Please, I Want a Funny Cultivation Novel, Ideally One That'll Make Me Laugh Myself to Death in Bed 求求了，想要搞笑的修仙文，最好能把我笑死在床上

1. 151 小 Junior Uncle, I Really Don’t Know How to Cultivate 小师叔我真不会修仙啊 Jin Yong金墉Xianxia1.6M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted and Hilarious] [Goofy Male Lead] [Words Become Reality] [Down the Mountain for Experience] [Mystery and Deduction] What is life's greatest tragedy? Being in a world of immortal cultivation but having no spiritual roots, making you a mere mortal through and through. Chen Xiao is exactly that kind of utterly useless waste. Despondent, he couldn't help but cry out to the heavens in despair: "Heavenly Father, I hear you don't have any children. If you don't mind, I'd like to take care 7.2kReads6.4Score644Shelves

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   Top-tier "lying down and doing nothing" style! Mortal cultivation has no future? Chen Xiao declares: I can become an immortal with just a word! He climbs the ranks of the Heavenly Profound Sect's patriarch, effortlessly becoming a junior uncle. While others struggle through life and death, I live a peaceful life. Is this what they call "opening up one's perspective"?

2. 152 开 From the Start, Armed with Iron Walnuts, I Suppress Cultivators with Bricks 开局一对铁核桃，我靠板砖镇修真 Righteous and Upright, Three Jin Heavier正义正直的胖三斤Eastern Fantasy60k WordsOngoing Su Qingyue, the Holy Maiden of Taihua, hates one person more than anyone in this life. To knock that lecher unconscious, she spared no effort, even using an ancient artifact-forging manual to ask the master of the Artifact Peak to craft her an unparalleled weapon of destruction: Cast from meteoric iron, silent and invisible, made to strike the back of the head and knock its target out in one hit. She named it the Bonk Stick. But when she set off down the mountain with the Bonk Stick to settle t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A fantasy romance where the male protagonist, seemingly unassuming, outwits the female lead, who carves his own path through the world. A cold, aloof saintess meets a flamboyant, charismatic male lead—a delightful bickering couple with double the laughs and thrills. The mythical beast, Black Charcoal, makes its appearance.

3. 153 卷 Can't Keep Grinding? Go Crazy and Give Up! 卷不动了就发癫摆烂吧！ Playing at Life玩生Ancient Romance310k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Comedy + Reborn + Strong Female Lead + Everyone's Darling + Unhinged] Yu Yin worked herself to death in the cultivation world. When she opened her eyes again, she had become Jiang Wumian, a once-in-a-century genius. Feeling the talent-packed body she'd been given, Yu Yin understood: she'd died in her previous life because she worked too hard. In this life, she just wanted to lie flat. Secret manuals? Perfect for propping up a table leg! Cultivation? Better to sleep. Until the Demon 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This is super lighthearted and funny.

4. 154 全 The Entire Cultivation World Thinks I'm Heaven's Illegitimate Child 全修仙界都以为我是天道私生子 No Spice in My Takeout外卖不吃辣Eastern Fantasy153k WordsOngoing When danger strikes on the back mountain, he says, “This rock needs to roll,” and a landslide clears the area with pinpoint accuracy. During a market dispute, he grumbles, “That guy really deserves to lose his fortune,” and the other man immediately discovers a hole in his storage pouch, spilling every spirit stone. While cultivating spirit herbs, he sighs, “Hurry up and grow,” and the herb garden instantly bursts with spiritual light as a whole crop of century-old herbs ripens at once. Word spr 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Humorous cultivation novels

5. 155 修 Cultivation Begins with Giving Away All My Wealth 修真从散尽家财开始 Sixty-Five Percent六成五Eastern Fantasy41k WordsOngoing During the Jiajing era, demons and monsters ran rampant, and Chen Fengshui was a con artist. Driven into a ruined temple by a green ox demon, he saw the statue come to life. “Want to survive? Give away everything you own.” He spent all his money and stripped naked, earning himself the move “Wind, Rain, Thunder, and Lightning Annihilation.” He enjoyed it for two seconds before being turned back into his original form. His adopted son was even refined into a golden pill and swallowed. From then on —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   His master is a swindler, his father-in-law is a loan shark, and even sparrows call him a "crotch-claw." Chen Fengshui, equipped with the poorest cultivation system in history, borrows money to fight demons, charging a monthly interest rate of 3%. A conman is forced to cultivate immortality, accumulating more and more debt, laughing himself to death.

