Please, I Want a Funny Cultivation Novel, Ideally One That'll Make Me Laugh Myself to Death in Bed 求求了，想要搞笑的修仙文，最好能把我笑死在床上

1. 201 重 Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！ Tattered Immortal破烂仙人Ancient Romance3.2M WordsOngoing After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t 9.8kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves

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   A story that doesn't require brainpower

2. 202 大 Great Song Lotus Guard: A Transmigration That Begins with an Assassin 大宋芙蓉卫：穿越从刺客开始 Xiao Wu's Coffee小伍的咖啡Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing [Detective Mystery] [Historical Romance] [Transmigration] [Strong Female Lead] [Wuxia] [Medicine] In 2046, Jiang Man, an elite agent from the GA Bureau, leaps into the flames of war in the second year of Jianyan under the Southern Song, hoping to find her lost love. This is her second transmigration. Unexpectedly, an accident occurs on her very first day. She possesses Zilian, an assassin of the Furong Guards, who is gravely wounded and unconscious, and the fusion of their consciousness is viole 580Reads9.3Score108Shelves
3. 203 我 My Grandmaster Is Zhuge Liang 我的祖师爷是诸葛亮 Zhijin Di脂金地Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Fantasy premise] [Urban supernatural powers] [Two Worlds] [Wits and strategy] [Three Kingdoms mysteries] Life is a play, and everything depends on your acting. Surrounded by enemies, fish in troubled waters. Make enemies believe they’re your friends, and make yourself seem like their enemy. Zeng Ming is plagued by a hidden ailment and has little time left to live. By sheer luck, he meets a benefactor and learns a life-saving spell passed down from Zhuge Liang. The trouble is, this spell comes w 2.2kReads9.5Score269Shelves
4. 204 无 No Spiritual Roots? I’ll Hunt Down the Heavenly Dao with My Mortal Body 无灵根？我以凡躯猎杀天道 Qi Qiao Linglong柒巧玲珑Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing On the day of the tournament, my cousin sighs that I have no spirit root. My fiancée demands to break off our engagement. My whole clan sees me as a burden, and the Heavenly Dao declares me a cripple. But no one knows that the [Myriad Daos Return to the Void System] I awakened tells me: Spirit roots are shackles imposed by the Heavenly Dao. Having no spirit root is what makes a person whole! From then on, I forge an original Great Dao that requires no spirit root. My cousin is a genius? I'll gra 8.4kReads9.3Score775Shelves
5. 205 金 A Journey Through the Martial World in Golden Winds and Jade Dew 金风玉露江湖行 Ink on the Right Hand右手点墨Male-Channel Fanfiction743k WordsOngoing Chen Hao comes from a world utterly different from this one. There, cultivators soar through the skies and burrow through the earth, spells can destroy heaven and earth, and sects have endured for millennia. As the son of the Hehuan Sect’s leader, he was meant to inherit the sect and roam the world in freedom. Until that blood-red night. His sect was destroyed, his father blew himself up, and every fellow disciple was killed. He fought desperately to protect his senior sister, only to end up wit 7.5kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
6. 206 无 Endlessly Reborn to Kill the Male Lead 无限重生只为杀男主 Mosquito Who Loves Tearjerker Dramas爱看虐剧的蚊砸Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Duan Wuer is trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth. Her greatest goal in life this time around: kill Qi Yi and clock out for good! Who could have guessed her assassination attempts would be so absurd, each one turning into a spectacular fiasco? She once became a buzzing mosquito, only for him to slap her dead. She once became a stray black dog, and he took her to be neutered. The most ridiculous time, she choked to death on a steamed bun while watching a play! Every assassination attempt fail 537Reads9.4Score102Shelves
7. 207 穿 After I Transmigrated, I Gave Up, but My Target Started Pursuing Me Instead 穿越后摆烂我被攻略对象反攻略了 Jiang Li Jiang Li江黎姜离Two Male Leads1.4M WordsOngoing Dual male leads, everyone's favorite, cultivation, System, angst first and sweetness later, reincarnation, amnesia, twists. I transmigrated into a hidden extra, and not just any extra, but a crucial one! The original story never even mentioned me! The calamity that will destroy the world is fast approaching, yet the System's missions are utterly baffling. Am I supposed to form a friendship bond with the child of destiny? Or win over the world-ending villain? And there's more than one child of de 423Reads9.4Score110Shelves
8. 208 重 Reborn: The Phoenix’s Mistake 重生之凤凰错 Dimpled Smile梨涡浅浅漾Ancient Romance679k WordsOngoing Dual rebirth + soul transmigration + political intrigue In her previous life, she was the false phoenix princess who starved to death in a prison cell. Reborn with the advantage of knowing what was to come, she was certain the Crown Prince of Wei was the murderer. With a trump card after trump card, she plotted flawlessly. But she never realized the true killing game was hidden in her older sister's gentle smile. Twin phoenix princesses were seen as an omen of disaster. She took the calamity upo 291Reads9.4Score101Shelves
9. 209 这 So That’s All There Is to Cultivation 这修仙也就那么回事儿 Yao Yu'er妖玉儿Eastern Fantasy401k WordsOngoing Lin Xiao transmigrated to a cultivation world and became an errand disciple at Violet Cloud Peak of the Azure Profound Sect. His cultivation aptitude was terrible. It took him a year just to get started on body tempering, and just as he was about to give up on becoming an immortal A chime rang in his mind. The God of Cooking System has been activated. Cooking earns cultivation, good reviews earn talent, and the more customers he serves, the stronger he gets. An outer sect senior brother sat on 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Choosing this is the right choice.

