Rich on a Parenting Variety Show with My Top-Tier Star Brother” and “The Metaphysics Master’s Leisurely Daily Life.” Please add them to your reading list~]
Lin Yinian survived for ten years in the post-apocalyptic world. Then, overnight, she was transported into a novel about a rich family’s biological and adopted daughters, becoming the cannon-fodder older sister. She tore up the script, sent the true heiress heroine back to her wealthy family, then quit show business and started living a carefree life with her parents.
The two heiresses could fight to the death over the male lead for all she cared. What did any of that have to do with her family of three?
They could do whatever they wanted, just as long as they didn’t disturb their lazy little life.
With her wood-based superpower, anything she casually grew became ten or a hundred times more potent. Who could resist sweet, juicy cherry tomatoes or tangy passion fruit? Anything they couldn’t finish could go to a small online shop, and she could amuse herself by teasing customers now and then. Life was wonderfully relaxing.
Then one day, a top-tier star’s secret account was exposed. The chat logs he posted to complain about the shop went viral, sending the lazy family’s plant store straight to the trending charts.
#The sweetest attitude, the most outrageous behavior#
Chat Log 1
Top-tier star: Your potted tomato plants cost a hundred times more than everyone else’s. Is this a rip-off shop?
Shop owner: Dear, we don’t sell potted tomato plants.
Top-tier star: I just saw one!
Shop owner: I just ate it. It was so sweet~
Top-tier star: ...
Chat Log 2
Top-tier star: Your succulents only look good because of photo editing, and they’re ridiculously expensive. Send me an unedited photo.
Shop owner: Dear, we don’t sell succulents~
Top-tier star: [Screenshot] Good thing I kept the evidence.
Shop owner: My dog just trampled it to death, sob~
Top-tier star: ...
Chat Log 3
Top-tier star: What kind of pothos is “Super Pothos”? It costs a hundred times more than everyone else’s. Is one pothos really worth that much?
Shop owner: You’re right, dear. A hundred times the price isn’t enough for my pothos. It should be at least a thousand times more. I’ll raise the price right away~
Top-tier star: Raise it again? Ten times the old price?!!
Shop owner: Would you like to place an order, dear? To thank you for the reminder, I’ll give you a 100% discount. It’s definitely worth ten thousand times as much for you~
Top-tier star: ...
After going back and forth with the shop owner for ages, the top-tier star came to a conclusion: the owner had no intention of doing business at all. They were just having fun. Don’t ask questions, just place an order. Don’t volunteer to be the joke at this shameless shop’s expense!
The fans felt sorry for their idol while laughing their heads off. Then they tracked down the lazy family’s little shop and bought everything in sight, posting pictures and tagging their idol.
Top-tier star: Damn it, these are all antis!
Other buyers: That trashy top-tier star! You’ve brought attention to our hidden treasure of a shop, the one we’ve been carefully keeping to ourselves. It was already hard to buy anything, and now a whole new crowd is competing with us! I’ll hate you for the rest of my life!
[Reader’s Guide]
1. The heroine comes from a post-apocalyptic world where order has been restored. She isn’t consumed by hostility and can provide for herself. She is not a starving-apocalypse type of heroine.
2. She lives her own life and won’t get caught up in the original plot.
3. The heroine is the original character. The original novel’s main cast gets bashed. Gu Jingchen and Gu Jingming are different people, so don’t mix them up.
4. For the online shop, read from the seller’s point of view. This story is not recommended for readers who put themselves in the buyers’ shoes~
5. A soothing slice-of-life story, written in a simple style. The characters may lose IQ points along the way.
[Archived screenshot dated 2020.10.29]
[Coming soon: “The Metaphysics Master’s Leisurely Daily Life”]
Bai Li, a prodigy of the mystic arts, is transported eight hundred years into the future. From the start, she’s already maxed out, and she’s brought along the inheritance from her previous life.
Before she turns eighteen, Bai Li has only one problem:
No one in her sect is reliable!
Her master’s fortune-telling is never accurate, but he’s hopelessly addicted to it and gets cursed out by people every day.
Her senior sister has a bottomless stomach and can eat three jin of meat in one sitting, yet she’s always complaining that she’s hungry.
Her senior brother goes to the underworld to play mahjong every day and loses his pants every few days, leaving her to take ghost money down there to bail him out.