6. 156 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 719Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Eight+ bookshelves, a book review, and a happy day. Purely original, lots of fun. Singing to the moon, what is life? The road is long and arduous, my heart is perplexed, I ask the heavens, the heavens are silent, my heart is filled with sorrow. High mountains and treacherous roads, blood stains my robes, deep seas and turbulent waves, I am displaced, but my heart's pursuit of the Way remains undeterred by wind and rain. Beautiful landscapes, I discard them like worn-out shoes, beautiful women, I avoid them like the plague, but my heart's pursuit of the Way remains steadfast. My parents are old and gray, I am powerless to fulfill my filial duties, separated from my wife and children, I cannot enjoy family life, but my heart's pursuit of the Way remains unchanged even in death. I raise my sword to question the heavens! Where does a thousand years of cultivation ultimately lead? Fate is impermanent, where can the soul return? Let us raise a cup and drink a pot of wine, my heart still points to the heavens!

7. 157 苟 The Fun-Loving Survivor: Every Team Member Is an Attention Seeker 苟道乐子人：队员全是显眼包 Tianyuanzi天远子Eastern Fantasy227k WordsCompleted [Anti-trope survival tactics + silly mind games + a cast of jokers] Reborn in the cultivation world as a penniless pauper, with creditors at the door and half a flatbread to last three days. While others cultivate by charging in headfirst, Gouqie survives through careful planning, even drawing escape-route maps and precisely calculating the “probability of being bitten by a dog.” Teammate Jiang Yao, a pure-yang calamity: “Why does everything belonging to whoever I get close to explode?!” Su Ta 3Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 158 修 Why Has This Shameless Creep Turned Up in the Cultivation World? 修仙界怎么来了你这缺德玩意？ Little Chicken, I Eat, Eat, Eat小鸡我吃吃吃Eastern Fantasy122k WordsOngoing [Goofy] [Lighthearted] [Self-Sabotage] [Pranks] [Absurd] [A fun, goofy cultivation story. Relax and enjoy the ride!] The good news: Li Jin transmigrated to a world of cultivation. The bad news: he got bound to a System that makes him stronger whenever he does something wicked. Li Jin: System, you're slandering my good name! When have I ever done anything wicked? System: Host, I already recorded that nasty thing you just did. ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ ‧̣̥̇) Sect Elder: Who on earth let this menace into our 52Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I'd like to recommend a uniquely styled cultivation novel. The opening scene, where the protagonist punishes an arrogant rich kid, completely captivated me. A young master who bullies ordinary people because of his family background gets a severe beating from the male lead, even his vicious dog turns against him. The male lead never seeks trouble, but anyone who comes looking for trouble will be dealt with using his system tasks. There aren't many fight scenes, but the novel is packed with witty battles and comedic moments, keeping you entertained from start to finish.

9. 159 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy469k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 460Reads—Score102Shelves

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   This perfectly meets your requirements! It's a hilarious cultivation and food-themed novel, with everyone being a bit of a goofball. Although the author only earns a few cents a day, he promises to update until completion, exceeding a million words, and he's a responsible writer. The author updates daily and reads his own work from beginning to end, correcting any mistakes. Have you ever seen a cultivator using Doraemon's bamboo copter? This book has it! Have you ever seen a cultivator playing a dance machine? This book has it! Everyone's a bit of a goofball, everyone's hilarious. The author gets more and more unrestrained as it progresses, so read with confidence. Especially chapters 78, 87, and 88—the author laughed for two hours while writing them before he could stop himself from continuing. Imagine, even the author himself was amused! This book is sure to be hilarious and cure all your unhappiness 😄 [Add one to your bookshelf]

10. 160 我 My Playlist Is a Little Over My Head 我的歌单有些超纲 A Purple Onion一颗紫洋葱Urban563k WordsCompleted An accidental listening session by astronomy enthusiast Lin Xiang became a turning point in the entire history of music on Blue Star. He didn’t pick up a greeting from an alien civilization. Instead, he intercepted a treasure trove of music pouring in from a parallel universe: epic masterpieces no one had ever heard, pop classics that should have taken the world by storm, and lost melodies hailed as legendary in another parallel timeline... From then on, the hit charts changed to his rhythm, and —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Look, look

11. 161 东 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 136Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Comedy about cultivation, a cultivation style with a strong Northeastern flavor