10. 210 超 My Supermarket Connects to Another World, and the Immortals Chase Me for Spicy Snack Sticks 超市通异界，仙子追着我要辣条吃 Little Leaf Wearing a Cloud小叶子穿朵云Urban153k WordsOngoing [Absurd Comedy] [Urban Fantasy] [Multiple Heroines] [the Myriad Worlds] Lin Xiaodong owns a little grocery store. Then, one day, An immortal maiden, gravely wounded, fell from the sky. She grabbed some expired spicy strips from the corner and started chowing down. Pointing at them, she called them peerless immortal pills. She even said that if he had this immortal treasure, She would trade anything for it. And so the cultivation world gained an invincible new existence: The Spicy Strip Immortal! 95Reads—Score115Shelves

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    A super-good urban fantasy story! It features travel between two worlds, a novel premise, and a hilarious plot. A fairy with spicy snacks in one hand and a cigarette in the other, surrounded by beautiful women, enjoys endless fun! Absolutely fantastic!

11. 211 长 Cultivating Immortality for Eternal Life: This Old Fox Is Absurdly Cautious 长生修仙，这个老六苟得离谱 Planting Stars in the Ruins在废墟种星星Eastern Fantasy156k WordsOngoing [Comedy] + [Proficiency Panel] + [Supreme Old Six] + [Invincible Power Fantasy] After transmigrating into the brutal world of immortal cultivation, Lu Wuyou awakened a [Proficiency Panel]. With enough repetition, he could grind any basic spell to max level. To stay alive, Lu Wuyou decided to keep his head down on Wangyou Peak and never leave the mountain, no matter what. Master: “Wuyou, I’ve taken in a junior sister for you.” Lu Wuyou: “Wait a moment, Master. To make sure she isn’t a painted-ski 1.1kReads—Score168Shelves

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    🔥New book: The Way of the Cautious Immortal Cultivator | Proficiency System. The male protagonist is ridiculously cautious, always finding a scapegoat instead of acting rashly. He has a ton of aliases, and his master is actually the one he's clinging to! No hot-blooded battles, just endless manipulation of cause and effect and avoiding disasters. Packed with laughs, a must-read for fans of the "Cultivating Immortality" trope! Title: "The Way of the Cautious Immortal Cultivator: This Old Six is Ridiculously Cautious" 💕

12. 212 穿 A Cannon-Fodder in a Book Just Wants to Keep a Low Profile 穿书炮灰只想苟 Little Fire Dragon 004小火龙004Eastern Fantasy352k WordsOngoing [System] [Survival Above All] [Lighthearted] [Defying Fate] My name is Zhou Quan. I'm a menial outer-sect disciple of the Golden Scale Sect, a background character who dies in Chapter Three of the original story. I'm freaking out right now. Not only have I transmigrated into his body, I've also got a card-drawing System, and I have to watch a thirty-second ad before every draw. 1.5kReads—Score772Shelves

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    It's a super interesting fantasy novel. I recommend it. I just want to be a cannon fodder in this book. I laughed all the way through it. The plot is relaxing and it's a good meal! The first good book in Tomato's opinion. It's really great and great!!! [Send heart][vomit][anger][stunned][fear][cool]

13. 213 开 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪 My March Breeze我的三月清风Eastern Fantasy510k WordsOngoing Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 72Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    This fantastical and absurd story will make you laugh so hard you'll scream like a pig being slaughtered.

