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[Clingy Wicked Little Villain Pretty Wife Bottom X Dragon-Pride-of-Heaven Scheming Android-Morality-Critic Top]
Jiang Ciran is a little blind boy. Relying on his pretty looks and silver tongue, he has been a troublesome little menace since childhood, taking revenge for the slightest offense. After his adoptive parents abandoned him in a cave, he casually picked up a man named Xu Xingyuan.
Xu Xingyuan told him that this world was a harem novel about a beloved fake-and-real young master, with explicit content, and that Jiang Ciran was the biological young master of the powerful Shen family.
He was a spoiled little green-tea schemer, practically a fox spirit reborn, seducing every man who admired the novel's protagonist bottom. In the end, he plotted to marry in place of someone else and become the wife of the cannon-fodder top, the brutal Crown Prince. On their wedding night, the murderous Crown Prince discovered him, and the two of them hit it off because they were equally awful. After committing every kind of wicked deed, they eventually died violent deaths.
Jiang Ciran was struck as if by lightning. "I'm the vicious cannon fodder, so what are you?"
Xu Xingyuan said solemnly, "Your husband."
Jiang Ciran: ?
Waaah, how did you end up becoming a eunuch at such a young age? You're even more pitiful than me.
Jiang Ciran discovered that his husband, the great Xu Xingyuan, had striking brows and starry eyes, was handsome and dashing, treated him even better than a biological younger brother, and had a life story worthy of a Dragon-Pride-of-Heaven protagonist.
From then on, Jiang Ciran clung to his husband, who had practically been handed to him for free.
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Xu Xingyuan, an overachiever from the modern era who had worked himself to death competing with everyone else, transmigrated into a book. He became the brutal Crown Prince in a melodramatic explicit harem novel, destined to marry Jiang Ciran, the vicious cannon-fodder character who served as the contrast to the novel's protagonist bottom.
Of course, the husband of a vicious cannon-fodder character was cannon fodder too.
This damned feudal society! Only a lunatic would stay here. Just start over!
Yet when he opened his eyes, he found the troublesome little beauty and villain from the book lying on top of him, his little shoulders trembling as he tearfully begged Xu Xingyuan not to die.
Xu Xingyuan: I am a lunatic.
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From then on, Xu Xingyuan pulled the wife he had picked up for free into his arms, gently loosening his robes, kissing and nuzzling him.
But his fox-spirit cannon-fodder wife, the wicked little villain, had not abandoned his malicious nature or his vanity from the original story. The targets of his green-tea scheming and spoiled antics had simply changed from the novel's cannon-fodder tops one, two, three, and four to Xu Xingyuan alone.
My wife is spoiled and willful?
Why is he willful with no one else, but only with me? This is clearly love!
My wife is vain, takes revenge for the slightest offense, and is utterly lawless, with every official remonstrating against him?
The officials are getting a little too talkative. I will inherit the throne at once, satisfy my wife's vanity, and then cut every one of you down.
My wife is a fox spirit reborn, with the seductive manners of a pleasure house?
Xu Xingyuan looked at the beautiful, kind wife beneath him, who was delicate and sweet, satisfied him in every way, and even used his body to cure Xu Xingyuan's illness.
Yes, that part is true.
1. One-on-one romance, both completely pure, mutual pampering, and the sweet life of a clingy married couple. Extremely sweet, or your money back.
2. A difference in body type and age. The age gap is two years in the ancient setting and ten years in the modern setting. Do you like fatherly boyfriends?
3. His eyesight will return later. Pretty wife and handsome top. The bottom is an exceptionally spoiled, gorgeous beauty with a slight beloved-by-all trait, though not in a romantic sense.
4. The elementary-school level political scheming and power struggles are mostly glossed over. This is not a court-politics novel.
5. Both the top and bottom are adults.
6. This story takes place in an entirely fictional world with no real-life models. It has a silly, comedic style and is not intended for pedantic examination of historical terminology.