12. 162 边 The Fearless Frontier Soldier: From Death Row Camp to Marquis Champion 边军悍卒：从死囚营到冠军侯 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Historical1.6M WordsOngoing Lu Chen was once a low-ranking soldier in a borderland death-row camp, someone who would not live to see tomorrow. He is forced into the tangled conflict between the Hexi frontier army, the grassland tribes, and the imperial court. With no illustrious background and no powerful patron to protect him, all he can do is climb up from the mud with a blade, sheer grit, and one military achievement after another. Snow and wind batter the border city, royal banners whip in the gale, and old debts and n 41Reads—Score101Shelves
13. 163 杂 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy456k WordsCompleted Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 128Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 164 模 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Sci-Fi & Apocalypse299k WordsCompleted Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 12Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 165 抹 After Slitting the Villain's Throat, I Became Everyone's Moonlight 抹了反派脖子后，我成白月光了 Nan Xi Zi南肸子Fantastical Romance253k WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast | Healing | Devoted couple | Happy ending] Yu Li is a martial arts champion who accidentally transmigrates to the world of cultivation. System: The Host can only return to their original world once the villain quest reaches 100%. Yu Li: Got it. Speedrun, right? The next second, Yu Li swings her blade and slices Yu Chen’s throat! System: I meant that you should win him over! With love! Make him change! Yu Li: (flutters her eyelashes) Yu Chen: Why does my neck feel kind of cold? Yu 362Reads—Score105Shelves

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    The female protagonist misunderstood the system's mission and immediately killed the target at the start, causing the system to crash on the spot. The crazy demon lord, who was now in control, was both afraid and hateful. Who would have thought that this man, who was full of revenge, would later regard the female protagonist as his only white moonlight?

16. 166 牛 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 Slightly Tipsy in the Long Night长夜微醺Xianxia274k WordsOngoing [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score103Shelves

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    I highly recommend it to everyone.

17. 167 让 I Asked You to Flirt for Me, Not Make the Saintess Cry! 让你代撩，没让你把圣女弄哭啊！ Ha47llo哈47喽Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Cultivation-world PUA] [Acting skills] [Lighthearted comedy] [Love rivalry] Lin Feng is an ordinary man with a “depleted spiritual root,” armed with a [Disguise Ring] that can do nothing but make him look perfectly convincing. His only line of work is seducing people on behalf of others. And so, the entire cultivation world goes completely off the rails. 4kReads6.4Score313Shelves

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    When Lin Feng accepted the commission to flirt with the Holy Maiden, he thought it was a high-difficulty job. He used his disguise ring to walk around the Holy Maiden, and every word he said hit the sweet spot. However, he did not expect that the Holy Maiden, who seemed aloof, was extremely perceptive. She noticed his deliberate words and actions after a few attempts, but she did not point it out. Instead, she followed his routine and watched him finish his flirting act.

18. 168 这 I'm Done With This Ridiculous Plot 这狗血剧情我不接了 Little Pig Fell in the Water小猪落水啦Fantastical Romance299k WordsOngoing [Unhinged antics] [Trash System] [Wicked Villainess] [Partial Death Regression] [Unorthodox Cultivation] [A Hint of Ensemble Cast] Song Yining was an overworked office drone earning 3,000 yuan a month. After work, she loved scrolling through Red Fruit short videos. Just before dying from an all-nighter, she watched a thirty-second ad to revive the villainess in one of those videos. When she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated into the short-video villainess herself? I want to go home! 32Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is hilarious!

19. 169 我 I'm a Proper Evil Cultivator: Strict with Others, Easy on Myself 我正经邪修，严以律人，宽以待己 Little Demon Blade小妖刀Eastern Fantasy124k WordsOngoing [Comedy] + [Ensemble Cast] + [Cultivation] + [No Female Lead] Wang Lan is struck by a tribulation lightning bolt cast by an immortal and sent crashing into the Cultivation world. He thinks the immortal has had a change of heart and sworn brotherhood with him so he can look after him. But after they become sworn brothers, he overhears his newly adopted immortal big brother haggling with someone else. Immortal: “What? Ten spirit stones?” Immortal: “This kid is my dearest friend, my flesh and bloo 20Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It can be fun, with interesting plots and conflicts to create humor.