14. 214 带 Transmigrating to Honghuang with Doraemon's Fourth-Dimensional Pocket 带着小哆啦的四次元口袋穿越洪荒 Jiangliu Caizi江流才子Eastern Fantasy247k WordsOngoing [Primordial World and Journey to the West] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Cross-Dimensional] [Doraemon] [Wild Imagination] [Buddhist Conspiracy] The protagonist transmigrates into Journey to the West and uses Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket To send over a thousand monks in Chang'an to prison, give Sun Wukong Memory Bread so he learns the truth behind the Journey to the West calamity, and use 404 Anywhere Doors to humiliate Guanyin on the spot and ruin her reputation. He nearly erases the Queen Moth 56Reads—Score—Shelves

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    He travels to the prehistoric world of Journey to the West with a four-dimensional pocket and uses bizarre props to drive all the gods and Buddhas to their breaking point.

15. 215 离 Unbelievable! My Father Was Angered to Death by Sun Quan, So I Turned Around and Secured Eastern Wu for Ten Years 离谱！我爹被孙权气死，我反手保住东吴十年 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance70k WordsCompleted Unbelievable! My father was angered to death by Sun Quan, so I turned around and kept Eastern Wu alive for another ten years. 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Her jet-black hair was disheveled, long strands scattered on the floor, and her large, watery eyes instantly filled with tears, which rolled down her cheeks. With a thud, she knelt on the ground, crawling to my knees, her shoulders trembling slightly, tears streaming down her face. "My lord! So you possess magic! Your magic is so powerful, why didn't you tell me sooner!" She nestled softly against my lap, her body so frail it seemed a gust of wind could knock her over, tears streaming down her face in a pitiful display. I held my peach wood sword, staring at my beautiful, bewitching wife sobbing on my lap, completely stunned. I had been prepared to fight to the death, but this demoness, having failed to win my heart, had immediately switched to a pleading, apologetic mode? I sighed deeply, dropping the peach wood sword with a clatter to the ground, speechless for a moment. This was completely different from what I had expected.

