Cultivation Depends Entirely on VIP Membership

Completed: I Raise My Family of Powerhouses Coming soon: The Sword Sect Junior Sister Is Tentacle-Type [Blurb] (A silly comedy) Ruan Mian, a top student who spent all her time studying, transmigrates into a melodramatic xianxia drama as the lazy, wicked legitimate daughter. Her life is destined to be a foil to her genius illegitimate elder sister: competing with her for the male lead and resources, before meeting a tragic end. Just as she's getting ready to cultivate like crazy and outwork everyone, the playback screen she was using before transmigrating suddenly appears in her mind: [Replay: Bonus features unlocked] [Recharge for cultivation levels, upgrade your membership to unlock more awesome features] Ruan Mian raises an eyebrow. How awesome? [Livestream, early access, censoring, 3D effects, public audio (inner monologue), bullet comments, full immersion...] From then on, while the male and female leads focus on cultivation, she binge-watches dramas. While they kill and seize treasures, she frantically earns spirit stones to recharge and unlock new features. The heroine acts all sweet and innocent, so Ruan Mian turns on public audio for her inner monologue: "Heh, these idiots believe everything they're told. Their brains belong in a dog's bowl." The male lead is greasy and arrogant, so Ruan Mian censors his vital parts: now he's suffering from a secret ailment and desperately seeking treatment. The day she recharges to become a Supreme VIP member, she ascends on the spot and unlocks the story-interaction feature. [A super handsome man is passing by. The moment he sees you: A. He falls for you. B. He drops to his knees.] Ruan Mian: Romance would slow down my drama-watching. B! System: He refuses, but falls for you anyway. (He can't beat you, so he runs for it.) Ruan Mian: ...? #You can work yourselves to the bone, I'll work even harder# #My resources and men are top-tier, so I'm definitely the heroine's foil# #The reborn leads think they have everything under control, but then...# One-on-one romance, happy ending. [Blurb screenshotted on November 17, 2020] [1] I Raise My Family of Powerhouses: Blurb In a cultivation town, there's an utterly ordinary family of five: Dad is a butcher, Mom performs rituals, my older sister farms, my older brother lays bricks, and I'm the busiest of all. I sleep so much every day, yet still have to keep an eye on all four of them, lest our family really become the foil to the heroine's family, just like in the book. They think they've hidden their identities well, but I know everything... My dad is a runaway Buddha from the Brahma Sound Temple, with immeasurable merit. If he doesn't work hard to avoid killing, he'll ascend on the spot in no time. I've ascended several times myself. It really isn't all that interesting. My mom is the Underworld's lazy King of Hell. She works in mysterious, sinister ways, and nobody is better at exorcising ghosts than she is, except me. I'm not only better at it, I'm even more sinister. [In the book, their identities force them into a mutual death.] My sister is a reborn villainous boss who knows the plot. All she wants in this life is to be wicked to the very end. Every time she does something bad, she tells me to close my eyes, never realizing I do it even better with my eyes shut. On the day my brother gets dumped, he'll find an "old grandpa" and have incredible luck from then on. But he can only defy fate so far. He can't outdo me. [In the book, my brother helps the heroine kill my sister, then dies by suicide out of remorse.] And me... I'm nothing at all. I definitely haven't quick transmigrated 999 times, and I'm definitely not a cheat. I'm one hundred percent too weak to carry a load or lift a finger, gasping after every three steps, too frail to look after myself. My dream is to eat, sleep, and shop, be the most useless freeloader, and enjoy the happiest retirement. [In the book, I die right from the start, before I even grow old.] At first, my whole family told me: "Remember, never be as outstanding as your father." "Good girl, don't learn to be as powerful as your mother." "Your sister would trade a lifetime of innocence for all the blood on her hands." "Your brother has too many magical treasures to fit in his room. Spend your money even more freely." Later, they all changed their tune: "Sweetie, you're only supposed to take care of us in our old age. Don't work yourself so hard." [2] The Sword Sect Junior Sister Is Tentacle-Type: Blurb #The heroine has morals, but not many# #Cyberpunk menace of a player: flowers wilt when she passes, people die when they see her# #Also known as: I Prefer It When You Call Me Dad# "My dear older sister, I want to live differently this time. Your beloved sect and your admirers among the junior brothers are mine now." Twin sisters are reborn in the womb. The younger sister is born first, and the sisters' names and fates are switched. Older sister: Wow. It isn't until she dies at a thousand years old that Qiansui remembers: she isn't a native of the cultivation world. She's an unlucky player who transmigrated here after beating a cyberpunk game. When alien creatures invade, she exposes her tentacles to protect her sect. Her master treats her like a monster and locks her in a forbidden area. Her senior brother takes her blood to make pills, and her second senior brother cuts off her tentacles to craft magical items. Her junior brother, whom she bought, no longer looks at her with affection. His eyes hold only disgust. They use her to win one great battle after another, becoming the world's celebrated heroes, while she is tortured until her limbs are broken and dies without a sound. So whoever wants to go to that hellhole can go. Without her there to support them, she's curious how far that sect can get on its own in this life. ** The Sword Sect of Kunlun Mountain is famous for its miserable lot. Of its three master-and-disciple members, one is nearing the end of his life, one seems insane, and one has a shattered dantian. The old, the sick, and the disabled, along with the infant girl they just picked up, make a complete set. One day, starving Qiansui is waving her tentacles and using a sword to chop vegetables and cook for herself when all three members of the sect walk in at once. The master, who usually lies flat and waits to die: "Ah, I'm about to die anyway. Whatever... Wait, I can't take it! You have all those hands, and not one of you knows how to hold a sword properly!" The senior brother, just about to have a breakdown: "Haha, I'm so crazy I think my junior sister is an octopus demon... Next time you want to eat something, just call me. You've cut off hands all over the floor." The second senior brother, whose dantian is halfway repaired: "Damn, you scared me so bad I nearly shattered my pill... Take this bag of spirit stones and go have fun down the mountain. Don't come back to bother me until you've spent it all. Your extra hands make my eyes hurt." Qiansui has waited a long time, but nobody locks her in the forbidden area or uses her to make pills and magical items. Instead, they teach her swordsmanship, cook for her, and give her money. Qiansui: Huh? ** At an auction, the Seventh Dragon Prince is imprisoned in a cage, but not worried in the least. He knows his senior sister will take him away today. She's perfect in every way, except she's a monster. In his previous life, he was disgusted by her, but only regretted it after she died. In this life, he'll still need her tentacles to make pills and magical items. Once he succeeds in the succession struggle, he'll make her a consort. She'll surely be grateful. He eagerly leaves with Qianhe, who came all this way for him, abandoning a dying little slave. When Qiansui discovers that the little slave also has dragon blood, her mind full of mischief, she is overjoyed. [Skits 1] Master: "Qiansui is such a lovely name. Whoever named you must have wished you a long, worry-free life." Qiansui: "No. Those players wanted me dead. They meant that troublemakers live a thousand years." Master: "..." Master: "Never mind. I only hope you'll be healthy and happy." Qiansui: (looking at the people with missing hands and broken legs all over the floor) "I'm healthy." (hearing their desperate wails) "And I'm happy, too. Wonderful, I've lived up to your hopes, Master." Master: "???" [Skits 2] Junior brother: "Qiansui, may I call you A-Sui?" Qiansui: (waving her tentacles and smacking him hard) "No. I still prefer it when you call me Dad." Theme: Heaven rewards diligence.