20. 170 帮 I Sometimes Help the Host, but I’m Number One at Sabotaging Them 帮宿主偶尔行，坑宿主第一名 Gua the Little Frog呱小蛙Ancient Romance217k WordsOngoing [Tomorrow will definitely be sunny], the System declared with absolute confidence. Then she and a radish spirit watched sunshowers in a cave. [This herb is absolutely a peerless spirit medicine], the System enthusiastically recommended. After she chewed it, she tap-danced for the rest of the afternoon. A typical day dealing with the useless System: The System supervises her studies, and she accidentally becomes a renowned doctor. She takes shelter from the rain in a cave and happens to pick up a 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Who can resist the combination of a "difficult system + a driven-to-mad divine doctor host + a charming, seductive male lead"? This ancient romance novel with a system theme perfectly blends lighthearted humor with ambiguous, suspenseful relationships. After finishing it, all I can say is: this overwhelming joy is finally mine! While other systems are the host's cheat codes, this one's system is a "human-shaped (coal-shaped) digger": It confidently declares "tomorrow will be sunny," only for the protagonist and a radish spirit to end up watching a sun shower in a cave; it passionately promotes a "peerless elixir," only for the protagonist to finish it and then spend the entire afternoon tap-dancing. But this lousy system somehow manages to transform the protagonist, who just wanted to slack off, into a divine doctor—forced to study, forced to collect ginseng spirits, forced to solve problems—the absurd yet plausible plot makes every chapter laugh. The male lead, Cui Linfeng, is a "fishing beauty"—a pure and innocent character evolved into an incredibly adorable character. His contrast is simply divine: initially, he's a pitiful, innocent girl whose heart races and who flees at the mere thought of his pulse by the female lead; later, he awakens his "love skills," instantly transforming into a straightforward, hooking type: wiping crumbs from her lips, demanding she "only think of me for an hour," and even emptying his wardrobe to attend a banquet while stubbornly refusing to go. This evolution from "pure innocence to a master of seduction," coupled with the female lead's carefree attitude of "I just want to heal the sick, who cares about the system's intelligence," creates a tantalizing tension, making their ambiguous interactions incredibly sweet. It lacks complex palace intrigues and dramatic plots; it simply blends the hilarious daily life of the "system's tricks" with the sweet, mutual romance. The pacing is light and effortless, and the main characters are all masters of witty banter, their sharp wit hitting the funny bone. If you're looking for a sweet novel that "doesn't require much brainpower, just pure laughter," this is the one for you! With its dense humor and excessive sweetness, the "double antics" of the system and the male lead will have you laughing so hard you'll be pounding your bed.

21. 171 我 I Became the Fifth “Romance Target” in the Cultivation World 我穿成了修仙界第五个“攻略目标” Eating Potato Pancakes吃土豆饼子9k WordsCompleted I Was Reincarnated as the Fifth "Romance Target" in the Cultivation World 125Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Bookmark this][Bookmark this] This hilarious short fantasy novel is a gem! It's incredibly enjoyable, with excellent immersion and a fantastic plot. 🌈 The pacing is fast, there are no bad parts, and the foreshadowing and plot twists are constant. I highly recommend this book!

22. 172 修 There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟 Lucky Chubby Big Brother好运胖哥哥Eastern Fantasy903k WordsCompleted (Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon- 672Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious and exhilarating novel about cultivating immortality, taming beasts, and controlling ghosts.

23. 173 亲 I Kissed the Demon Dog’s Toes and Became a Cultivation World Troublemaker 亲吻魔犬脚趾，我成了修仙乐子人 A Squirrel Eating Pinecones一只松鼠吃松果Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [System shenanigans + absurd comedy + light power fantasy + no farming] Other cultivators slay demons and vanquish monsters, reaching for the heavens, but my very first cultivation quest is to kiss a demonic hound’s toe?! After awakening the Taiji Fun-Seeker System, the more ridiculous the quest, the more outrageous the reward! Fairy dresses, lace gloves, bizarre abilities... As long as I keep the antics coming, my cultivation skyrockets! No protagonist torture, no frustration, no melodrama, jus 1.2kReads9.4Score110Shelves

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    While others cultivate immortality, slaying demons and monsters to reach the pinnacle of the heavens, my first task in cultivating immortality is—kissing a demonic dog's toes?! Awakening the Tai Chi Fun System, the more bizarre the task, the more outrageous the reward! Fairy dresses, lace gloves, bizarre supernatural powers… as long as you're outrageous enough, your cultivation will skyrocket! No tormenting the protagonist, no frustration, no melodrama—it's all hilarious twists and turns, a joyful journey of cultivation! While others compete for cultivation levels, I compete to see who can stir up more trouble! [Top Post][Top Post]

24. 174 魔 The Demon Lord Pretends to Be Crazy Just to Trick Me into His Bedchamber 魔尊他装疯卖傻，只为骗我入洞房 This Dowager Empress Has Plenty of Tears哀家眼泪很多Eastern Fantasy255k WordsOngoing The Nine Heavens Continent is shared by the immortal and demon realms. After the immortal-demon war ten thousand years ago, the demons were sealed in the Nether Abyss, and the hundred immortal sects took control of the mortal world. But now the seal is weakening, demonic energy is leaking out, and the world is in chaos. Male Lead: Mo Xuanqing (Mo Xuanqing / Madman Mo) • True identity: Supreme ruler of the demon realm and the mastermind behind the immortal-demon war ten thousand years ago • Disgu —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Oh dear! Oh dear!