16. 216 新 On Our Wedding Night, the Fox Demon Bared Her Fangs. I Pulled Out a Peachwood Sword, and She Immediately Started Acting Cute 新婚夜狐妖露獠牙，我掏出桃木剑她当场撒娇 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance48k WordsCompleted On our wedding night, the fox demon bared her fangs, so I pulled out a peachwood sword. She immediately started acting coy. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 217 乱 A Valiant Woman in Troubled Times: One Lone Blade to Avenge a Sea of Blood 乱世烈女：孤刀报尽血海仇 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance13k WordsCompleted A Fierce Woman in Troubled Times: One Lone Blade to Avenge a Blood Feud 3Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 218 追 I Followed a Beauty into a Cave, and Ten Years Later I Became a Monster 追美女进山洞，十年后我成了妖怪 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学37k WordsCompleted I followed a beauty into a mountain cave. Ten years later, I became a monster. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 219 新 A Fox's Claw Marks Appeared on the Bride's Back on Our Wedding Night 新婚夜，新娘背上现出狐伤 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学48k WordsCompleted On their wedding night, a fox-shaped wound appears on the bride's back. 24Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 220 隆 The Longqing Murders: A Scholar's Wrongful Conviction, and I Set His Spirit Wife Straight 隆庆奇案：秀才冤狱，我判灵妻归正 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学11k WordsCompleted The Longqing Mystery: A Scholar's Wrongful Imprisonment, I Rule That His Spirit Wife Be Set Right —Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 221 芦 Clear Words Hidden in Reed Leaves, Carried on the Wind for Twenty Years 芦叶藏清词，风吹二十年 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance22k WordsCompleted Pure Words Hidden in Reed Leaves, Carried by the Wind for Twenty Years 2Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 222 冷 Six Years in the Cold Palace: I Nurtured an Emperor for the Ages with My Life 冷宫六年，我以命养出千古明君 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance26k WordsCompleted Six Years in the Cold Palace, I Nurtured an Eternal Wise Ruler with My Life 5Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 223 洪 Hongwu's Wrath: A Lowly Clerk Defies Heaven, Three Hundred Households Lose Their Heads 洪武怒：小吏抗天，三百户枭首 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical30k WordsCompleted Hongwu's Fury: A Petty Official Defies Heaven, Three Hundred Households Beheaded —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 224 绝 The Tang Banner in the Far Reaches 绝域唐旗 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical21k WordsCompleted The Tang Banner in the Forbidden Lands 1Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 225 我 I Didn't Kill My Best Friend, But He Did Die Because of Me 我没动手杀挚友，但他确实因我凉透了 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical13k WordsCompleted I didn't kill my best friend, but he did end up dead because of me. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 226 逍 A Carefree Fairy Descends to Earth and Takes the Internet Giants by Storm 逍遥仙女下凡，卷爆互联网大厂 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Urban23k WordsCompleted A carefree fairy descends to earth and takes the internet giants by storm 4Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 227 笺 Ink and Tang Style: The Biography of Xue Tao 笺染唐风：薛涛传 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学21k WordsCompleted Ink on Silk, Tang-Era Style: The Story of Xue Tao 2Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 228 下 After Descending to the Mortal Realm to Cultivate Immortality, This Little Immortal Returned to Heaven in Sorrow 下凡修仙后，小仙我怅然归天 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance29k WordsCompleted After descending to the mortal realm to cultivate immortality, this little immortal returned to heaven in dismay 6Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 229 焚 Burning the Manuscript at Qingzhi Cove: The Southern Song Poetess Refuses to Cross Over 焚稿青芝坞：南宋才女不肯渡 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted Burning the Drafts at Qingzhi Dock: The Southern Song Talented Lady Refuses to Cross the River —Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 230 西 Pines and Cypresses at Xiling Betray Our Promised Time 西陵松柏负佳期 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学22k WordsCompleted Pines and cypresses of Xiling, missing the promised day 1Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 231 逍 Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scrounging Meals 逍遥仙：下凡后，我靠蹭饭飞升了 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学35k WordsCompleted Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scoring Free Meals 1Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 232 穿 I Became Fahai and Discovered Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 穿成法海，发现白素贞是我前女友 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated as Fahai and Discovered That Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 11Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 233 大 The Unluckiest Young Master in the Great Song Dynasty 大宋第一倒霉少爷 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance40k WordsCompleted The Song Dynasty's Unluckiest Young Master 4Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 234 乱 Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神：我，杨忠，奠基大隋万古江山 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical34k WordsCompleted War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign 8Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 235 我 I Met an Immortal at a Diploma Mill 我在野鸡大学遇仙人 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Urban414k WordsOngoing A lighthearted, hilarious urban fantasy with a wild imagination. Just read it... Zhang Chen walked toward the old man curled up beside a pile of straw, full of anticipation. "No, no." Zhang Chen waved his hand. The old man ignored him and kept shaking his bowl. With no other choice, Zhang Chen reached in, pinched something out, and slipped it into his pocket. The old man shook the bowl even harder, mumbling incoherently. "Oh, you're too kind! I really couldn't accept this!" "Kid, in all 144Reads—Score—Shelves

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    If you like humorous urban fantasy worlds without a system, something innovative, original, and nonsensical, you've already jumped in! I've watched it three times in a row, haha, hehehehehe.

36. 236 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance621k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.7kReads—Score117Shelves

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    Haha, that's really funny, absolutely hilarious.

37. 237 摄 Soul-Seizing Immortal Emperor 摄魂仙帝 Ink Words, a Thousand Mornings墨语千晨Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsOngoing In my previous life, I proved the Dao with my divine soul and looked down upon all the worlds. In this life, I will use my remnant soul as a guide to forge an invincible path anew. Those who insult me will have their souls seized with a single thought and be tormented by inner demons; those who betray me will have their spirits taken with a flick of my finger and be cast into the underworld for all eternity. In this life, I rise from humble beginnings and endure trials of blood and fire. See how 1.1kReads6.2Score—Shelves

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    Boom! ... That shameless and ridiculous handyman disciple is up to his old tricks again. Everyone else who joins the handyman's department cries and begs, toiling day and night doing backbreaking work, sweeping, carrying loads, cleaning the outhouse—but he just...

