The Fussy Husband of a Workaholic Dragon-Proud Genius

Completed! Next novel: The Young Scion of a Family of Overachievers

[Clingy, wicked little villain and gorgeous wife on the bottom x domineering, calculating, morally upright machine of a top]

Jiang Ciran is a little blind boy. Relying on his pretty face and honeyed words, he has been a handful since childhood and never lets anyone get away with anything. After his adoptive parents abandon him in a cave, he casually picks up a man named Xu Xingyuan.

Xu Xingyuan tells him that this world is a story about a popular young master who is secretly the real heir, a book with explicit content, and that Jiang Ciran is the real son of the powerful Shen family.

He is a troublesome little green tea who seems like a fox spirit reincarnated, seducing every man who is in love with the story's protagonist on the bottom. In the end, he schemes to take the place of someone else in marriage to the cannon-fodder top, a violent crown prince. When the murderous prince discovers him on their wedding night, the two of them prove to be perfectly suited to each other, doing every kind of wicked thing before meeting a grisly end.

Jiang Ciran is struck as if by lightning. "I'm a vicious cannon-fodder character, so what are you?"

Xu Xingyuan says solemnly, "Your husband."

Jiang Ciran: ?

Waaah, how tragic to become a eunuch at such a young age. He's even more pitiful than me.

Jiang Ciran discovers that his husband, Xu Xingyuan, is exceptionally handsome, with sharp brows and bright eyes. He's dashing and treats him even better than a younger brother. His life story could rival that of any domineering hero.

From then on, Jiang Ciran clings to the husband who was practically handed to him.

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Xu Xingyuan, an overachiever who worked himself to death in the modern world, transmigrates into a book, becoming the violent crown prince in a melodramatic, explicit harem novel. In the future, he will marry Jiang Ciran, the vicious cannon-fodder foil to the story's protagonist on the bottom.

Of course, the vicious cannon fodder's husband is cannon fodder too.

Who would want to stay in this wretched feudal society? Only a lunatic. Time for a do-over!

But when he opens his eyes, he finds the story's troublesome little villain, a beautiful young man, leaning over him, his little shoulders trembling as he tearfully begs him not to die.

Xu Xingyuan: I'm a lunatic.

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From then on, Xu Xingyuan keeps his wife, whom he picked up for free, in his arms, gently undressing him, kissing and teasing him.

But his fox-spirit-like little villain wife still has a wicked streak and is just as vain as in the original story. The only difference is that the cannon-fodder tops he used to torment, one after another, have all been replaced by Xu Xingyuan.

: My wife is spoiled?

Why is he spoiled to no one but me? This is obviously love!

: My wife is vain, vindictive, lawless, and has every official in the court protesting?

The officials are getting a little too talkative. I'll take the throne right away to satisfy my wife's vanity, then chop every last one of you down.

: My wife is a fox spirit reincarnated, with all the seductive mannerisms of a courtesan?

Xu Xingyuan looks at his lovely, sweet wife beneath him, who pleases him in every way and even uses his body to cure his illness.

Yes, that's true.

1. One-on-one romance, both leads are chaste, they dote on each other. A sweet life for a clingy couple. Extremely sweet, or your money back.

2. Size difference and age gap. In ancient times, the age gap is two years; in modern times, it's ten years. Do you like a daddy-type boyfriend?

3. His eyesight will return later. Beautiful bottom, handsome top. The bottom is an exceptionally pampered beauty, with a touch of everyone's-favorite-boy energy, not romantic.

4. The political scheming and power struggles are at elementary-school level and mostly glossed over. This is not a court-politics novel.

5. Both leads are adults.

6. This is a fictional setting with no real-life inspiration. The style is silly and funny, and I don't accept nitpicking over archaic terminology.

Coming soon: The Young Scion of a Family of Overachievers

Eighteen-year-old Qi Yuzhu transmigrates into a male-oriented harem and court-politics novel, becoming the frail, legitimate youngest son of the powerful Qi family, a family of vicious villains.

If he remembers correctly, their family will be executed to the last person when a new emperor takes the throne, leaving nothing but a vast, empty wasteland.

But this all happens thirty years from now!

His eldest brother, who will one day be a tyrannical, despotic prime minister with power over the court, has only just finished the imperial exams and been given a low-ranking post.

His father, who will one day become a revered imperial tutor whose students fill the land and who attains enlightenment at Longchang, is still only a fifth-rank librarian at the palace.

His second brother, who will one day be a peerless warlord, still gets chased around and beaten by their father.

Here comes the classic template for a family of overachieving, powerful ministers. All they need is a bewitching concubine in the palace whispering in the emperor's ear, and they'd be the complete package!

And he, an idle wastrel who has been spoiled rotten by the Qi family, dressed in fine silks and riding fine horses, empty-headed and trampling on the protagonist, is still an eight-year-old child who can't lift or carry anything, with short arms and legs, and has only just begun his lessons.

Wait, am I the only useless deadweight in this family?

Although the future male harem protagonist isn't even a fertilized egg yet, the events of thirty years from now need to be planned for early, with quiet, gradual preparation. So this family, where only the strongest survive and everyone lives by the law of the jungle, gains one more laid-back couch potato.

Every day, Qi Yuzhu comes charging out shouting, "Just lie flat!" "I'm a salted fish!" "Stop competing!" "Life is only thirty thousand days!"...

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1. A beloved, popular protagonist with family love, friendship, and romance. The story is from the bottom's perspective, with a gorgeous bottom and a handsome top.

2. The bottom is eight at the beginning, but his soul is eighteen. At first, his whole family of overachievers raises him.

3. Mainly a story about being a spoiled young master in ancient times. The society blends elements of the Tang, Song, and Ming dynasties in a fictional era.

Theme: Never give up; there is hope in life