And then there are three little junior nephews who are always crying to be fed.
With elders above and children below, Bai Li takes on the burden of supporting her family. Still young, she becomes a renowned little master in the surrounding area.
She’s an expert in medicine, divination, fate-reading, physiognomy, and fortune-telling. Selling a few more talismans is all it takes to support everyone in the sect.
Before long, Bai Li’s talismans become a hit.
A top-tier star and award-winning actress reveals her secret to outshining everyone on the red carpet after a few drinks: “Every time I steal the show, it’s all thanks to Master Bai’s beauty talisman. With one of those in my hand, I can keep at it for another five hundred years!”
The entire entertainment industry is thrown into an uproar, and everyone starts asking who Master Bai is.
A business tycoon accidentally lets something slip while reminiscing about his hard times: “Back then, I was plagued by bad luck and buried in debt. I was completely out of options. Just as I was about to jump off a rooftop, I was lucky enough to meet Master Bai. Her fortune-changing talisman made me who I am today!”
Word spreads from one person to ten, then from ten to a hundred. Business tycoons from every corner wave their cash around, all hoping to get a talisman.
A college student is thrown off a cliff in a car accident and comes away with nothing more than a few scrapes.
Interviewed as a lucky survivor, she says through teary eyes, “I owe my life to the safety talisman my mom got for me. I’ll love her forever!”
The reporter and the viewers watching the livestream: Where can we get a safety talisman? My mom wants to get a couple too!
[Coming soon: “Getting Rich on a Parenting Variety Show with My Top-Tier Star Brother”]
[Important: The brother is cannon fodder who gets in the original male lead’s way. Ruining his own career is an act of self-preservation, not something his little sister caused!]
Jiang Yi becomes an overnight sensation as soon as he debuts. He wins countless fans and is hailed as the most gifted actor of his generation.
Unfortunately, that star falls from the sky three years later.
Three years ago, on the day his little sister was born, a Taoist priest showed up at their door and said she was a little lucky star. Their family was destined to be cannon fodder, and they weren’t blessed enough to raise her. They could come claim her once they survived until her eighteenth birthday or had saved up ten billion.
To bring their little sister home sooner, the whole family works like crazy to make money.
Jiang Yi makes three terrible movies a year and takes on several endorsements designed to fleece his fans, disappointing countless people.
He turns himself into “Sellout Jiang,” a name everyone loves to hate.
Three years later, they finally amass ten billion and “redeem” their little sister from the Temple of the God of Wealth.
His little sister adores him. She even joins him on a parenting variety show and goes traveling with him, leaving Jiang Yi so touched he can barely handle it.
The moment news breaks that Jiang Yi, the controversial top-tier star, is taking his little sister on a parenting variety show, the show’s official account is swarmed by antis.
The backlash continues until the livestream officially begins.
The antis pour into the stream, ready to attack, but fall silent as a group. Could Jiang Yi’s little sister really be this adorable?
Her cheeks are plump and round, her eyes big and bright, and her voice sweet and soft. She can pick up a huge, ten-plus-jin orange cat and knows how to pet cats. Is this the ultimate “makes-you-want-to-have-a-daughter” package?
The first day of the parenting show’s livestream.
The host asks the adorable kids what their talents are. The other kids can sing, dance, play instruments, and draw. Then Jinjü speaks, and the mood changes completely:
“I can draw wealth-attracting talismans. They can bring in lots and lots of pocket money!”
The antis: Little girl, superstition is no good!
It doesn’t take long for them to discover that Jinjü is telling the truth.
She buys a scratch-off ticket and wins a thousand yuan with a single scratch.
The antis: ...Maybe this little girl really does have something special!
She randomly buys a lottery ticket, and when the numbers are drawn the next day, she wins five million. Tens of millions of viewers flood into the livestream, and the parenting show becomes an instant sensation.
The antis go crazy: Jiang, you bastard, let go of my little sister! Little sister, come help your big brothers and sisters get rich!
She casually buys three stocks, and all three hit the daily limit for three days straight. The trending charts explode on the spot.
The antis collectively fall to their knees: Jiang Yi, just give our little sister back to us, and we’ll never hate on you again!!!
Jiang Yi becomes famous again, changing from “Sellout Jiang” into the most envied man in the world. He also rewrites his family’s fate as cannon fodder.
Theme: Leave scripted lives behind and live the way you want