A Guide to Safely Slacking Off as the Heroine of a Tragic Romance

My next novel, The Entire Imperial Family Transmigrated with Me [Ancient to Modern], has its blurb at the bottom. Click my author page and add it to your collection! [Blurb] How I used my sense of justice to lie flat in an old-fashioned, torturous romance novel that made no sense~ One day, Song Jingzi found an unconscious man lying near her front door. He was covered in wounds. System: You have merged with the heroine of a melodramatic romance. You must reach your heartbreak quota. This is Melodrama Hero No. T8001. Go pick him up and begin your tragic love story: I saved you, but you killed my whole family, yet I still love you. Song Jingzi quietly took out her phone and called the police. Seeing blood pooling everywhere, she even called the emergency services. Look at her, such a helpful and upstanding young woman! Several days later, the first melodrama hero, whose life had been saved by prompt medical care, was just ordering his men, "You have one day to find out everything about the girl who saved me," when the police forcibly summoned him for taking part in an armed brawl. Another day, after Song Jingzi had repeatedly rejected a man's advances, he started following and spying on her. System: This is Melodrama Hero No. T8002. He's dangerously obsessive, loves you to the extreme, and if he can't have your heart, he'll have your body. Go have a domineering CEO's forced romance with him. Song Jingzi quietly took out her phone and called the police hotline again. Another day, a flashy, overbearing man came to find Song Jingzi. System: This is Melodrama Hero No. T8003. He wants one of your kidneys for your half-sister, the villainess. Go suffer heartbreak, physical pain, and a tortured romance with him. Song Jingzi quietly turned on her phone's recording function, saved the third hero's threats to have her family killed unless she donated a kidney as evidence, and handed it to the lovely and admirable police officers. Look at her, full of civic spirit! Another day... System: As the heroine of this merged world, how do you feel about sending all the male leads to prison? Song Jingzi: Melodramas break your heart and hurt your body. The male leads are criminals. If there's a problem, call the police. Building a civilized society takes all of us. The actual male lead: Ahem... Everyone, look here. Like me, if you truly love her, respect and protect her, and work together to build a happy family. Reading Guide: 1. This isn't quick transmigration. Several novels have merged into one world. 2. There is a male lead. He's the one coughing at the end. 3. The blurb was screenshotted on October 27, 2021, at 21:54. Coming Soon: The Entire Imperial Family Transmigrated with Me [Ancient to Modern] Meng Shumiao transmigrated into the fifth princess of the Wei Dynasty. Unfortunately, the emperor had despised her since birth. She had none of a princess's wealth and privilege, only a hard struggle to survive. Without a golden finger, she was like a resilient weed, growing wildly in some corner of the palace in this cruel, predatory society. Nobody paid her any attention until the Wei Dynasty was defeated and the emperor remembered this daughter of his, deciding to send her off for a political marriage. Meng Shumiao made one last desperate stand. "I've never enjoyed the luxuries of being a princess, so why should I bear a price that isn't mine to pay?" Then the transmigration god took pity on her, sending her back to the modern world on the eve of her political marriage. In the spring breeze, beneath the red flag, Meng Shumiao returned to the new era! She was reunited with the family who had nearly gone mad searching for her. Then she discovered that the entire Wei royal family, including the emperor and empress, had transmigrated with her. Emperor: I am the Son of Heaven of Great Wei. This barbarian little country is insignificant. I have arrived, so why has no one knelt to welcome me? Meng Shumiao: You're an undocumented immigrant. Empress: I am the mother of all under heaven. How dare a lowly maid here wear a phoenix robe and crown? She should be beaten to death! Meng Shumiao: People can wear whatever they like with their hanfu. I'll buy a hundred outfits and give them to passersby. Empress Dowager: The fifth girl is the daughter of a criminal woman. She dares defy the emperor and disrespect her elders? She should be given poisoned wine. But if you atone for your crimes by serving me here in this barbarian land... Meng Shumiao: Back off! I have elders on my own household register. Go ahead and sue me in court! General-Prince: This place is full of flashy, useless tricks. Its military and defenses must be just as shallow. If Great Wei's hundred thousand cavalry were here, we would surely... Meng Shumiao: Pah! You lost the war and nearly got me sent off for a political marriage. Open your eyes and look at this new world! When the rulers and oppressors of a cruel, feudal world arrive in this new era beneath the red flag... Theme: Everyone must obey the law