Aren't We Dating?!

Only after Ji Feibai died did he learn that he was the villainous third lead in a mutual-rescue story. The night he was killed in the street, the protagonist gong and uke were confessing their love a hundred meters away. “We're finally together.” “You're the only light in my life.” That wasn't all. He also discovered that the world was one enormous mash-up of novels. His dad was the male lead of an urban power fantasy: a Dragon King with a crooked smirk and a harem of countless women. His older brother was the male lead of a domineering CEO danmei novel: forcing love on others, body-wrenching angst and heartbreak. But that was all right. After being reborn, Ji Feibai decided to stay away from the crazy men. First, he would pick out a model. But something was off Ji Feibai, all ready to go, lies on the bed with a confused look. “Didn't you say you were the top escort?” Ning Mo, who'd entered the business for love, is sweating profusely. “Y-yes!” Ji Feibai: “Then why haven't you started?” “I'm getting in the mood!” Ning Mo, who'd been chosen as a substitute, takes a deep breath and gathers his courage. Then he reaches out with a trembling hand, solemnly takes Ji Feibai's fingers, and kisses them. Ji Feibai starts to enjoy himself. “Keep going.” “Ahhhhh!” Ning Mo, who's been secretly in love with him since his previous life, lets off steam from the top of his head, then bursts out of the hotel suite with a bang and starts running. “We kissed! We kissed! We kissed!” Ji Feibai: “????” So what exactly were you getting in the mood for, when this is the sort of thing that could go straight into a JJ blurb? ** Once things finally settle down a little, Ji Feibai gets bored and plays the violin. Ning Mo's eyes shine with admiration. “Baibai, you're amazing!” Ji Feibai leans down and kisses him. Ning Mo's cheeks flush with excitement. “Baibai, I'm so happy!” Ji Feibai casually gives the puppy a bracelet. Ning Mo's eyes turn red with joy. He rushes over, tears streaming down his face. “Baibai, I love you so much!” Then he pushes Ji Feibai down on the bed (?) A new life is right before their eyes, but then another problem appears. The scumbag and the mistress insist on coming to Ji Feibai. The scumbag says tenderly, “A-Bai, I actually still love you. I'm back.” The mistress sobs dramatically. “Please, Feibai, give him back to me.” Ji Feibai nearly chokes. “...” “No one can take Baibai away from me.” Ning Mo steps forward, holding Ji Feibai tightly around the waist, and laughs smugly. “Baibai is mine from head to toe, inside and out, every day.” “So get lost.” Ji Feibai's cheeks turn bright red. “Shut up!” The pure-hearted elementary-school kid who needs half an hour to work up the nerve to kiss is pretending to be a grown-up! Ning Mo had loved Ji Feibai for years. His love turned to fear, and he never dared make a move. In the end, all he could do was stand in a corner and watch Ji Feibai get together with someone else. He was still standing in that corner when Ji Feibai died in a car accident. He regretted it. Luckily, he returned to seven years earlier. He saw Ji Feibai wrapped in a snowy-white bathrobe, his black hair smooth and glossy, his pale, soft fingers holding a wine glass. The scarlet liquid swayed back and forth, and its glow reached his heart. He heard Ji Feibai say, “I want to hire someone.” Ning Mo was overjoyed. “!!!” What a wonderful opportunity! * Long afterward Ning Mo stammers, “Today is the first anniversary of our relationship!” Ji Feibai: “...Relationship?” Ning Mo: “?” After a long silence, Ji Feibai asks, “Aren't we in a contractual relationship?” Ning Mo is horrified. “Aren't we dating?!!!” Ji Feibai: “No refunds.” Ning Mo declares righteously, “I'm an honorable man.” When it looks like his secret is about to come out, he starts acting cute again. “Wifey QAQ, I'm a virgin! I've given you my body, sob. Don't leave me, or how will I ever show my face again?” Love-struck, sharp-tongued, cold-faced-but-cute beautiful uke who craves affection x crazy, domineering gong who's an innocent romantic devoted only to his wife Reading notes: The uke had a boyfriend in his previous life. In this life, he's sexually inexperienced and has a slight harem-protagonist aura. [Important reading notice. You must read this!] 1. A melodramatic writing exercise with an all-around cast of crazy men. In my own opinion, it's a silly, healing story disguised as melodrama. Not recommended for readers who want to think too hard. 2. The uke is a gorgeous, sickly beauty who craves affection. The gong is a lovesick stalker and pure-love champion. Neither of them is normal when it comes to love. 3. Multiple characters are reborn at the beginning. It's dramatic, with a wealthy family, an elite academy, an alternate world, a mash-up of novels, and an absurdly complicated melodramatic plot. It's the product of the author's worldview being shattered and their attempt to put it back together. 4. There are two secondary couples broken up by the protagonists, and an attempted coercion scene involving a minor character [highlighted]. Please stop reading in time if you can't accept this!!! 5. Written in a barely literate style. Add to your collection if you like it, click the X if you don't. No fighting over pairings. Love and peace. Theme: Love sets you free