[The main story and all extra chapters are complete! The full text has been revised and differs from pirated versions. Please read the official version on Jinjiang! The main story focuses on the plot, while the extras focus on romance. They're sweet and can be read on their own~]
[The next novel, Transmigrated as a Substitute, but the Whole Book Is Full of Typos, is now underway. Please add it to your library~]
One day, Wen Ying transmigrated into a cultivation novel as the wicked second female lead and acquired a System for turning her life around.
Wen Ying, a fan of certain green-themed novels, rolled up her sleeves. "I can do this. Let's get to work!"
System: "This mission is rather difficult. If you fail, you'll have to start over, but you can carry over your cultivation and skill points from your previous life."
Being able to reload and keep your progress sounded wonderful, didn't it?
But later, Wen Ying couldn't smile anymore.
She started over more than ten times. She failed every time, and each time she died just a hair's breadth from succeeding for some bizarre reason.
Worse still, because of a System bug, every time she started over, another story was layered into this world. And in every story, she was the second female lead.
She was the fake heiress in a story about a real heiress, the real heiress in a story about a fake heiress, and the white moonlight in a substitute romance. She was even a substitute in a story about the white moonlight...
Wen Ying, second female lead with a dozen jobs: "I'm done! I'm giving up. I can slack off all I want!"
So...
When people told her to throw the male lead out of the sect:
Wen Ying: "Throw him, throw him. I'm fine with that."
When someone accused her of deliberately hurting the female lead:
Wen Ying: "Oh, right, right, right. It was me. I'm the one who did it."
When someone deliberately shoved a handsome man at her to ruin her reputation:
Wen Ying: "Yes, please. I'll take him."
But later...
Male lead: "Senior Sister, you knew all along that the sect wanted to harm me, didn't you?"
Female lead: "Thank you, Senior Sister, for deliberately injuring me so I wouldn't be used by the Sect Leader. Only someone with your level of cultivation could have turned things around. You went to so much trouble for me."
Wen Ying: "???"
Even more absurdly, the story's big villain came up to her, pitifully tugged on her clothes, and looked at her with tearful eyes as he asked, "Yingying, are you giving up on me now?"
Wen Ying: "?????!!!"
A silly slice-of-life comedy. Since the female lead inherited the cultivation of over ten lifetimes, she's at the peak from the very beginning.
Note:
This is a silly slice-of-life comedy! It's very everyday, so it's very everyday. It's not a traditional cultivation novel, nor is it a traditional plot-driven story.
It starts silly and ends silly, right through to the end. It's not the kind of emotional story that's both silly and angsty.
The author has a huge imagination, so the whole story probably just keeps getting more and more absurd. Give it a try if you're curious~
The next novel, Transmigrated as a Substitute, but the Whole Book Is Full of Typos, is now underway~
After retiring, award-winning supporting actress Jiang Ziqing unexpectedly transmigrated into a book again.
This time, she wasn't a supporting actress. She became the radiant female lead.
But this book was a substitute romance with multiple groveling arcs.
In the first half, five powerful men tormented the female lead until she was at death's door. In the second half, the five men were the ones who nearly died of heartbreak.
Jiang Ziqing's mission was simple: follow the plot and achieve a happy ending.
Jiang Ziqing: "Oh, a happy ending. Got it. That means killing all the trash men, letting the female lead live her best life, and making sure she gets the happy part while the trash men get the ending. How happy and how ending!"
System: "...If that's what you want, it's not impossible. But the System hasn't given you any golden finger!"
Jiang Ziqing: "..."
She'd been given a frail Lin Daiyu character who couldn't lift a finger, and no golden finger on top of that. So that's what this was about!
But the System had forgotten that, thanks to its own petty greed, the book Jiang Ziqing transmigrated into was riddled with typos.
In the original story, Trash Man No. 1, the aloof Immortal Venerable, waved his sleeve and shoved the female lead aside: "Disciple Jiang Ziqing, you have violated the sect's rules. Throw her into the dungeon!"
The female lead vomited blood ten feet into the air and collapsed on the spot.
In reality
The aloof Immortal Venerable waved his sleeve and pushed Jiang Ziqing back a little: "Disciple Jiang Ziqing, you have violated the sect's rules. Throw her into the dungeon!"
Jiang Ziqing spat out ten feet of snow and immediately stood on her head.
The disciples: What kind of special spell is that? It's so powerful! Not only did it force the Immortal Venerable back several steps, it even froze him into an ice sculpture!
In the original story, Trash Man No. 2, the Fire Demon King, tied up the female lead and sent a blast of fire at her, showing no concern for her at all: "Tell me! Where did you hide the Jade Linglong?"
The female lead was drenched in sweat from the pain, but still pressed her lips together and said nothing.
In reality
The Fire Demon King helped the female lead up, sent a blast of fire her way, and began untying Jiang Ziqing as he delivered his line: "Tell me! Where did you hide the Jade Linglong?"
Jiang Ziqing was covered in big men. Thanks to their protection, she was unharmed when the fire passed over her, but the Fire Demon King, who was untying her, got burned.
Fire Demon King: "...Wait, why am I helping her get untied?"
Later, when it was time to start the groveling arc, all the trash men stared at Jiang Ziqing and trembled.
Holding up a fist as big as a sandstorm and spitting snow, Jiang Ziqing said, "Hehehe! Come on, boys, let's play!"
The trash men: "...Stay back!"
Theme: When things don't go your way, try a different approach. You might discover a whole new world
Next door, there is a more hilarious comic article "After the typo came true, the heroine is super strong". Welcome to take a look~
Extra: I am competing with the text in terms of length
Hahahahahahahaha, waiting for someone to slap someone in the face
Yes! The relationship between two people is called love, and it is insulting to be said by others () But what kind of brain circuit does Shen Linfeng have?
Get married!!!!!!! Throw flowers!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I even forgot to have my transcript
Happy wedding, spread the flowers
OHHHHHHH wedding flowers~
What a coincidence, even the wedding is the same (doge
How can this be considered a rumor? This is a fact.