25. 175 杂 Cultivating as a Servant Disciple! 杂役修仙！ 7c Bao Pilong7c宝批龙Eastern Fantasy279k WordsOngoing No one knew that Chen Hao, who became a vegetable after a car accident, had spent twenty years asleep in the middle of an astonishing adventure spanning two worlds. There was no passage of time in his dreams. He transmigrated to the world of immortal cultivation and became a servant under Liu Ruyan, enduring scorn at every turn. But thanks to an incredible stroke of fortune, he quietly rose above the pressure of countless powerful figures, conquered the path to immortality, ascended to the peak 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The new book is alright, but the author is updating a bit slowly, only 3 chapters a day. [Staring emoji]

26. 176 仙 Life as an Errand Runner in the Immortal Realm 仙界杂役的生活 The World Within肚里乾坤Eastern Fantasy9.3M WordsOngoing I was a menial worker at a tiny immortal sect. My aptitude was so poor that I had no spiritual energy, and no sect would take me in. My father had to trade five oxen just to get me this job. One of the elders had once shared drinks and boastful stories with him. That was how my life as a menial worker began. Every day, I did nothing but serve tea, pour water, sweep floors, chop wood, and cook. I thought that was all my life would amount to: work here for a few years, then go home, marry a wife, 2.7kReads7.4Score373Shelves

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    You can take a look at this.

27. 177 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.3kReads—Score223Shelves

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    A seasoned veteran of the martial arts world transmigrates to the world of cultivation. Through his wife's connections, he enters a celestial sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, holy maidens, grand elders, sect leaders… Purely refreshing, invincible, not brainless, with explosive martial arts skills and undeniably sharp intelligence, cunning, seemingly a good person but harboring a belly full of evil. He uses his connections to intimidate, manipulate others with virtue, and employs clever tactics to overcome brute force. He speaks eloquently and is unmatched in verbal sparring. From a son-in-law of a celestial sect, he ultimately becomes a grandmaster. 🤔

28. 178 我 I Helped My Twin Brother Become a Sword Immortal 我助孪生兄弟成剑仙 Summer Soaring to the Clouds夏日凌云Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing A wisp of green smoke links yin and yang, as paper-crafted mysteries drift into dreams. Brothers separated by worlds meet again, and from then on, two realms share one fate. [Boy’s manga-style energy] [Early on, he doesn’t treat himself like a person; later, he doesn’t treat his opponents like people] [Lighthearted, funny daily life, with blazing, blood-pumping battles] What if burning a paper phone let you contact your twin brother, who vanished at sea? Xie Zhengze tried it. Not only did he rea 80Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    Lighthearted and funny, yet incredibly exciting and action-packed.

29. 179 合 A Vice Raid at the Hehuan Sect? I Flew Off on My Sword with the Escorts 合欢宗扫黄？我御剑带技师跑路 Weird-Tasting Bullfrog怪味牛蛙Urban333k WordsOngoing The world has mutated, and all of humanity has put on an immortal-cultivation filter! Taking the bus is now “riding a mechanical spirit beast,” buying a lottery ticket is “competing for a Heavenly Dao token,” and taking the civil service exam is a “spiritual aptitude assessment.” More absurdly, foot-bath shops call themselves the “Hehuan Sect,” and anyone caught by the Enforcement Hall gets locked up at the Reflection Cliff, aka the detention center! Recently dumped Lin An watched these delusion 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just discovered a new book! It's lighthearted and funny, with a tight plot, not mindless, and full of jokes without being offensive. Everyone's a fake cultivator except the male protagonist, who's genuinely cultivating. It uses cultivation jargon to explain modern society. A fantastic new book, highly recommended! Lighthearted and hilarious!

30. 180 修 The Good-for-Nothing Student at the Cultivation Academy 修仙学院废柴生 Xiao Xiao's Kind肖晓之辈Urban501k WordsOngoing [Ordinary-person protagonist | Campus and city life | Cultivation | Comedy | Snarky banter | Supernatural] How did a good-for-nothing student at a cultivation academy end up becoming the leader of a demonic cult? It’s not like I wanted the job. You’re the ones who insisted I take it. Wait, why is our cult a funeral company? Fine, I suppose it’s a good fit for my expertise. Now that cultivation is no longer the lofty pursuit it once was, cultivators live undercover in the bustling city, no differ —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Shamelessly promoting my new book. Day 5 of "Saving Myself" (a self-proclaimed author's name) new book. New book seeking attention! A slice-of-life story in a cultivation academy, lighthearted and humorous, a mortal's journey. Slow pacing. Thanks for your attention!

