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Li Huan transmigrated into a book, becoming the female lead's cousin and the foil to her on a livestreamed show. The female lead used her to establish herself as a rich heiress, became an internet sensation, stole her husband, married into a wealthy family, and lived happily ever after with children. Li Huan, meanwhile, ended up as a black-and-white photo on the wall.
Li Huan arrived just in time for the first episode. The System said, "One year left on your life countdown. A friendly reminder: You can only stay alive by spending money."
On the show, the female lead stood at the vanity, showing off a face cream that cost tens of thousands per jar. She scooped up a little with a spoon and applied it to her face.
In another shot, Li Huan had the very same cream. She dug out a glob with her index finger and, without a care in the world, rubbed it on her feet.
At a jewelry store, the female lead tried on a diamond bracelet. "This bracelet is only 500,000. I'll take it."
Across from her, Li Huan bought four gold bars. "I'll use them to prop up a table at home."
Netizens thought that was the height of a nouveau riche showing off, but then...
After the show had been on for a while, Li Huan spent money and put in the effort to help a desperate young woman get treatment for her sick mother, bought an emperor's jade seal at auction and donated it to the National Museum, found a teacher for children who had been forced out of school, built classrooms and dormitories, and offered a huge reward for evidence that a scumbag had murdered his wife...
With her unconventional spending, Li Huan seemed to live on the trending lists and became a huge star!
Viewers howled online: Huanhuan is the only person whose showing off her wealth has ever made me wholeheartedly admire her! I bow down!
Later, as the guests discussed their love lives, the original female lead pointed at the male lead from the third generation of the Gu family and shyly announced to everyone, "This is my boyfriend."
Someone turned to Li Huan and asked, "I hear lots of people like you. You must have a boyfriend too, right?"
Before Li Huan could answer, the male lead's uncle, who had been scolding him nearby, walked over and casually took Li Huan's hand. "Were you looking for me?"
The audience: So that's why Li Huan stopped showing off her wealth. She was saving this for later!
The newly appointed president of the Gu family, the richest family in Huacheng, has entered the chat!
Li Huan's motto: Spending money makes you happy, and helping others makes them happy too. But don't spend beyond your means!
Before reading:
1. The editor said I couldn't use the previous title, so I changed it at the last minute.
2. The main story focuses on the plot, while the extras focus on romance. After reading the whole story, please leave a rating.
3. This story has many personal additions, so please don't get too invested in it as if it were real. Also, I'll consider making changes based on friendly comments, but I won't tolerate personal attacks. Writing makes me happy, and I hope reading makes you happy too. If it doesn't, there's no need to waste your time.
4. The title and blurb were updated again on July 14, 2021.
Pre-release story The Flirting System Is Handed Over to the Authorities is open for follows!
Blurb:
Xiao Xiao transmigrated into a book, becoming a minor female character in an entertainment novel who was hated by the entire internet.
As soon as she arrived, she was forced to bind herself to a dating System. The System demanded that she become a serial dater and keep a pond full of men to extend her life.
Life is precious, and keeping a pond of men is risky. Xiao Xiao wanted to live, but didn't want to keep a pond full of men, so she promptly handed the System over to the authorities.
From then on, Xiao Xiao had the strongest backing, appeared on the hottest variety shows, said the sharpest things, and took down the most awful men.
On the country's hottest variety show, Exchange Lovers, the production team asked the male guests to explain why they had broken up with their exes.
Guest 1: "After three years together, she dumped me because I was poor and she wanted money."
Xiao Xiao: "Let's focus on the important part: You were together for three years. Were you only poor after three years? You were obviously poor from beginning to end, so how could she have stayed with you if she cared about money?"
Guest 2: "She thought I was fat and finally fell into someone else's arms."
Xiao Xiao: "Don't you know whether you're fat or not? You're not even old, and you already have high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and high cholesterol. Keep this up and you'll definitely be one of those who die young."
Guest 3: "Wasn't it better to keep our relationship secret? She insisted on making it public."
Xiao Xiao: "You dated her without giving her a proper title? So you didn't want to take responsibility. You just wanted free sex!"
Guest 4: "My mom gave her three million, and she left me."
Xiao Xiao: "Oh? Don't people say a child is priceless to their mother? How pitiful. Your own mother thinks you're only worth three million."
After she'd finished tearing into them, someone asked her, "Can you tell us why you broke up with your ex?"
Xiao Xiao shot back, "Which ex are you talking about?"
After that, she appeared as a guest on relationship shows, filled in as a star promoter on a music program, and served as a temporary mentor on a dating show... Wherever she went, scumbags couldn't hide.
Meanwhile, countries around the world discovered that Huaguo was continually surpassing them in technology and gradually taking the lead. It began manufacturing high-precision lithography machines, mapped DNA and successfully overcame hereditary diseases, launched plans for space travel, and successfully sent a hundred passengers into the unknown reaches of outer space...
Also known as: #Damn! I Ran Into All My Ex-Boyfriends on the Same Show#; #I Can Slap Scumbags in the Face to My Heart's Content Under Daddy's Protection#; #So Touching! The Nation's Daddy Helped Extend My Life#
Theme: Love yourself and be true to who you are.
The second child who had a caesarean section cannot go smoothly, so he has to have a caesarean section.
So sweet and the ending is great
I want to see them get dressed together quickly. Woohoo.
I'll open another one soon. I really want to see their follow-up to Quick Travel.
Totally not enough! I want to see 20 of their worlds
After reading it, I actually don't like the ending. I think the ending where the two of them died together is already good, but that's just my personal preference. The author wrote it very well! It's great to watch!
Hmm... That sentence I am a doctor... Looks familiar, it seems like someone has told me that before (.-ω-)
Finished reading! Very nice! Sprinkle flowers~
Wow, I can't get enough of it. I'm so curious about how they will complete 20 tasks together to gain immortality.
It's so beautiful. I came across it accidentally. Once I saw it, I couldn't stop. It took me two days to read it all.
The second child who had a caesarean section cannot go smoothly, so he has to have a caesarean section.
So sweet and the ending is great
I want to see them get dressed together quickly. Woohoo.
I'll open another one soon. I really want to see their follow-up to Quick Travel.
Totally not enough! I want to see 20 of their worlds
After reading it, I actually don't like the ending. I think the ending where the two of them died together is already good, but that's just my personal preference. The author wrote it very well! It's great to watch!
Hmm... That sentence I am a doctor... Looks familiar, it seems like someone has told me that before (.-ω-)
Finished reading! Very nice! Sprinkle flowers~
Wow, I can't get enough of it. I'm so curious about how they will complete 20 tasks together to gain immortality.
It's so beautiful. I came across it accidentally. Once I saw it, I couldn't stop. It took me two days to read it all.