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【Next novel: *I Use Coughing Up Blood to Keep My Rival in Check*】
After dying from overwork in the middle of the night, Yan Lingxue transmigrated into a book.
The bad news: he had transmigrated as an unborn baby.
The even worse news: he had landed in the womb of Yan Jueming, the book’s biggest villain!
Yan Lingxue was stunned. Yan Jueming was a bona fide man!
Yan Jueming, emperor of Great Zhou, was cruel and inhumane. He had murdered his father and brother, making him a tyrant in every sense of the word.
One day, the tyrant suddenly came down with a severe illness and couldn’t stop retching. Yan Jueming immediately summoned the imperial physician.
Who would have thought that after nervously taking his pulse, the physician would drop to his knees and bow his head. “Your Majesty… your pulse is… a pregnancy pulse!”
At first, Yan Jueming merely sneered and ordered the physician executed. Then he suddenly heard a child’s voice inside his head.
“Wait, why is my mom a man?”
At the same moment that voice appeared in his mind, Yan Jueming retched.
His eyes widened as he stared at his stomach, finding the whole thing absurd. He really was pregnant.
Yan Jueming’s pride would not let him keep the child. He was the sovereign of an entire country, yet he was pregnant in a man’s body. If word got out, he wouldn’t just be mocked; people would consider him a freak.
But the child he was carrying wasn’t ordinary. Whenever Yan Jueming prepared to abort it, the childish voice in his head would wail nonstop.
“Dad, I’m your flesh and blood! You can’t kill me!”
“Dad, Dad, Dad, think it over! You’re rich anyway, so just raise me like a puppy, okay?”
“I’ll call you Mom! I’ll call you Mom, all right?”
Veins bulged on Yan Jueming’s forehead. Convinced there was a monster in his belly, he drank a bowl of abortion medicine, only for it to have no effect at all!
He couldn’t get rid of this child.
Yan Lingxue, safe for now: I’ve escaped with my life…
Yan Jueming sneered. “If I can’t kill you in the womb, I’ll wait until you’re born.”
Yan Lingxue: Nooo…
To stay alive, Yan Lingxue, still just a fetus, chatted with his cheap birth father every day, trying to build a good relationship.
At first, Yan Jueming was only annoyed. He didn’t want this child at all. But as his belly grew, and he felt the heartbeat and breaths inside him, he gradually began to look forward to the child’s birth.
On the day Yan Lingxue was born, Yan Jueming held the ugly baby in his arms and couldn’t help sneering. “What an ugly thing.”
He had wanted to strangle the child, but when he felt the warmth in his arms and its faint, feeble movements, Yan Jueming softened for the first time in his life.
He thought, Fine. I’ll raise it like an animal.
Who would have thought that one moment of weakness would last a lifetime?
【Upcoming novel synopsis】: Fu Runing and Chen Song had considered each other a thorn in the side since childhood.
As they grew older, they fought even more often.
Chen Song secretly loved his unattainable crush but didn’t dare confess, so Fu Runing deliberately embarrassed him in front of her.
Fu Runing was the crown prince, so Chen Song allied himself with the second prince, taking his side and constantly coming up with schemes to trip Fu Runing up.
Fu Runing stabbed Chen Song.
Chen Song shot an arrow at Fu Runing.
They had a grand time fighting until Fu Runing became emperor and Chen Song became regent, stripping him of his power and keeping him confined in the palace.
Fu Runing: …Fine.
Imprisoned in the palace, he had to watch Chen Song’s mood day and night. Even Chen Song’s unattainable crush came to the palace to put him in his place.
Fu Runing gave up and thought, Whatever. Chen Song only runs his mouth, and I still get plenty to eat and drink. So what if people insult me? It’s not like I’ll lose a pound of flesh.
Until one day, Chen Song mocked Fu Runing again. Fu Runing hummed along, thinking, Why hasn’t this guy left yet?
Then, in the blink of an eye, he spat out a mouthful of blood.
Fu Runing: “???”
Chen Song: “!!!”
They stared at each other, and just as Fu Runing thought Chen Song would gloat and mock him for being on death’s door, Chen Song pulled him into his arms.
He held Fu Runing helplessly, so nervous even his fingertips trembled. He looked even more frightened than Fu Runing.
Fu Runing narrowed his eyes. Something’s not right. Why is this guy so worried just because I coughed up blood?
Later, Fu Runing realized that coughing up blood caused no harm to his body. He could eat anything and everything just fine. The symptom only affected Chen Song.
Chen Song mocked him, and Fu Runing coughed up blood.
Chen Song wouldn’t let him leave the palace, and Fu Runing coughed up blood.
Chen Song’s unattainable crush framed him, and Fu Runing coughed up blood like crazy.
In the end, the crush was executed…
And Chen Song became as docile as a little white rabbit in front of him, humbling himself every day to kneel by Fu Runing’s bed and gently coax him into taking his medicine.
A sickly, scheming beauty × a smiling fox with a wicked tongue
The two have a misunderstanding. The love interest has no unattainable crush.
Reading guide:
He transmigrates as a fetus. The protagonist has memories of his past life, but after he is born, his child’s body will gradually affect him, and he will slowly forget those memories, retaining only the plot of the novel.
【The protagonist is just an ordinary child】
His father (mother) really is the big villain. Ordinary moral principles don’t constrain him! He is a feudal tyrant who only favors the protagonist. If you can’t accept that, or feel sorry for the other princes and consorts, don’t read this!
There is a romance, but it won’t start until the protagonist is an adult. The love interest is not his father! The love interest is He Que.
The early part is about raising a child, the middle part sees the child begin to seize power, and in the later part, the child unifies the realm.
The political scheming is rather fanciful. The main focus is a feel-good story about being doted on by everyone. Readers with very high moral standards, please stay away. Neither lead is perfect, because I don’t like writing perfect protagonists.
The romance is full of push and pull. The leads’ relationship is complicated, and neither of them is a good person.
A deceptively innocent, then dark, then darker corgi of a beauty × a sharp-tongued love interest who seems gentle but is actually ruthless
The protagonist will undergo a major personality change. This is a coming-of-age story.
Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations.
Teacher, I'm really looking forward to your update. Can you update 10,000 chapters?