38. 238 魔 The Demon Realm's Prince Takes in Only Deadbeats and Unites the Divine and Demon Worlds 魔界殿下专收废材一统神魔两界 Kissing Fish zyx接吻鱼zyxEastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Invincible] [Xuanhuan] [Sci-fi] [Beast Taming] [Cultivation] From the start, he has two magical beasts: an Audi and a Mercedes-Benz. He establishes a sect in the human realm, summons a beautiful left guardian at the peak of the Great Emperor realm, and specializes in recruiting the most hopeless disciples. They might be butchers, people without talent or aptitude, or even the souls of the dead. He takes on the world’s number one Cultivation sect head-on and establishes a branch. When dark xenom 86Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You could check out the first book; the opening is quite funny. Overall, this book is funny, powerful, invincible, innovative, and exciting. It's definitely worth a look.

39. 239 系 With the System as My Grandma and Heaven as My Dao, Am I Not Invincible? 系统是亲奶奶是天道，我岂不无敌 Kissing Fish zyx接吻鱼zyxEastern Fantasy459k WordsCompleted A continuation of The Demon Realm Prince Only Recruits the Most Hopeless Disciples and Unifies the God and Demon Realms. The male lead, Wang Chongyang, has unified the entire Lower Heaven Domain. His System, Xiao Ai, rewards him with three revelations about the truth. It turns out the System is actually his own grandmother, as well as the Heavenly Dao of the Lower Heaven Domain. She also tells him that the Cultivation world of the Lower Heaven Domain is really an experimental ground where upper- 19Reads6.8Score—Shelves
40. 240 笑 Laughing at My Five-Element Spiritual Root? I'll Make Money First, Then Ascend 笑我炮灰五灵根？我先搞钱再飞升 Calm and Collected Persimmon心平气和的柿子Fantastical Romance116k WordsOngoing An overpowered female lead, hilarious cultivation comedy, and pure wish fulfillment [Transmigrate into a book + supporting female character + cultivation + absurd comedy + revenge + powerful female lead + comeback] Chi Yu transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder supporting female character. Five-spirit-root talent, menial labor, a monthly allowance of five low-grade spirit stones, and a face that practically screams short-lived cannon fodder. The good news: the plot doesn't sta —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious female-centric cultivation novel!

41. 241 我 Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏 Spirit Rice Ice Core灵米冰核Eastern Fantasy810k WordsOngoing I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates? 49Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book, chapter 120—a must-read for anyone looking for something to read! While other books' systems assign tasks to the protagonist, this one's system takes the protagonist to various ways to "feed" a powerful underground figure. He exchanges his excellent cooking skills for fifth-tier spiritual herbs, and even gets the powerful figure to take the blame for him! This incredible plot twist will have you laughing until your stomach hurts—jump in now!

42. 242 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban373k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 1.8kReads—Score103Shelves

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43. 243 师 Master, Stop Pretending. The Sect Gate Is About to Collapse 师傅别装了，山门都快塌了 Daoist of Mangshan邙山道人Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing On Qingya Mountain stands a ramshackle sect, and within it lives an unreliable master. His name is Shen Changxian. His greatest talent is lounging in a bamboo chair, basking in the sun, drinking tea, slacking off, and acting like an unfathomable master. He cries, “Your master is merely an ordinary, unremarkable cultivator who likes to take it easy,” every day. Yet whenever the sect is about to collapse, his disciples are about to be lost, or enemies come knocking, he can always lazily lift his e 940Reads8.7Score102Shelves

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    The down-on-his-luck sect leader spends his days lying around doing nothing, too lazy to repair the cracked mountain gate, and racking up debts for wine. Who would have thought that this seemingly carefree man is actually a master of cultivation? He takes in a series of characters: a sword-born boy burdened with destiny, a wandering boy with demonic bones, and a mortal boy with no spiritual roots but skilled in firework. Slowly, a warm home is built within the dilapidated mountain gate, filled with humorous moments and a gentle underlying tone.