31. 181 穿 I Reincarnated as the Evil Woman of the Hehuan Sect, and the Male Leads Beg Me to Spoil Them 穿成合欢宗恶女，男配倒贴求我宠 Su Su the Cactus仙人掌苏苏Fantastical Romance454k WordsOngoing [Goofy comedy, romance, and a heroine who has no interest in the male supporting characters!] Leng Ningshuang transmigrates into the body of a vicious female side character who shares her name, after complaining about a novel she stayed up all night reading. The only way home is to complete the System's missions. What? She has to win over the male supporting characters herself? Leng Ningshuang: This humble concubine can't do that! But later, she takes charge, topples the heroine's harem, and win 273Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You could try this villainous woman character who despises several male supporting characters to death.

32. 182 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy577k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5.2kReads8.2Score441Shelves

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    Just as the crowd began to mock him, Zhang Yi'ang calmly reached into his pocket, casually placed a plump, soft little worm on the arena floor. The entire audience gasped in shock! "What... What is this? A silkworm pupa?" Li Xuan was equally bewildered, squinting as he examined it closely, utterly dumbfounded: This guy really used a silkworm pupa to fight my Dark Abyss Python? Just then, a disciple below the stage screamed: "It's a maggot! Those are white maggots from the latrine!" 😎😎😎😎

33. 183 五 Five Thunderbolts, True Heart Art 五雷正心诀 Dao Dao Zai刀刀哉Urban388k WordsCompleted This work is entirely fictional. It features everyday urban cultivation, twin senior sisters who are both masters, daily couple life, distinctive tribulations of lightning, and a disciple-recruiting System. I'll do my best to tell every story well! 40Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It has humor, provided you can understand it, and it also has moments of enjoyment! Of course, if you prefer mindless entertainment, then skip it!

34. 184 风 The Wind Rises Among the Clouds 风从云间起 Ten Thousand Years万岁岁Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted #CultivationNovel #RebornWebNovel #Multi-HeroinesCultivation #MustReadForReadersInASlump #High-RatedWebNovel #XianxiaRecommendations #ComebackPowerTrip Reborn cultivation | Rise against the odds across the heavens | A cast of stunning heroines | Mutual salvation | Hero protects beauties | Classic xianxia | Pure power fantasy with no tired formulas Highly recommended reborn xianxia | An exhilarating read! In his past life, the solitary immortal had no attachments. In this life, he devotes everyt 1.2kReads8.2Score106Shelves

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    The road ahead is long and arduous, the path to immortality lonely and desolate. When the heavenly order seeks to determine my life and death, and to bind my body with countless reincarnations, then I will shatter reincarnation and overturn the heavenly order!

35. 185 全 In a World of Martial Arts, the Cute Girl Turns into a Man! 全球高武，可爱萌妹变成男人了！ Ten Thousand Years万岁岁Urban193k WordsOngoing Su Xiaogu is an ordinary student at Jiangcheng University. She is lucky enough to share a dorm room with her childhood friend, Jiang Hanyu, the eldest daughter of the Jiang family. She secretly has a crush on her classmate, the campus heartthrob Mu Xingchen. With the spirit-power awakening and class assignments coming up, she doesn't want to have any regrets about her youth, so she gathers her courage and confesses. Though he turns her down gently, she accepts it with grace. At the highly antici 662Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Regrets are deep in the bones and obsessions are lingering. Once the cycle of reincarnation is restarted, he will return to the time when he was a young man before he attained enlightenment. In this life, he no longer clings to the ruthless path, no longer acts alone, he only wants to make up for all the debts he owed in his previous life, and protect the beautiful women who are passionately devoted to him.

36. 186 老 The Ancestress Returns to Save the Cultivation Sect 老祖宗她回来拯救修真派了 Xuan Xuan Liu Ma玄萱流马Ancient Romance107k WordsOngoing [No CP + cultivation + fortune-telling] By the twentieth century, the cultivation sects had fallen into decline, and the Age of the Dharma's End had begun. First things first: this is a laugh-out-loud, wildly absurd story, and it also features ghosts and monsters. … The two long-suffering sects, the cultivation sect and the Tianzhu sect, had both been reduced to mere religious beliefs. But the old ancestor beneath the earth had finally had enough. She was going to lead the cultivation sect back 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In this degenerate age, cultivation sects have practically become religious beliefs. The ancestor crawled out of the ground, declaring, "I'll save this lousy sect!" But when he looked up, dozens of silly-looking great-granddaughters were lined up. The ancestor immediately fell into deep thought: "Who am I? Where am I? What am I supposed to save?" No romance, hilarious abstraction, and supernatural elements—a cultivation revival plan that will have you laughing until you're crowing! Who can resist this?!