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Just after turning eighteen, Qi Yuzhu transmigrated into a male-oriented harem and court-politics novel, becoming the physically frail youngest legitimate son of the Qi family, a powerful ministerial household that served as the novel's vicious villain.
If he remembered correctly, this family would be exterminated after the new emperor ascended the throne, leaving behind nothing but a vast expanse of whiteness and utter ruin.
But all of that would happen thirty years in the future!
The elder brother who would one day become a tyrannical chancellor with power over the entire court had only just finished the imperial examinations and been assigned a ninth-rank minor post.
The father who would one day teach emperors and students across the realm, after attaining enlightenment at Dragon Gate, was currently only a fifth-rank palace librarian.
The second brother who would one day become a mighty warlord, invincible in battle and honored for his campaigns beyond Wolf's Residence Pass, was still being chased around and beaten by their father.
The template for a typical overachiever family of powerful ministers was taking shape. All that was missing was a demon concubine in the palace whispering into the emperor's ear, and then it would be perfect!
And he, the useless young playboy who knew nothing, was spoiled rotten by the Qi family and allowed to run wild, dressed in fine furs and riding fat horses, with nothing but weeds in his belly and his feet planted on the protagonist. He was still an eight-year-old child who could neither lift anything with his shoulders nor carry anything in his hands, with short arms and legs, and had only just begun his education.
Wait, am I the only useless piece of dead weight in this family?
Although the future male protagonist of the harem was not even a placenta yet, matters thirty years from now had to be planned early and subtly, like rain sinking soundlessly into the earth. Thus, this family governed by survival of the fittest and the law of the jungle gained one more laid-back salted fish.
Every day, Qi Yuzhu shouted, "Lie flat!" "I'm a salted fish!" "Stop this rat race!" "Life is only thirty thousand days at most!" and charged forward.
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1. Beloved-by-all ensemble, with family affection, friendship, and romance. Main bottom, gorgeous bottom, handsome tops.
2. The bottom is eight years old at the beginning, but his soul is already eighteen. In the early stages, the whole family of overachievers raises a child.
3. The main story is about being a young playboy in ancient times. The fictional society blends elements of the Tang, Song, and Ming eras.
Theme: Never give up, and always hold on to hope in life
Ranran has a really good temper. It has been four years since she last saw her and she gave up without any explanation. Then she still behaves like this when we meet again. . . If nothing happened? Is it because the meeting was too sudden? Don't know what to say. [Crying] But baby Ranran is really cute, a cute little fox, I like it so much! [Please]
After so many years of not seeing each other, aren't you a little bit chasing after your wife? [Glasses]
Why does Yuanzi have a stronger sense of daddy in this party? Now she can really sell her father-in-law.
Did you just peel it off gently? [Loading]
Xiao Ranran is too temperless. [Spread your hands] [Spread your hands] I haven't seen you in four years. . .
Please take care of yourself! ! ! ! !
Ranran actually didn't lose his temper in this chapter
Anxious kittens may lick their fur excessively and urinate randomly
Deduct 1 to speed up the love progress between Ranran and Yuanzi
A lot of extras... A lot of extras... A lot of extras [shy]
Ranran has a really good temper. It has been four years since she last saw her and she gave up without any explanation. Then she still behaves like this when we meet again. . . If nothing happened? Is it because the meeting was too sudden? Don't know what to say. [Crying] But baby Ranran is really cute, a cute little fox, I like it so much! [Please]
After so many years of not seeing each other, aren't you a little bit chasing after your wife? [Glasses]
Why does Yuanzi have a stronger sense of daddy in this party? Now she can really sell her father-in-law.
Did you just peel it off gently? [Loading]
Xiao Ranran is too temperless. [Spread your hands] [Spread your hands] I haven't seen you in four years. . .
Please take care of yourself! ! ! ! !
Ranran actually didn't lose his temper in this chapter
Anxious kittens may lick their fur excessively and urinate randomly
Deduct 1 to speed up the love progress between Ranran and Yuanzi
A lot of extras... A lot of extras... A lot of extras [shy]