[Hilarious Cultivation] [Tsundere Artifact Spirit] [Junior Sister Carries the Sect to Victory] [Ensemble Cast with No Romance]
Tian Manman, an agricultural science graduate who returned to her hometown to lease farmland, transmigrates to the cultivation world.
She was older than most and had a three-element spiritual root, so every sect rejected her in turn. In the end, only the dirt-poor Bailian Sect was willing to take her in.
After finally reaching Foundation Establishment, she watched others pull divine swords and treasure cauldrons from the Pool of Ten Thousand Artifacts, while she fished out a poop scoop.
The poop scoop said, "I am an ancient divine artifact!"
Tian Manman replied, "I've got three at home..."
Later, she discovered that this lousy scoop would eat any kind of filth.
Ash from furnaces, poisonous miasma, baleful energy: it devoured it all without a second thought. It swallowed trash and spat out spiritual liquid that could nourish spirit fields, temper artifacts, and even boost Tian Manman's cultivation.
With this scoop, Bailian Sect grew more prosperous by the day. Bizarre artifacts filled the skies, and their sect trounced the competition in one face-slapping victory after another.
Until one day, she discovered that beneath Jiuzhou lay a mass of turbid energy that had been building up for a thousand years.
Tian Manman raised her hand. "Scoopie, we've got work to do!"
(I can't change the title anymore. This female-oriented novel has a title that sounds like a male-oriented one. Help...)