37. 187 栖 The Rosy Cloud Sect's Guide to Surviving Debt 栖霞宗欠债求生指南 September White Blossom九月花白Eastern Fantasy218k WordsCompleted The moment he opens his eyes, Xiao Yu goes from the hell of writing a thesis to a world of cultivation. He starts out riding on an ox cart, working as a dishwasher, while his sect is so poor it's nearly bankrupt! Qixia Sect is a cultivation sect with a rather unusual style: the senior brother is a bookkeeper, the second senior sister chases people for their water bills, the fifth senior sister blows up the kitchen every day, and the fourth senior sister? She moonlights with the Embroidered Unifo 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Here it comes, check out this one 🤤😂 A cultivation sect is so poor it's bankrupt, relying entirely on its disciples to raise money to survive. A thesis hell → a cultivation world, where working-class Xiao Yu starts in hell: 💥 The sect's settings are outrageously bizarre—the eldest brother is a part-time accountant, the second sister is a professional water bill collector, the fifth sister blows up the kitchen every day with a "fireworks show," and the fourth sister is even more amazing, working as a member of the Imperial Guard investigating murder cases for extra income… 🌚 Xiao Yu's identity: dishwasher! Poor aptitude, terrible talent? No problem, first save the sect's inn from bankruptcy! The accounts are in deficit, the eldest sister delivers a "bowl-judging spell," and the kitchen is belching smoke… From the kitchen-blowing hellscape to the Imperial Guard investigation, the Qixia Sect's daily struggle for survival amidst debt is both crazy and exhilarating, with suspenseful undercurrents hidden within the humor. Following the updates is like opening a blind box—you simply can't stop! If you enjoy unconventional cultivation novels and humorous money-making stories within sects, hurry up and check this out! See how a poor sect defies fate and how Xiao Yu, a dishwasher, rises to power! ✨ #CultivationNovel #UnconventionalSects #HumorousMoneyMakingNovels

38. 188 寻 The Legend of Qin: Trails of the Dream Immortal 寻秦记之云梦仙踪 Gray Cat, Gray Cat灰猫灰猫Xianxia2.3M WordsOngoing Transmigrated into the Warring States era, only to become an ingredient for immortal cultivation? Why keep this Heavenly Dao around until the New Year? Watching the "immortal seed" squirm in his dantian, Xu Shenwu finally understood that ascension was all a lie. The spiritual energy ordinary people painstakingly cultivated for a thousand years was nothing but fertilizer for the great medicine grown for the immortals of the Upper Realm! The year he transmigrated to Yunmeng Mountain, he spent a wh 7.9kReads9.5Score705Shelves

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    Hilarious! It's about someone going to the Warring States period to cultivate immortality. It's a story with a rich imagination, combining history, legends, and mythology. The adventure is exciting and thrilling, written in an exaggerated and nonsensical style, but it's somewhat entertaining. It's slow-paced; read it if you like, scroll away if you don't!

39. 189 凡 The Mortal's Immortal Gourd 凡人仙葫 Ximen Woxue西门卧雪Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsOngoing Er Gouzi is an honest, hardworking farmer. His greatest dream is to save up enough to buy a few acres, become a small landowner, and marry a buxom, strong-legged wife. Then his life would be perfect. But after an accident leaves him with a gourd and an old swindler talks him into it, he blunders into the path of immortality and gets dragged into conflict. Even so, he never forgets his original goal: he just wants to farm... 228.4kReads9.0Score15.9kShelves
40. 190 凡EN Mortal Bones, Immortal Destiny 凡骨 Master of One Update壹更大师Eastern Fantasy8.3M WordsCompleted (The print edition is now available to buy online) The world's spiritual bones are divided into four grades. First grade: Heavenly Spiritual Bones. Second grade: Golden Spiritual Bones. Third grade: Mystic Spiritual Bones. Fourth grade: White Spiritual Bones. All the rest are ordinary bones, unfit for cultivation. Xu Taiping is an ordinary man with ordinary bones, yet he swears to prove to the cultivation world that ordinary bones can slay demons, ordinary bones can vanquish evil, and ordinary b 566.7kReads9.3Score73.5kShelves
41. 191 开 From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Eastern Fantasy457k WordsCompleted Lighthearted, hilarious urban fantasy with a wild imagination From hidden secrets beneath a bustling metropolis to a fantastical journey through a bizarre and wondrous world. He keeps a hunting dog on his left and a hawk on his right. When it's time to act, he acts; when it's time to back down, he backs down. He's a dashing charmer, quick-witted and funny, with a real rascal's streak. They met in a psychiatric hospital. It was fate, and she went from a rebellious girl to a beloved daughter of h 403Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious, funny, new book, 9.9 potential, no system, awesome!

