What Could a Kitten Possibly Do Wrong?

An incredibly heartwarming story about an adorable cat~ [Six-Meow's story began with his food being cut because he was getting fat, and it ended with his food being cut too.] After transmigrating into the body of a chubby orange cat, Six-Meow gets to enjoy a life of being waited on by his human. He has only one worry in his cat life: his human keeps telling him to lose weight and wants to control how much he eats. So annoying~ To fill his belly, Six-Meow masters two skills: 1. Begging across the street from a convenience store 2. Dating three people at once and eating at all three homes … Pretty young woman: You're getting fatter. No freeze-dried treats next week. That night, she was punished by her vindictive cat. While she was intensely grinding ranked matches, the cat sat on her keyboard, and her teammates' curses instantly blared through her headset: @#%@&￥# Handsome young man: You're getting so fat. No canned food next month. For the next week, the cat sat on his face at 5:30 every morning, nearly suffocating him. The young man broke down: You're my dad, okay? I'll buy it for you! Only the gentle auntie didn't mind how chubby the cat was. She gave him extra dried fish every day. Until one day, the three cat owners ran into each other, and the two-timing scumbag cat was exposed. Pretty young woman: This is my Six-Meow! Handsome young man: He's my King, too! Gentle auntie: And my Orange! The three cat owners compared notes. What a shameless cat!! At last, they asked: You little two-timer, who are you going with? [Reader's guide] 1. The cat is a cat. He will not turn into a human. 2. The cat is a scoundrel. Don't judge a cat by human morals. 3. The cat's behavior in this story is very different from that of real cats, and strays don't fight either. Please don't compare them. If you feel you have to, it's probably best not to read this~ 4. This is just for fun. Don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously. If you come across something you can't handle, run! Seriously!! (A heartwarming little novella~) [Inspired by Pixi, a foreign cat who was dating two people at once] [Blurb dated 2020.12.16 and screenshot saved] [Coming soon: *Metaphysics Master, Getting Rich Online*] Bai Li, a prodigy of the mystic arts, is transported 800 years into the future. She starts this life at the highest level and even brings along her inheritance from her previous life. Before she turns eighteen, Bai Li has only one problem No one in her sect is reliable! Her master can't tell fortunes accurately, yet he's a terrible player with a gambling addiction, and people chase him down to curse him every day. Her senior sister has a bottomless stomach and can eat three jin of meat in one meal, yet she complains she's hungry every day. Her senior brother goes to the underworld to play mahjong every day and loses his pants every other day, so Bai Li has to take ghost money down there to ransom him. And there are three little junior nephews to feed. With elders above and children below, Bai Li shoulders the burden of supporting her family and becomes a famous young master at a tender age. She excels in medicine, divination, astrology, physiognomy, and fortune-telling. Selling a few talismans is enough to support the old and young in her sect. … Before long, Bai Li's talismans become a hit. A top-tier star and award-winning actress drunkenly reveals her secret to dazzling everyone on the red carpet: “Every time I outshine the entire crowd, it's all thanks to Master Bai's beauty talisman. With this beauty talisman, I can keep fighting for another 500 years!” The whole entertainment industry is in an uproar, and everyone wants to know who Master Bai is. A business tycoon accidentally lets something slip while reminiscing about hard times: “Back then, I was plagued by bad luck and drowning in debt. I had nowhere left to turn. Just as I was about to jump off a rooftop, I was lucky enough to meet Master Bai. Her luck-changing talisman made me who I am today!” The story spreads far and wide, and tycoons from every corner of the business world wave their cash around just to get a talisman. A university student is thrown off a cliff in a car accident and gets away with nothing more than a scrape. Mistaken for a lucky survivor, she's interviewed and says through tear-filled eyes: “I owe my life to the safety talisman my mom got for me. I love my mom forever!” The reporter and everyone watching the livestream ask: Where can we get a safety talisman? My mom wants to get a couple too! [Coming soon: *Getting Rich on a Parenting Reality Show with My Top-Tier Star Brother*] [Important: The brother is a cannon-fodder character who gets in the original male lead's way. Ruining his career is his own way of saving himself, not his sister's fault!] Jiang Yi became an overnight sensation as soon as he debuted, winning countless fans and earning a reputation as one of the most gifted actors of his generation. Sadly, that star fell three years ago. Three years ago, on the day his little sister was born, a Daoist priest came to their door and said she was a lucky star. Their family was fated to be cannon fodder, too unlucky and too poor to raise her. They could come back for her when they were still alive on her eighteenth birthday, or after they'd saved up ten billion. To bring their little sister home early, the whole family worked desperately to make money. Jiang Yi made three awful movies a year and took on several predatory endorsements, disappointing countless fans. He turned himself into “Sellout Jiang,” a celebrity everyone loved to hate. Three years later, they finally amassed a fortune of ten billion and “redeemed” their little sister from the Temple of the God of Wealth. His sister adored him and even traveled with him on a parenting reality show, leaving Jiang Yi deeply moved. … As soon as word got out that the scandal-ridden top-tier star Jiang Yi was taking his little sister on a parenting reality show, the show's official Weibo account was swarmed by haters. The abuse continued until the livestream officially began. The haters who flooded into the room ready to start cursing fell silent. Jiang Yi's little sister was unbelievably cute! With her chubby round face, big round eyes, and sweet, soft voice, she could lift an orange cat weighing more than ten jin and knew how to pet cats. Was this the ultimate installment in the “makes you want to have a daughter” series? On the first day of the parenting show's livestream, the host asked the children what their talents were. The other kids could sing, dance, play instruments, and draw, but when it was Jinju's turn, the whole thing took a different turn “I can draw wealth-attracting talismans. They can bring in lots and lots of pocket money!” The haters: Little girl, superstition is no good! Soon, they discovered Jinju was telling the truth. She bought a scratch-off ticket and won a thousand yuan with a random scratch. The haters: ...The little girl might actually be onto something! She randomly bought a lottery ticket. The next day, the results came in: she had won five million. Tens of millions of viewers poured into the livestream, and the show went viral. The haters went crazy: Jiang, you dog, let go of my little sister! Little sister, come help your big brother/sister get rich! She casually bought three stocks, and all three hit the daily limit for three days straight. The trending topics exploded on the spot. The haters fell to their knees: Jiang Yi, if you give my little sister back, I'll never hate on you again!!! Jiang Yi became a sensation again, transforming from “Sellout Jiang” into the most envied man around, and even changing his family's cannon-fodder fate. Purpose: As long as you work hard enough, your cat can eat its fill.