44. 244 马 Ma Huayun: Making Spirit Stones Easy for Everyone to Borrow 马化云：让天下没有难借的灵石 The Night Is Long and Time Stands Still长夜难更Eastern Fantasy156k WordsOngoing [Lingbei Sect's Vision] A world where no one struggles to borrow spirit stones. [Mission] Help every cultivator with a dream. [Values] Long-term thinking, trust, and fair dealing for all. Yes, I lend money at usurious interest in the Cultivation world. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'm not interested in spirit stones!

45. 245 同 The Weakest at My Level? I Cultivate Just a Little Too Fast 同境界最弱？我修炼有亿点点快 Bukawensiji布卡文斯基Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing When Li Daofan woke up, his world had collapsed. He had arrived in a cultivation world overrun by demonic beasts, where the strong preyed on the weak. And there was no System for him. After finally using his knowledge of Taoist classics from his previous life to cling to the Daoist Sect, he found he could only cultivate the most rubbish Qi-Guiding Art. To maintain his persona as a reincarnated immortal and an unfathomably mysterious senior brother, Li Daofan relied on a cheat-like cultivation sp 47Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This one is actually pretty good!

46. 246 我 I Really Just Want to Slack Off! Why Are You Pushing Me to the Top? 我真的只想摆烂！为啥推我上巅峰 Crossing Spring Winds Alone自渡春风Eastern Fantasy292k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + imaginative cultivation fantasy + mindless fun] Luo Fei transmigrated into a fantasy world and wanted nothing more than to be a lazy odd-job disciple at a sect, lying flat and sunbathing every day. But every time he tried, he ended up doing the exact opposite, stopping time! He had no idea that his rusty iron sword was actually an ancient divine weapon! Every time he swung it, time stopped and his movements dodged attacks. To everyone else, it looked like “the sword dao made ma 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious cultivation novel, the kind where the protagonist is incredibly sarcastic and witty!

47. 247 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 404Reads6.3Score101Shelves

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    I was laughing so hard at my workstation, it's really awesome!

48. 248 别 Stop Rushing Me, I’m Already Teaching the Demon Lord How to Behave 别催了，已经在教魔尊做人了 Mr. Grasshopper蚂蚱大人Eastern Fantasy207k WordsOngoing A good-for-nothing at the Qi Refining stage, yet the world-destroying Demon Venerable holds him in the palm of his hand! With useless spiritual roots and pitiful cultivation, Lu Junmo says: Sorry, my spiritual sense is maxed out, and my logic is god-tier! Reincarnated as a good-for-nothing in Tianyan, he is grabbed by the throat from the start by the strongest Demon Venerable in the Three Realms. At death’s door, he speaks up: Boss, I’ll help you make the Demon Sect bigger and stronger! Demon Ve —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a sweet and refreshing fantasy romance set against a backdrop of time travel. The cunning and intelligent male lead encounters a cold and obsessive demon lord, and their daily interactions involve him creatively teaching the demon lord to curb his violent tendencies. The atmosphere between them is incredibly engaging, and the plot is light and stress-free.

49. 249 只 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 Fortune Cat發财猫猫Eastern Fantasy229k WordsOngoing System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a hilarious cultivation novel. The protagonist spends ten years as a cowardly king, then suddenly dies and activates a system. This ridiculous system is incredibly mischievous, providing powerful cultivation techniques and pills, but the merit points must be earned through "dying points." To cultivate peacefully, the protagonist, true to his cowardly nature, causes trouble everywhere, making it absolutely hilarious.

50. 250 谁 Can You Believe It? My Three-Year-Old Senior Sister Charges Me Protection Money Every Day 谁懂啊！三岁师姐天天收我保护费 Dry Bones of Zhou纣中枯骨Eastern Fantasy298k WordsOngoing He had just joined the sect, and on his very first day, a three-year-old little senior sister with tiny pigtails and a babyish voice blocked his way at the mountain gate. With her hands on her hips, the little senior sister puffed out her cheeks. “Hey, new guy, pay up for protection! Otherwise, no one in the sect will have your back!” Shen Yantai stared at the tiny girl, who was only as tall as his knees, all cute and fierce, and was completely dumbfounded. 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The protagonist diligently cultivates his skills, yet he always inexplicably gets caught up in all sorts of hilarious and absurd situations, which is both frustrating and funny, making the story highly relatable.

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