Bai Xiaoyou spent two hundred years as a spiritual chef in the cultivation world before a bolt of lightning sent her back to her original world.
Then she discovered she was the cannon-fodder female character in a dating-reality-show novel.
In the original story, she was fated to be sacrificed. The show was following the production team's plan, yet everyone blamed her.
The three male leads used her to build their public images. The movie star's fans accused her of shamelessly chasing fame, the CEO's fans called her a gold digger, and the top-tier star's fans called her a clingy pest.
Bai Xiaoyou decided to strike first.
She rolled up her sleeves and went into the kitchen. As a spiritual chef, the food she made came with special effects. Dealing with a few people would take just a few dishes.
[Red-braised pork: +1 fat point]
[Twice-cooked pork: +1 fat point]
[Sweet and sour pork: +1 fat point]
Every day, Bai Xiaoyou made all kinds of food that added fat points, turning the dating show into a cooking show.
The three male leads were fed all sorts of dishes. Each bite made them gain a pound, but they couldn't resist the delicious food, eating their way to ever greater obesity.
Before long,
the movie star had become a greasy, overweight uncle. His interactions with the female contestants went from sweet idol drama scenes to something more like, "Girl, the eyes never lie."
His fans dropped him one after another: "Help! I stan a walking greaseball!"
The CEO ballooned rapidly, his six-pack turning into a potbelly.
His looks were average, and he'd gained a following on the strength of his physique and CEO aura. Now that he'd gotten fat, it was all over.
His fans couldn't take it: "He's the exact same little chubby guy as the family downstairs! You're driving up pork prices!"
The top-tier star's surgically altered face couldn't hold up under the extra weight. Once he got fat, his face puffed up like a steamed bun.
His fans fled overnight: "When he smiles, he looks more benevolent than my grandma. I can't love him anymore! I'm out!"
Jiang Huai lost his sense of taste five years ago. Everything he ate was like chewing wax.
Later, he joined a dating show to make up the numbers and saw something unusual. Bai Xiaoyou's food displayed +1 fat points, and each point meant gaining a pound.
But that wasn't important. What mattered was that he could taste the food she made! After five years without being able to eat normally, what did it matter if he gained weight?
Jiang Huai thought he would end up as fat as a pig.
Until one day, he discovered Bai Xiaoyou was secretly cooking for the female contestants and helping them cancel out their fat points!
Damn it! The other three male contestants had dragged him down with them.
Cover image from Bi Shui's adorable Gu Gu~
[Screenshot taken on July 2, 2021]
Theme: Love life