42. 192 开 A Poop Scoop from the Start, Cultivation Depends on Stirring Things Up 开局一把粪勺，修仙全靠搅 Hot Pot Add-In, Gongcai火锅下贡菜Fantastical Romance145k WordsOngoing [Hilarious Cultivation] [Tsundere Artifact Spirit] [Junior Sister Carries the Sect to Victory] [Ensemble Cast with No Romance] Tian Manman, an agricultural science graduate who returned to her hometown to lease farmland, transmigrates to the cultivation world. She was older than most and had a three-element spiritual root, so every sect rejected her in turn. In the end, only the dirt-poor Bailian Sect was willing to take her in. After finally reaching Foundation Establishment, she watched other —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The story features a female protagonist without a romantic partner, a proud and arrogant character who uses magical artifacts and manages a sect. The daily life is hilarious and somewhat exciting.

43. 193 星 The Stars Fall, Yet the Sword Endures 星辰落尽剑未央 Fish Who Loves Eggplant Casserole爱吃茄子煲的鱼Ancient Romance988k WordsCompleted Feng Luoluo's ideal life: work as a menial disciple in the Spirit Chef Sect, eat to her heart's content, pet dogs, raise Fuguang, and take out a few enemies along the way! Who knew her inner thoughts would be exposed, drawing the attention of that lofty Sword Lord Lingjue! She calls him “born so beautiful he can't help but show off,” and he frowns and takes her as his personal disciple; She calls someone “sharp beaked, thick-skinned, and empty-headed,” and he makes her study the righteous path 1.6kReads8.5Score189Shelves

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    This is a great book that's been overrated! The writing is superb, and the female lead has a strong personality. It's full of youthful energy and will definitely leave you feeling refreshed! A fantastic couple, Feng Luoluo and her junior uncle!!! Lighthearted, funny, and with positive values!!

44. 194 天 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 Mu Xiao Sansheng沐潇三生Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 981.4kReads9.4Score102.3kShelves

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    It's pretty good. The protagonist is quite naive, going to the Warring States period to find someone, and eventually obtaining a wordless heavenly book. It's a blend of cultivation, history, and fantasy, written in a rather exaggerated style, with humorous character names. The protagonist has incredible luck, constantly finding bargains. The people around him are all skilled storytellers, clapperboard players, eloquent speakers, and even possess incredible physical abilities. There's also a devoted old Mohist, and a snake-woman beauty calling him "brother"—it's hilarious! The chapters after 200 are especially exciting.

45. 195 道 The Taoist Came Down the Mountain to Give His Heart Away, Then Got Scammed Out of 98,000 Yuan in an Online Romance 道士下山把心搭，网恋被骗九万八 Wu Yishu伍一书Urban423k WordsOngoing (Fast-paced, light comedy, no horror, packed with laughs from start to finish, no memes) On his first day down the mountain, he got swindled out of 98,000 yuan by his online girlfriend. On the second, his landlord kicked him out. On the third, he was drugged on a blind date. His name is Nan Feng, a trainee in the Daoist sect. To earn enough merit to return to the mountain and receive his ordination certificate, he gritted his teeth and started taking jobs in the city to exorcise spirits and perf 905Reads7.2Score128Shelves

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    There's a really funny Taoist priest here, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt 😂

46. 196 灵 The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩Mystery621k WordsOngoing The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri 46Reads—Score—Shelves

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47. 197 坊 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩17k WordsCompleted The Three Scoundrels of the Market 5Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 198 禁 Fortune-Telling Is Forbidden! 禁止算命！ Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩22k WordsCompleted Fortune-telling is prohibited! 11Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 199 五 Five-Element Root Good-for-Nothing: From the Start, I Make the Sect's Heavenly Spirit Root Regret Everything 五灵根老六：开局坑哭宗门天灵根 li Li Gongzili李公子Eastern Fantasy159k WordsOngoing [Mortal Cultivator Style] [No System] [Hilarious Cultivation] [Cheeky and Adorable Old Fox] [Multiple Heroines] [Satisfying Novel That Defies the Usual Tropes] Li Bie Lang accidentally transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes a disciple of Qingyun Sect with five spiritual roots. The sect leader refuses to take him in, and the peak masters all reject him, calling him a five-root good-for-nothing with no qualifications! But in his previous life, he watched so many short cultivation dra 2.4kReads—Score138Shelves

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    A humorous cultivation story, a silly and lighthearted tale, free of frustration or oppression, full of memes and references.

50. 200 修 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Late Summer 26夏末贰陆Eastern Fantasy261k WordsCompleted Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The book is packed with jokes, and even the immortal master can't stop reading once he's completely hooked.

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